"Hello?" Yusuke calls out, tightening his fingers on the doorway, and gasps when the woman turns to glance at him. He- he knows her face, he's always known it, her, and- "M-mom?"

As the New Kid, Sage Amsel just wants to leave his past behind and live life as a normal kid. But in South Park, "normal" does not exist. Now, Sage must deal with manipulative wizards, marauding drow elves, and possibly the greatest threat he'll ever face: how to deal with having too many friends on Facebook. Rated M, because South Park. May contain yaoi pairings. Just saying.