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X3 Read this: Chibi Orochimaru and Chibi Zetsu are mine!

I haven't got he writing thing down but when I do there will be about 50 stories by meh! I love everyone's stories and I don't think I've flamed before but if it seems like that for one of your stories Me sooo sorry, really TT.TT...

Call me C r o w d u d e, but Ms. D u d e is ok. I like alot of things so here's an example!:

Likes: Bugs (the jumping spider is so cute!), tomatoes, Crack Yaoi, Gaia, MSN, Facebook, Fanfiction, Chibi Anime, Anime, Manga, Music, Anime Music, BackGround Music, ect... X3

Dislikes: Not much, exept stuck up Sasuke, long explanations, hot summer days and cleaning materials (A.K.A Janitors Closet)

Fav Pairings:

Sakura: Naruto, Sasuke, Lee or Neji (I love NejiSaku fics!!)
Sasuke: Sakura (she's the only one for him and if she goes with someone else then he can die trying to destroy Konoha!!)
Naruto: Sakura or Hinata (Both of these are so sweet but NaruSaku is the cutest!!)
Hinata: Naruto or Kiba (If theres anyone else tell me plz)
Shikamaru: Temari or Ino (but it gets really boring after a while, and I rather ShikaTema, since I really like Temari more than Ino-pig)
Ino: Shikamaru, Sai or Kiba (Sai is the best I guess... I don't really like or care about Ino)
Tenten: Neji (Only him)
Neji: Tenten or Sakura (like I said I love NejiSaku fics!!)
Kiba: Hinata or Ino (He's boring too)
Shino: ... (Meh...)
Choji: ... (Hmm...)
Lee: Sakura (If I ever met him he'd be like my little bro, he's so sweet!!)
Gaara: Sakura (Only her cuz he's a loner. He should meet some nice Sasuke fangirl... Gaara makes fics very boring, unless he's fighting with someone stronger than him or watching from the sidelines)
Temari: Shikamaru or Sai (ShikaTema is seeming better than InoShika every day X3)
Kankuro: Anyone (idc) but he's not really the type that would have a pairing. Although in 'How To Piss Off The Ninja's' by -- (find out for yourself :3) in how to piss of Sakura, it has 'push Sakura when she's checking up on Kankuro so she kisses him accidentally. Or something like that, I would like to see that, yeah!

Worst Pairings:

Sakura: Shikamaru, Kiba, Shino, Choji, Gaara and Kankuro( All exept Choji and Kankuro possible if the fic is good). Any Older guys or Yuri. Exeption for old guys in Akatsuki. Sometimes I think AkatSaku is impossibly stupid, and other times it's awesomely sweet!
Sasuke: A DIEHARD fangirl (NEVA!! READ THIS: As Sasuke ran away from his giant swarm of fangirls, he saw a goddess among them!! He ran through the crowd and made out with her. They lived happily ever after until the next day when she ran off with someone else (cough Kiba cough womanizer... XD) and he lived as a stupid asshole-like deppressed, idiot-filled fangirl runnerawayer for the rest of his life), Hinata, Ino,Tenten, Temari or an older guy (or older girl). The worst one for him is Karin, and I hate it when ppl do SasuKarin in a fic so Sakura gets depressed and tries suicide! Although I really don't have anything against Karin anymore, she doesn't try to be a bitch. Ppl only hate her cuz they like sasusaku (read this (I listened to What I've Done by Linkin park while I wrote this): Karin and Sakura stood for the faceoff Karin said "Sasuke is mine as soon as I crush you Sakura!" either choose a or b or c, k? a is for Sakura loving Sasuke till the end and being weak because of that, but her fight turns out as it would if she fought Karin in the Anime/Manga. If you choose b then Sakura is over Sasuke and is about as strong as anyone would be if they had a perfect life and no motivation. c is Sakura really strong for unknown reasons, and she is mysterious. I'll write a fic bout that maybe... Take the poll first then I'll write k?)
Naruto: Anyone other than favs, exept crack Yaoi
Hinata: Anyone other than favs
Shikamaru: Anyone other than favs, exept crack Yaoi
Ino: Anyone other than favs
Tenten: Anyone other than Neji
Neji: Anyone other than favs, exept crack Yaoi
Kiba: Anyone other than favs, exept crack Yaoi
Shino: ...
Choji: ...
Lee: Anyone other than Sakura or my friend BBTCDFZ, (this is a codename not a usrname on Fanfiction...)
Gaara: Anyone other than favs, exept crack Yaoi
Temari: Anyone other than Shikamaru
Kankuro: Anyone other than favs, exept crack Yaoi

My Appearance:

I dont feel like writing my real appearance since it would only be in one sentance so I'll write the ME OC!
!! I have - er - black hair!! And - erm - green eyes? Yeah, that's it!! And - er - I am vampire!! Im so cool... Da real me is boring, she has brown hair and brown eyes and she wears grey, all the time... -_-' I'm so glad that's not me... TT_TT...

Fav Music!! : The All-American Rejects, Ayumi Hamasaki, UVERworld, Breaking Benjamin, Bullet for my Valentine, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Hinder, Ina, Kelly Clarkson, Linkin park, Limp Bizkit, Nickleback, One Republic, Placebo, RadioHead, Seether, Three Days Grace, Three Doors Down, Tokio Hotel, Utada Hikaru, YellowCard, Pink Floyd, Aerosmith, U2, Korn, Slipknot, Chemical Brothers, Coldplay, My Chemical Romance, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Simple Plan, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, REM, Tamaki Nami, Our Lady Peace and Lifehouse. And plz PM me if you know any others, I'm also trying to find out who sang So Sick... Bashing Sakura is not accepted here, so if you hate her or are DuckButtBoy's Fangirl clear off... unless you like my stories :3!! Again, plz PM cuz I am not updated in any way with new music!!

Pro's and Anti's

Pro: They're my fav character or the show cant live without them
Anti: The show still cant live without them. I either hate them so much, or think that they are ok, but they aren't needed after what screwed their lives up so much. Sasuke gets really boring with 'Revenge! Sweet Revenge!!' all the time -_-;

Naruto: Pro
Sasuke: Anti
Sakura: PRO!
Hinata: ... more pro than anti, she's ok
Kiba: Same as Hinata, although I like him better than her
Shino: I don't care at all for what happens to him, he's just another character thats good at ladership and thinks Naruto is annoying XD
Ino: ... a bit more Anti than pro, but she's ok. And anyone who likes Sakura hates Ino's guts.
Shikamaru: idc
Choji: idc
Tenten: idk
Neji: sme as hinata, less than kiba
Lee: pro!! i think lee shud have alot more screentime!! he is amazing, like a little bro hugs chibi lee
Gaara: idc
Temari: pro
Kankuro: idk

pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. DIED

You know you live in -- when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sennin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you STILL laugh at EVERY punch line, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your view on Harry Potter is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Post this into your profile if you're on of the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, post this in your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. ( Totally, I just wish I was unique TT.TT)

If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read or started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. ( I cant find them again so I miss out on a really good fic!)

If you support the "Sasuke and Naruto Are Not Gay" cause, copy and paste this into your profile! ( They're so not although I don't mind it, if I was a yaoi supporter they would be my fav pairing!)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. ( Perlease, I love stories with these guys in it, it makes the enemies of the heroes right. I STILL HATE THEM THOUGH!)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (Obviously XD)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. (I admit I'm weird and like it!!)

If you love to see people copy and paste things like these up on their profile from yours, copy this to your profile. (I must find new ones XD)

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. ( loves linkin park, red jumpsuit apparatus and simple plan too much XD)

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (Trying to dismiss the thought of GaaHina is puking in a green bucket

If you are a fan of SasuSaku fan then copy and paste this in your profile. ( I'm sorry to anti-sasusaku fans but they're just so perfect together!)

If you are a Nejiten fan then copy and paste this in your profile. (Hell yeah!)

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. (Sadly)

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. ( There could be fake ones like Naruto-kun so OK!)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (alot... more... than... five seconds...)

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. ( Yup!)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I have two, Its either when I space out, I got to Wonderland!! But when I sing a song I made like LSD cookie, or Yogurt in a bag!!)

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile. (X3 It hurt)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (Only in the summer, school's a pain!! XD)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Errhmm... At least I think so... )

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (Who doesn't, everyone will have this on their profile!)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. ( YOUTH is awesome, random told ya!!)

if you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy this to your profile. ( Me being one of them is so much more awesomer!!)

If you are past insane, crazy, psycho, and just plain weird copy and paste this to you profile. (All of the above!! Dumbo the elephant!!)

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. ( Of course!)

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile. (Ehem, I got this from my anti sasuke forum site so don't copy it; I would like Sasuke to fall off a cliff, try to perform a jutsu but a bird shits in his eye, then he lands on a giant spike at the bottom of the cliff!)

If you love Naruto's couples, whatever they may be, as much as the show itself, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress,ChristinaAngel, xXDivineFistXx (plz say if you have this so I can add more ppl to it!!)

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, of The Hills religiously, never have, and never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (I don't think anyone does, do they? knocks on the T.V screen from the inside you ppl must either get a life or do something more worthwhile! XD like Battleon!!)

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If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (You guys here are so awesome, plz be my friend on Gaia, Meez or Facebook, PM me if you want to k? )

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (If I wasn't I wouldn't be here :) )

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.(Along with Cuckatoo and Ms. Ass-stick)

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile. ( ' errrr... )

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again? (Ditto... huh?)

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I even have arguments with myself!!)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (She's an awesome friend -sniff- )

If you've ever walked into a door (or lampost) copy this onto your profile. (rubs head check!)

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. (XD make it longer ppl!!)

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. ( Random Is Awesome. R.I.A!!)

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. ( 'Nuff said)

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. ( :'( ppl called me Harry Potter... )

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (No duh... )

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yup, me too!!)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (Hmmm... )

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (Just like V in vendetta said "God is in the rain")

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! ( My sixth sense is Sound!!)

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid facts, copy and paste this into your profile. (Im such a dork... )

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Dis goes last !!)

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side!

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile.

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Dr. who (David Tennant)

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? Green

3. Your first initial? L

4. Your month of birth? January

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black, White scares me, it blinds me too

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Toothpaste

7. Your favorite number? 4

8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish I could get so rich, I wouldn't have to work for the rest of my life

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14, SakuraUchiha1612, Blossem-chan, xXDivineFistXx (I know there are more ppl, keep the PM's comin, k?)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14, SakuraUchiha1612, Blossem-chan, xXDivineFistXx (We all know you have, PM time)

SASUSAKUCLUB You gotta love this pairing to join. Just copy and paste to your profile and add your name: 0Mori_Ita0, XSakuraHarunoX, Guardian Angel Cherry Blossem, xXDivineFistXx (PM, dats it)

NARUHINACLUB Ya need to be a fan of this club and no putting naruto with anyone else and same to hina-chan to join (same rule from club above to join). Just copy and paste to your profile but remember to add your name: Guardian Angel Cherry Blossem, xXDivineFistXx (PM plz cuz I is gettin bored of all dese PM's I have ta' write!!)

NEJITENCLUB They've known each other for a long time I mean they are likely to be together (same rules from clubs above to join). Just copy and paste to your profile but remember to add your name: Guardian Angel Cherry Blossem, xXDivineFistXx (If Ive said PM as an order then add plz to it kay? PM plz!)

SHIKAINOCLUB Well whose better than a bossy blonde for lazy ass no offence to blondes. (same rules from clubs above to join). Just copy and paste to your profile but remember to add your name: Guardian Angel Cherry Blossem, xXDivineFistXx (Plz join )

I like these pairings... X)

That's about ta-ta for now, yeah. Deidara... Whatshersurname...must die! (Sorry to Deidara fans but I hate Deidara and I loved the Tucker film!) Deidara sat on Gaara TT..TT then slapped... his face!! Deidara is soooo dead... I will look for more stuff now, if you have a problem with my profile PM me, but no hitting cuz I wont hit back... unless you insult team 7!! Sasuke and Kakashi tis fine though!! My OC's are Rock Lee's big bros and sis's, well some of them, if u pplz LOVE to make OC family members then PM again cuz I luv PM's if u havent noticed already!!

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Not Weak, A Hero by Distant Starlite reviews
...He stabbed someone with his sword, she gasped waiting for the pain but it never came..."TAKE THAT BACK YOU BASTARD!" "I lost my family because of that guy...AND IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN!" Rated T for violence, language,w/some romance. Parings are surprise
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,304 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Tsunade's Angels by MsMcC reviews
What do you do when your a spy in the guise of a highschool student and your bestfriend/partner gets kidnapped. You go after her of course. Even if she's in Veitnam. In enemy territory. With seemingly no way of contact...yep gotta love her. pairs inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,417 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Attaining The Impossible by xx.aesthetic reviews
AU; SasuSaku; Working as a maid in Uchiha Sasuke's mansion should have been a dream. But with a jealous 'wife,' a baby that's a handful, a mother who's got the wrong idea, and intrusive guests, my dream turns into a nightmare. /What a dream.../
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,588 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Corporate Aficionado by diamondsrefract reviews
Meet Sasuke and Sakura: best friends since dinosaurs roamed the earth. They're about to get rid of the dinosaur clothes and get down, catwalking on the runway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,782 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Let it Whip by iTravel reviews
When she accepted the mission to infiltrate Akatsuki, Sakura never thought it would change her life; she never thought S-class criminals could teach her anything, nor did she ever think Itachi would give her something she wouldn't trade for the world. IxS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,355 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Hell Bent Whatever It Takes by Fallen Lover Rising Sun reviews
They rose from the firey depts of hell. You will train in the most intense death training. Only if you are willing to do whatever it takes to save him..." Madara said. "I am." Sakura replied. A story of Itachi and Sakura Comedy chap. 1-25 Action 26-? Join
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 42,560 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Sometimes Jealousy is More Powerful Then Love by Distant Starlite reviews
A little oneshot songfic about Sasuke and Sakura after Sasuke came back. Warning OOC Sasuke but just slightly! Don't read if u like Karin! Slight Karin Bashing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Orange by mewantpancake reviews
Sasuke and Naruto bet ramen that no one finds Naruto's jumpsuit cool. What happens when they run into a good boy with an orange mask who Sakura finds adorable? TobiSaku fluff that's what!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Obito U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kurohasu by Katara and Zuko Forever reviews
Sakura, Ino and Temari has had it with their lives. So what do the do, they become missin nins. SasoXSak, DeidXIno, ItaXTem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,187 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori
My Crappy Life by lovelysakura99 reviews
All my friends' boyfriends are friends and my friends are trying to matchmake me with the last one of their group. I'm stuck in a life of love, humor, friendship, drama, sex… Yep, welcome to my crappy life! AU Tenten's POV NejiTen FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,384 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
High school life by JadeMesmerizedByOnyx reviews
“But he’s going to be tutored, by YOU!” Ino yelled excited. Yes indeed, Sakura is going to tutor Sasuke to help him get his grades back up. Let's get to the Uchiha house... His room... Exciting!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,465 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Konoha High: Street Racing Style by Azumi Nagasaki reviews
An innocent exterior but a wild interiorSakura A born street racer, her group, the Raven Beat, meets up with Konoha's most elite street racing group, The Onyx Meltdown. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,968 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Konoha's Cherry Blossom by Renee Lenore reviews
Sakura has a mission. Go in, pretend to be one of the Akatsuki--then eliminate them. This was assigned for her and her closest friends-including Sasuke. But what happens when she falls in love again and consequences are servere?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,739 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto boys and girls basketball does not mix by HakumeixShizukesa reviews
Sakura and Sasuke are the captions of the two basketball team at their school. When Ino and Shickamaru leave these two team with a tournement in Suna coming up. Sakura finds a way to help this new team. All this AND a little bit of romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Payback by iTravel reviews
Sasuke has rejected Sakura one too many times. Now, she's had enough. She wants to get back at him... How? Let's just say her revenge includes alcohol and dancing atop a bar. She'll show him who really wants who.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,941 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Worlds Apart by Senwich reviews
There is a wide gap between worlds and that gap can never ever be filled. Yet in the most impossible way ever, they were able to reach each other. They were...worlds apart. [ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,732 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Smile by mikaelaa reviews
SASUSAKU from song Smile. Sasuke and Sakura are going out and Sakura finds Sasuke cheating on her. Ino, Hinata, Temari, and TenTen all help her get revenge. But will Sakura have any regrets? Does she still love him? suck at summary. Please read and review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,959 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dangerously Sixteen by LakErgUrL262 reviews
16 years old: the age when first love, first kiss, first rape, and the pure innocence is forever shattered. [Read at your own risk] :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 126,438 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Hinata H., Sakura H.
Counseling for the Lovesick by WingedTdg reviews
Sasuke likes Sakura and goes to Ino for help. Neji likes Sakura and goes to Tenten for help. The girls make a bet to see who can set their 'patient' up with Sakura first. [NejiSakuSasu] I don't exactly like this fic... [on hold]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sakura H.
Bittersweet Symphony by sakunade reviews
AU; The city of Konoha is one filled with crime. Uchiha Sasuke rejoins his brother, Itachi, to become part of his syndicate. In the mist of danger, he meets Sakura. His brother's fiancee. SasuSakuIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,880 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005
Wanting by fascinatrix femina reviews
[SasuSaku] Now that Sasuke had a taste, will he still be at peace with himself? Or will the secret continue to haunt him for as long as he lives? Sequel to “Worst Days”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,830 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Walk Home by Crystalgail reviews
Love is in the air. Haruno Sakura thought it would be another boring Valentine's Day, but she was wrong. This year was different she was unknowingly going to receive the gift all the girls in Konoha desired.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Memories Unleashed by Maya Amano reviews
The teams are still battling and rivalry are put to intense, who will win? and because of demands... [nejisakusasu]Chap:16 uploaded... decision
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,610 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/29/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004
The Quest of the Green Beast by driftingstar reviews
ABANDONED. For this I am deeply apologetic, but I have completely lost interest and inspiration for this story. To all of you who have read this: thank you so much. And once again, I'm really sorry.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,429 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 6/25/2004
Under the Sakura Tree by AliasKei reviews
Nothing changes people like time spent away. Sakura has come back after a long absence, and is paired with Sasuke on a dangerous mission that could take untold amounts of time, with unknown amount of risk and has an impossible margin for success. Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,533 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Her Paper Heart by Kerrie-chan reviews
It's Sasuke's birthday and Naruto and Sakura are throwing him a party...except he's in a sour mood and refuses to budge, how will Sakura coax him out?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hikyuu by Hikyuu-Miyu reviews
Filled with action, and laughter, this is yet another Naruto story, but this is much different then the others. Time has changed, and it has been 25 years since Naruto took his first mission as a Genin, times have changed, and a new are on the horizion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2002