Hey Now!

I'm a SAHM to four incredible kids. Yes, I said FOUR. Crazy huh? There are certainly no dull moments 'round here.

I also have this obnoxiously awesome husband. You know the type.. one part brooding artist, one part sensitive ponytail guy. He thinks Edward is an abusive misogynistic stalker. We disagree. Obsessed maybe. Old fashioned, sure. Abusive? Uh, we disagree. For the most part though, he puts up with my TwiFic obsession.

We live in upstate New York, which is my personal version of HELL. My adopted hometown however, is an uber-liberal college town, and state capitol in the midwest. We exist here in a bad economy, trying to claw our way back "home".

Wow, I really hate writing this profile crap. It's a little unnerving, so how about I lay out a few simple facts...

1. I love chocolate. What woman doesn't? Well, I guess the allergic ones don't, and that's totes their misfortune.

2. I love to read. Obviously. And not just Twilight Fanfic.

3. I like to write. That doesn't mean I'm any good.

4. Life skillz.. I haz them. I can knit my own socks, sew my own clothes, and I make the world's best cheesecake. Seriously, I really do!

5. Wow, I sound like a suburban mommydork.

6. I love music, and my iPod is always with me.

7. When I'm sad, I drink wine and sing Fall Out Boy songs at the top of my lungs. It makes me laugh.

8. "Yes. No. To get to the other side. Uh, 1.77245..." Yeah, what he said.

I currently beta Tides, Tilt, and Dearly Departed for lambcullen. Check them out! Also Marked, and We Say Summer by ARenee363. Other stories and oneshots if I'm asked nicely ;)

I'm also working on a collaboration project called Proxy with Slutch 32. We've published the story under the ff.n penname: Twinnesse.