~ the real newton artemis fido scamander ~

Hufflepuff, Magizoologist, Order of Merlin (Second Class), Beast Division of the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, Author of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

i like animals, books, my hufflepuff scarf and jacob's cakes

my adoptive parent

my adopted brother

"Newt Scamander is 99% cinnamon roll and 1% seductive mating dance."

"Hey, Mr English Guy? I think your egg is hatching."

"You're an interesting man, Mr Scamander. Just like your suitcase, I think there's more to you than meets the eye."

"So you're the guy with the case full of monsters, huh?"