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Author has written 6 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight.

It's been over a year since I joined FanFiction. It was a crazy year, an awesome year, both the best and worst year of my life. But a year is a long time for a teenager, and within this past year I've encountered obstacles that are making it hard to continue on FF. Not bad things, no messy breakups or anything like that, but since I joined my life has really changed (for the better) and I need to do other things. I've loved writing here, I loved all the comments, flames and compliments alike, and I've loved the feeling of being connected. I'll be sad to let this go, but this is a part of me that I feel I have to leave behind as I journey through life. So from now on, all stories are finished, all of this is done. I'm leaving the account up with everything I've written on it, because I can't bear to get rid of it just yet, so you can still go back through what is written if you want. I'll miss this. Goodbye.

Write on.

Poisonrose.

if i start getting really purple, feel free to tell me. (to those of you who do not have that meaning listed in your vocabulary, going purple means using too many descriptive words i.e. He stared at the tall, majestic,beautiful, orange-tinted mountains in the distance)

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deviantART: gaiadaughterofchaos

fanpop: Bookaholics (joint account with Silverclaw Teller Of Tails)

max-dan-wiz: Conrad Winston

About Me

I'm poisonrose and I rock socks. I wrote a little poem to explain the basic facts about me.

I'm just a girl, living day to day,
I love to read books, I have a lot to say,

I listen to much, but can't carry a tune,
I love all my friends, hate the month of June,

I prefer the dark, I enjoy solitude,
I love watching the rain, I have violent moods,

I'm a drama queen, an actress endowed,
I like to hear quiet, I like to be loud,

I knit as a hobby, and do sewing as well,
I like to write poems, I'm sure you can tell,

I'm friendly and cool, with a mischievous streak
Thanks for your time, I'll be here all week.

so, that's a little but about me, now here's some random facts

I don't go to school. I attend an alternative learning center, but I plan my curriculum and execute my projects myself. I'm still very new to this so...

I listen to what some of my friends refer to as "old man music". all I have to say is that it's not my fault their science teacher listens to Cake and Streetlight Manifesto, but since they're fabulous, I'll listen to them too.

I like art.

I dye my hair. A lot.

I read really fast. Like - my friend in the grade above me and I got the Deathly Hallows together, she read pretty much nonstop (I took several pool breaks and actually slept) and I was still done a day earlier and sitting on her bed reading each page of the epilogue three times before she turned it at midnight - fast. I'm also really impatient with people who are slower readers than me.

I love cats.

I'm a crazy actress. I love acting so much that it's insane.

And some random quotes

"Sweet dreams."

"Don't you mean Good luck with the nightmares?"

-Kit and Nita, Young Wizards Series (can't remember which book...gah! have to read them again)

"But I don't want to go among mad people."

"Oh, you can't help that, we're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad."

"How do you know I'm mad?"

"You must be, or you wouldn't have come here."

-Alice and the Cheshire Cat, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

"I feel like pudding. Pudding withnerve endings. Pudding in great pain."

-Iggy, The Angel Experiment

"Moody, is that a student?"

"Well, technically, it's a ferret."

-Professor McGonnigal and pseudo Prof. Moody, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

"...That might be the worst plan I've ever heard."

"We attack him with hummus."

"I stand corrected."

-Cordelia and Oz, Buffy

"Ok, so we get a box of Ebola. Or, no, we could just label it Ebola. And then we chase him. With the box. We've got the box."

"I'm starting to like this hummus idea."

"He'd never see it coming."

-Cordelia, Xander, and Oz; Buffy

"I'm trying to make a vampire smiley face"

"Here, let me help you. Um, um, WHY DON"T THEY HAVE A DOWN ARROW!?"

"Uh, that's called a v sweetie..."

-My friend and I on chat. She was really stumped for a second there.

"So, did you just stay here after school, or did you go home first?"

"...It's Saturday."

"No it's not. Wait...oh. Really?"

-I love my friends...

"It's not a fetish if it's the first time!"

-Me, on a forum. It was a legitimate claim!

And those copy and paste things you love to hate

92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you know this is scientifically impossible. Here's a facts lesson. Fact #1: If you hold your breath, you will eventually pass out. Fact #2: it is impossible to hold your breath while unconscious.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do (I have 118 right now.) Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is barking at everything that moves because 'damn, why can't I be more like Sirius!' (Crazy4Moony's add) Crazy is dancing naked to Prison Trilogy in your kitchen at three-thirty in the morning while daddy. mommy and sissy sleep (Youparonoidbf's add) Crazy is losing count of the TVs you've broken out of anger because damn it all my favorite characters in death note died or in matsuda's case did something unbelievably stupid(soen-chan's alumina).Crazy is when you set your alarm clock for two in the morning to finish a book report because you were to busy reading fanfics that night (XoGhEtToPrInCeSsoX's add). Crazy is when you have a arguement with your best friend over which fictional charactor would win in a fight (Wants-fang-for-herself add). Crazy is when you have discussions about various situations involving different dimentions, and then proceed to shoot eachother with invisible arrows at lunch.(Poisonrose22.5 add) Crazy is hiding the last slice of cake on the freezing porch, then coming back to ge it 8 hours later because you were on FanFiction till 4:30 A.M. and you're hungry.(Poisonrose22.5 add)If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! (feel free to add my add to your list, even if you've already added your add to a different list...if that made any sense)

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My Angel of Darkness by SolidScriptJess reviews
Max is an average student at her highschool. Until the new mystery guy shows up. And with him brings adventure, drama, fights, horror, and buried secrets. It'll be a miracle if anyone could stay alive until the end of the year. FAX! All HUMAN!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,553 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Fanfiction Meets Youtube by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
What happens when you combine 1 St. Fang of Boredom, fanfiction, and youtube? Complete and total loss of Flock sanity! All oneshots based on videos made by Youtuber, makemebad35.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,788 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
St Fang's Poetry Corner by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, I got bored in Spanish class. Out of boredom, I decided to write some Fang-related poetry and other little writings. I learned one thing fo attempting this: I am no poet. At least it's kinda funny. Narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not again...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,661 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Fang - Complete
Brand New You by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Written for bkworm's Musical Challenge. After 2 years apart, Iggy goes to a 'Flock Reunion'. He finds that 2 years has changed his Flock considerably, especially a certain tall, dark, and formally silent Flock member...Figgy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,583 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Take Me Away by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
Kurt WAS in his right mind. It wasn't his fault that everyone else was judging him, just like they always did. He was just... making adjustments. Expect the Unexpected.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,530 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
close the book, take my soul by beyond-the-twilight reviews
"It's clear now that she has a choice... life or death" Rachel centric; depression/attempted suicide.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,472 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Rachel B. - Complete
The Secret Life of by kashiena reviews
A series of oneshots about the flock's secret lives. Totally random and hilarious.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
Double Date by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
What would be any MaxRide/Twilight fangirl's dream is Carisa Coates' headache. The good news is, she found love. Bad news; she found it twice. Now Fang & Embry, the two boys she loves, are ready to take each other out just to have her. Pairing: Fembrisa?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,631 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang, Embry - Complete
Road Paved with Good Intentions by StudyInViolet reviews
Told to bring the enchantress Rachel Berry back to McKinley in a timely manner Kurt, Tina, Artie and Mercedes are a on quest that leads to giants, witches, enchantments, and secrets of their own past that have the potential threaten everything.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,601 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Tina C., Artie A. - Complete
Could Have, Should Have by StudyInViolet reviews
A series of vignettes of things that could have and should have happened. Mostly Tina/Artie centric with a dash of Muppet Baby freindship.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Tina C., Artie A.
When Artie Met Tina by abandonship reviews
Future fic. Inspired by the model/themes of the film When Harry Met Sally. Tina agrees to give Artie a ride the summer before they head off to college and they realize the strangers they have become to each other. Appearances by other gleeks.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,412 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Tina C., Artie A.
I'll Give You A Lift by doodleswriter357 reviews
Five times Artie gave someone a lift in his wheelchair when they were feeling down, and one time someone carried him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Artie A. - Complete
Better Than Eggo Waffles by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
It starts off as a weird friendship and then by mistake, becomes something just a little bit stronger. And really, Puck thinks that it might be better than even Eggo waffles. .:. Partie, Puck/Artie. 'Cause I love Brit and Artie and all, but this is cute.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Artie A., Puck - Complete
Quinn in Wonderland by jackiekennedy reviews
Quinn falls down a rabbit hole and stumbles upon an enchanted world full of strange tea, spiteful queens, and curious creatures. What she doesn't know is that she's the key to keeping this world from falling apart.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 104,374 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
Strength by doodleswriter357 reviews
When the boys go to defend Kurt against Karofsky, no one expects Artie to actually fight. Short slightly AU one shot on the fight scene. Based on a prompt from glee fluff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Artie A. - Complete
Fly By Twilight: The Pack by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Sequel to Fly By Twilight: The Coven. A Maximum Ride/Twilight crossover. Fang and the Flock are finally reunited! But what new insanity are they being subjected to? What's up with Iggy? And...Love is in the air?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,643 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
Ten Things That You Should Never EVER by Sparx424 reviews
... Let the Maximum Ride Characters Do. The title wouldn't fit. And basically the story does what it says in the title. It is a list, be warned! I will try and hopefully do all the characters. R&R PLEASE! ON HIATUS for the forseeable future.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
I Curse You by xxTunstall Chickxx reviews
Tortallan love poetry. Varying POVs. xxTunstall Chickxx
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Tortall
Inhale by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
It's odd, being the able-bodied one instead of Puck, Artie thinks. He suddenly wonders if he just saved Puck's life. Puck/Artie friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Puck, Artie A. - Complete
Sink or Swim by holidaysfromreality reviews
The water was his element. And sometimes, he let Tina into his world.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
Overheard in Mayfair by YourFairyGodfather reviews
"The power was out, there was a bunch of blood on the stairs, and he was in a dead girl's basement while his sort of crazy friend and gay teammate tried not to blow them all up." Artie goes a bit overboard planning Tina's Halloween party. ArTinathon Fic
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
Bonnie and Clyde by Emma CS Me reviews
"We're not Bonnie and Clyde, Tina. They wanted to be outlaws. Famous. They wanted to make everyone know their names. They wanted to change the world. We just want to live in it." ArTina.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Tina C., Artie A. - Complete
In the Still of the Night by gigundoly reviews
Written for ARPFics for the ArTina Fic-a-Thon! One week after attending the funeral, she received a postcard in the mail with the words, "I'm not dead. Meet me tonight at Guido's Pizzeria. Tell no one."
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Tina C., Artie A. - Complete
Pimp Chair by gigundoly reviews
Figgins needs Will to intervene when one of his students violates the dress code again. One-shot!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Will S., Artie A. - Complete
Compare and Contrast by abandonship reviews
Artie and Tina reminisce about Stuttergate as they struggle through their fight after Artie's sexist comments. Alternates between Wheels past and PoM present . POVs change as well.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
Opposite Sides by ARPfics reviews
Tina joins the Cheerios, Artie tries out for sports. Who exactly are they trying to impress?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Artie A., Tina C.
Fireflies by Berytni reviews
The middle of a forest never really stroke me as the most wheelchair accessible place to go as a family, but I guess their hearts were in the right place. Good thing Tina was allowed to come along.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,854 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
Baby Blue Eyes by Artemis Rayne reviews
Five years after Tina vanished without a trace, Artie is still looking for a way to move on. When they are reunited by fate, Artie finally learns just what took her away from him that night, and that truth has very familiar blue eyes. Futurefic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 113,033 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - [Artie A., Tina C.] - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8287 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Depth Perception by vcg73 reviews
Another little character study, of Kurt and Artie this time. And somehow Artie's dad got involved too.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Kurt H., Artie A. - Complete
Safety Dance by TheNewMissNoOne reviews
This is it, he thought. Artie is determined to tell Tina how he really feels... in the most Artie-ish way possible. But how does this include retainers, the value of Pi, and a praying mantis? Well if a nerd does it, you never know.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
Let the Flames Begin by Berytni reviews
With almost losing his life for the second time in his sixteen years, Artie decides to step it up a notch. Wheelchairs and house fires never did go well together, but Artie and Tina were always meant to be.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,865 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
From Both Sides Now by blueink3 reviews
That night, I learn that the man with the curly hair is named Will. I call him Mr. Will because my Mommy told me that that’s the proper way to say it.... Will's life as viewed by a young neighbor.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Will S. - Complete
What Not to Wear by gigundoly reviews
Kurt simply couldn't coexist with that fashion disaster on wheels any longer. Inspired by Stacy and Clinton, the hosts of his favorite TLC show, he stages a fashion-vention. 2-shot!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Artie A., Kurt H. - Complete
IT WOULD REALLY STINK IF by IggyRoX234 reviews
Characters from Maximum Ride share 10 things that they think would really stink if it happened. Really Random. Really Funny. READ AND REVIEW! Please. I WANT REVIEWERS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,538 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009
The Night That Never Ended by ennalyra reviews
What happened the night Iggy lost his sight.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Iggy - Complete
Of Fishnets and Sweater Vests by Miss Maggie reviews
Sweater vests and fishnet stockings should be a fashion no, especially when worn together. But a special friendship and subsequent love story proves that the most unlikely combinations can work well together. Artie/Tina.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy Iggy by the7thflockmember reviews
How to Annoy the blind bird-kid
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Iggy - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy Fang by the7thflockmember reviews
something i wrote because i was extremely bored waiting for my friend Emily, the8thflockmember, to GET OUT OF THE SHOWER! exactly what the title says
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Fang - Complete
Gloves by Artemis Rayne reviews
Artie Abrams always wears gloves, happy yellow gloves. Because no one can hate a happy yellow, right? Tina Cohen-Chang always wears gloves, dark black gloves, because no one dares to venture into the darkness. And gloves are the perfect way to hide scars.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,950 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2010 - [Artie A., Tina C.] - Complete
Harry Potter in a Nutshell by Mits reviews
Parody summary of the Harry Potter series. Each chapter is a different book from the series!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P.
Nine on the Line by gigundoly reviews
His name was not Artie Abrams.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,658 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
Puck's to do list by TveitsBoyfriend reviews
A day in the life of Puck and Rachel in the form of Puck's to-do list...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
The Question Game by Artemis Rayne reviews
When Artie and Tina decide to play a round of the Questions Game, they learn some interesting things about each other, and it leads to some exciting revelations. Drabble. Artie/Tina fluff.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2009 - [Artie A., Tina C.] - Complete
No Air by Artemis Rayne reviews
When Tina wakes up in a panic and cold sweat she figures it's going to be a bad day, but what she doesn't expect is that she'll spend her entire day in a hospital wondering if she's ever going to see her best friend alive again.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,330 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - [Artie A., Tina C.] - Complete
What If? by Artemis Rayne reviews
As an adult, Artie Abrams looks back over his life and wonders how things might have turned out differently if he hadn't been paralyzed in that car accident. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Artie A. - Complete
Twilight in a Nutshell: A Parody by Fake Crowley reviews
As the title may suggest, it's a parody of the entire first novel of Twilight. Compressed for your enjoyment. Eat your heart out, Evil Iguana Productions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009
The Demise of Scorpius Malfoy's Reputation by too-much-like-Luna reviews
Scorpius and Albus are going to the Potter's Muggle-Style Halloween Party...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Mama Said by MaryFlanner reviews
How can you be a mama's boy without a mama?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Kurt H. - Complete
Insert Freak of Nature Here by Ossa reviews
ACMSES fic: A beautiful Mary-Sue is twisting the fandom into her nightmarish dystopia, and it's up to Max Ride and three insane Society Agents to stop her; will they succeed, or is the Sue just too much to handle?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,902 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Max - Complete
Who Needs Dylan and Max? by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
When Max tells Fang she's having trouble choosing between Fang and the Winged Wonder, Dylan, Fang goes to Iggy to vent out his frustrations. Iggy helps Fang through his frustrations...In more ways than one. Mylan & Figgy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Moving on by XPrincessX93 reviews
Max beleives her Flock is dead.She beleives she watched them die.She lives now, only to keep her promise to Fang. Now,she has a normal life, normal friends, and even goes to school.But what happens when she meets a group of people,she thinks are dead?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Max
Static by nathan-p reviews
Time keeps moving even when you're standing still. And why does Roland look so good in a skirt? New Year's Eve 2006, what a night.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Jeb B., R. Ter Borcht - Complete
Maximum Ride singalong! by green. simply wicked reviews
song parodies!You'll never hear music the same way again!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
Hourglass by streco reviews
He placed it gently on a table and overturned it, not pausing a moment to watch the life trickle out of the top before pivoting and exiting the room the same way he'd come in.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Midnight Eyes by GirlWithBook reviews
Things change after the twins come. As Iggy finds his one and only, will the new boy bring Fang and Max closer together or push them farther apart. Part 2 summary inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,463 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Fifteen Easy Ways to Annoy Fang By: Max by ikasamelindora reviews
So. It's time for revenge. I'm SICK of all the torture I go through everyday by Mr. Silence. So, I stole the little geek's laptop. And THIS was born. 15 simple ways to annoy Fang. For now. And now, not so much. Fang here. Be prepared.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008
If Seeing Is Believing by xxTunstall Chickxx reviews
Things happen in the Lower City. Ugly truths. Things we don't want to admit we know happen. Sometimes we refuse to acknowledge things because we don't see them. If seeing is believing, then we are all blind. Lower City poem. --xxTunstall Chickxx
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Tortall - Complete
Now I Know by Skye Maxwell reviews
"This is the story of how my life ended..." The answer to the question of why Max consistently turns down a relationship with her right-hand man and best friend is answered. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2009 - [Fang, Max] - Complete
Point Proven by midnigthaze reviews
Albus Severus/Scorpius - Oneshot Albus has to prove something about Scorpius' glasses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Frozen on an edge by missmissyeyes reviews
Fang's touch made Iggy's world spin, his body react-- pulse in a force not even he could interpret. So what if he left? That comfort, that safe harbor, and later his heart... would be gone. Not even the most frozen of things could last that long. Figgy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Fang, Iggy
MAXIMUM RIDE TOYS by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Random products for Maximum Ride. That will make you laugh. Send in your ideas in a review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Total
A MR Parody Thign by Bedelato reviews
My first story and my first attempt at an MR parody. Hilarious if I say so myself. Featuring: annoying narrator, programming jokes, and more! Reviews are appreciated but not required.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
Dating Damien by random fanfic writer reviews
One idea of how the Twins may have met Damien. Some elements from Marked and Betrayed.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Erin B., Damien M. - Complete
Prognosis by nathan-p reviews
Max is diagnosed with an incurable disorder. Fang must get her to take meds. Fang/Max, Jeb/ter Borcht as an aside. Vaguely RC-verse.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Maximum Star Wars: Episode IV by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After a really random scene, Iggy Skywalker is supposed to save the universe. But, Fang Solo is drunk, the plot is deteriorating, and Gazzy's emo. Obviously, a parody. OOC. Random. The consequences of boredom.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Iggy, Jeb B. - Complete
The Flirt by mergirl007 reviews
Because we all know that, with the exception of Max, the girls who like Fang work on street corners. Fang/Max. Rated T for slight nudity and some language. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Gozen and the Feather Kids by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Gozen went to Antarctica so he could get his lollipop back and save the pygmy marmosets. But then, as he captured the feather kids Gerald, the UD, sent him for, he met Fuzzles. Gozen loves his Fuzzles. This is Gozen's story of The Final Warning...Kinda
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Gozen, Fang - Complete
Twilight: the Abridged and Humorous Version by Abbey Mae reviews
Not in the mood to go through hundreds of pages of obsessive love to know what happens in the highly overrated and should-be hated Twilight series? Then just click here! Warning: Not intended for overly-defensive Twilight fangirls.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
Fly By Twilight: The Coven by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Maximum Ride/Twilight Crossover. After Fang is captured from the Flock, he's taken to an Institute whose Director isn't quite human. And she's decided it's time Fang live up to his name. Is Fang completely doomed? Not if the Cullens have their say...
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,544 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Fang, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Ninja Fang by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
It's better than Spiderman! Fang hits his head and develops ninja powers! Or, at least, he thinks he has....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Fang - Complete
Shadow In The Shadows by xxTunstall Chickxx reviews
The Contes are a shadow. Jasson of Conte is a shadow himself. You see him, but do you know him? Obscured by siblings, hidden by parents, he is a shadow in the shadows. One-shot --xxTunstall Chickxx
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Switched by oOFallOutoftheSkyGirlOo reviews
When a bomb accident leaves Max and Iggy in each other's bodies, they agree to not tell. But when Fang finds out, he decides to have a little fun and see just how far Max and Iggy will go to keep their switch a secret. Some Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,885 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007
Memorable Moments: Kel, Where Are My Breeches? by xxTunstall Chickxx reviews
Kel/Neal. Oneshot. Their relationship and how their knight masters find out. Short, cute, barely fluffy not the point in the story . Read and Review! xxTunstall Chickxx P.S. No lemon but it's implied.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Tortall - Complete
Calm in the Storm by mommyflaw reviews
Potters never could do anything halfway, so when Scorpius sees Albus' ghost he almost isn't surprised. Almost. Albus/Scorpius, BL, Character Death, Suicide
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Maximum Ride: An Owners Manual by Agent Anderson reviews
A Manual to owning Maximum Ride characters!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007
The List by S. Ivanov reviews
Iggy and Ella create a list of ‘10 ways to irritate Max’ and blackmail Fang into doing the things on the list. FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008
We Were Scientists by Kount Xero reviews
After the last one of the ghosts are driven out, the Extreme Ghostbusters get on with their lives... one night, upon coincidence, they meet each other in front of the deserted firehouse, bringing only too many memories with them...
Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme) - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
The Maximum Ride Guide to Mary Sues by theweirdperson reviews
The unofficial guide to Mary Sues for Maximum Ride fanfiction.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
Material Girls by EGB Fan reviews
Suspicions are aroused when what looks like the beginning of a bridal killing spree coincides with the unheard of and probably madeup National Wedding Dress Day. Coincidence...?
Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme) - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,069 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
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Two Kinds reviews
40 or so years after Breaking Dawn. Quil and Claire's son is a werewolf, and he imprints on a..... a plot twist no one will suspect.... and it causes some "minor" issues.... rated high b/c of paranoia
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete
Screaming Inside reviews
OH DEAR! Not ANOTHER "Max is pregnant" story! well, you've heard it all before. Max is, indeed pregnant. But all is not as you would expect. It's pregnancy like few have seen it before. With NO SEX INVOLVED! What will happen? What HAS happened? Read on...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Max - Complete
My end is only the beginning reviews
how exactly were the Cullens "changed?" what were THEIR thoughts before, during and after? WARNING: slight graphic content.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Blue since the day reviews
Three years ago, Fang mysteriously disappeared. Now, after his flock has finally given up hope, he finds them. Two letters, a magical moment and an awkwardly placed song later, is there a happy ending? For bkwrm's musical challenge. angst/fluff
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Homeward Bound reviews
After receiving a mysterious message from The Voice,the Flock head to Dr. Martinez's house to try to live a normal life. How will the Flock handle the horrors of being "normal" kids? read on. FAX, if I say anything about the others I'll kill half the plot
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
Baby Wings reviews
What happened before the beginning of Maximum ride? what were everyone's favorite bird kids like as babies and toddlers? find out here. It rocks, people, come on, just try it out. Sorry about the shortness of the chapters, but it's quality over quantity.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete