Goddag (That's Swedish for "good day")! You have just stepped into a heavily padded cell with extra-dimensional library, laptop from the future created by Mr. Mxyzptlk, and autopsy table with surgery tools included. I'm a narcissistic sixteen year-old nerd who is deeply addicted to pointless things - like tormenting my friends, take six strolls a day and reading (although it's civilised). OK, I hope you're not blown away by that (yet) because that was only a prelude. A prelude to psycothicness if you must know.

For those who actually cares (a minimum portion of humanity, which can be seen as less than healthy) I do tend to be a very slow writer when it comes to stories (I am much better at writing essays) so expect a very long interval between updates. This is a tendency though, since it can be rather erratic and often very little rhythm at all. I generally like to write about most genres (as ff.net classfies them) with some favorites (General, Adventure) and some dislikes.