Thanks to everyone who actually takes time out of their "Story Time" in order to come and look at my profile, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!... Not like that's creepy or anything like that... Also PM's make me happy! And if you want to comment on my embarrasing story.. Soon to be stories... feel free to! Okay... Moving onnn...

I've written 3 Harry Potter fanfics and 2 Twilight fanfic: Check out Shatter, Hero, Who's Your Daddy?, Along with This Ain't No Fairytale and This Ain't a Cinderella Story by me, Mooch McFly.
(Don't tell the other stories, but This Ain't No Fairytale is my favorite!! It's just soo close to my own life an how me and my friends act that I just love love love it!)

FYI- Mooch actually is my nickname... as well as Shrimp, shortstuff, midget, and so on and so forth... lol it sucks for me... yup yup yup!

I'm a Sophomore in high school, and a girl... and that's all you'll get out of me! Hahaha! Creepy stalkers won't get anything else! Muahahahahaha! Okay, I'm done now.

Yes, I am a dork. Yes, I like to play baseball in the rain. Yes, I like to climb trees and then scream different Harry Potter spells to the heavens. And YES, I dance to my favorite songs in the middle of an aisle in the grocery store in front of random strangers. I'm just that kind of person. But i don't care!! I like being random! YAY!

I absolutely adore music, and BOOKS, and my dogs. I also love to argue about everything. I'm just so fantastatickle MY WORD (beeteedubbz) at it and i always win. Always. And i love to write! Writing is my favorite thing to do, besides listening to music, or playing soccer with my BFF who is almost as competetive as me. I mean seriously, i may be a shrimp, but I make up for my size on the soccer field. I DOMINATE! Yeah! Oh, and i hate softball. Tried it, hated it. Not my sport. I just can't handle the hitting, running, sliding, throwing and catching in one game. I'd rather just shove someone down, and then kick a ball as far as i can.

Any who! I love TWILIGHT! It's basically my life. And right after that is Harry Potter. I'm not even kidding i think I'm half vampire. And i wish that i was a witch. that would be soooo cool! Yesss! Any way, i'm a team Edward. He's just so scrumptious! and so, Bella can have Jacob, and I can just steal Edward away. She doesn't need him any more, and that way everyone is happy! It's the perfect plan! Hahaha! Unless Seth is still available... or when i become a vampire, I'll just take Emmett... That would be great. sigh Either that, or I'll steal Draco Malfoy from (who did he marry? I think it was Pansy...) whoever he married cause he's just delicious and i think that I argue just as much as him, so we'd be perfect. Hahahahaha!

My FAVORITES:

Song(s): (If you're wondering if I want you to) I Want you too - Weezer, Horchata - Vampire Weekend, (Ugh! Such good songs! Gets me so pumped up while running/working out/before a soccer game!)

Movie(s): Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensability, I am Legend, Titanic, P.S. I love you, HARRY POTTER AND THE HALFBLOOD PRINCE! (even though they skipped some parts)

TV Series: Band of Brothers. (Love itttt toooo deathhh. Even though it's only on TV on like Thanksgiving orr some other holidayy like that lol)

Book: TWILIGHT SERIES!! NO BRAINER!!... sorry harry potter, i still love you

Food: Steak. Medium rare, with salt... maybe some bacon wrapped around the edge... (Mmmm! I'm getting hungry now... But then again... I'm basically always hungry, and will eat anything that is edible... But surprisingly I'm not fat at all... I'm one of those people with crazy metabolisms and burn calories and fat at an alarming rate... That's awkward...)

Person: My BFFEAEAEAEAEAEAEA Megan!!

Colors: Coral pink, Light green, light blue, yellow, purple, orange, etc (I recently went on a shopping spree and now my wardrobe is colorful! HOORAYY!!)

Clothing Article: Baby doll shirt (My new fave outfit is a baby doll shirt, jeans, and my silver sandles. Of course my hair is up and I got my soccer sweatshirt lmao. I'm not a complete girly girl... Actually... i'm probably the furthest thing from a girly girl lmao)

Guy Smell: THREE WAY TIE: CHOCOLATE AXE, MAXIMUM by Aeropostal, and FIERCE by Abercrombie & Fitch (Remind me to get my guy friends some of that for their birthday...=P)

Sport: Soccer... Duh... (if u didn't already know this, u weren't paying attention earlier... =0 shame on you!)

Singer: Taylor Swift (i absolutely adore her songs, they pertain my life in so many ways, she's so inspirational!)

Person of the male species: Okay, uhhh... here's just a small sample of the very long list i have: Calivin Goldspink, Taylor Lautner, Kellan Lutz, Tom Felton... whoever played Oliver Wood in the movies, Sean Faris, Fernando Torres, Christiano Ronaldo... that's just to name a few...

Website: Mylifeisaverage.com (OMG! funniest website in the world! makes me feel so much better about my sucky life!)

Funny Story of the Day: May 10, 2009:

Okay, for anyone who has read This Ain't No Fairytale then you are about to learn where I got the idea for the death matches...

It all started on saturday, when I had an intense soccer game... I am usually a defender, and there was a corner kick for the other team, so as soon as the other girl kicked the ball, it flew in my direction and i jumped up and headed it away from the goal, then started running at the girl and where the ball was still up in the air. The girl and I jumped at the same time, and since she was SO FREAKING FAT! and i'm so skinny and small... (but fast and strong) i bounced off of her, and my head snapped back, and i heard a loud snap in my neck. It immediately started to HURT LIKE HELL, so i fell to the ground and was crying out in pain, checking to make sure that i wasn't paralyzed... My team mate came over and helped me up, and the stupid ref was the basically blind and didn't call anything, but my coach had to come on to the field because i was in tears from the pain in my neck... So i went off the field, and vowed vengence on that stupid girl.

I went back in a minute later and i was on the side nearest the parents, and as soon as i saw that girl going for a dead ball in the middle of us, i started running at her. Neither of us slowed down, and we kicked the ball at the same time, and our shoulders collided. She flew off in one direction, and i rolled onto my stomach in the other... And MY MOTHER screamed "Don't EVER DO THAT AGAIN! YOU COULD GET HURT!" jeez mom... We're talking about me... the most vicious player on the freaking team... get over it... BUT ANYWAy... that's not the real story.

It's really about how Megan and I started a death match... I was laying on my stomach in her backyard, and she thought it would be funny to step on my back. And when she did, it cracked, and my neck started killing again from the soccer game.. So i stood up and started running after her. As soon as i grabbed her shirt i started throwing punches, and eventually she started too. We were kicking and throwing real punches at each other for a good two minutes. (Not the sissy slaps and punches most girls only know how to do...) until her dad finally pulled us apart. WEll... I got around him and threw a punch at Meg's collar bone, and she grabbed my arm and started pushing my fingers all the way back, and they felt like they were going to break. So i grabbed her arm and dug my nails into it, drawing up blood. She let go of me, and her dad was basically appawled that we had just gotten into a blood fight... haha...

So we just sort of stood there for a second, looking over all our wounds, and then her dad was like "Why don't you go get you're stuff and we'll go meet your mom. Before you attack my daughter again." And Megan and I just looked at him and started laughing. LAUGHING! after that fight we were laughing like idiots. And then i went up to her room and got my stuff and we got into his truck and went to meet my mom.

You see... Megan and I have a friendship, where we HAVE to kick the crap out of each other on a regular basis. Otherwise, we would just bottle it up inside and then get into one humongous fight and would never be friends again... And that wouldn't be good, because she's my BFFEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAE and she is the only one of my friends that will get competetive with me, and will be just as vicious as me in a fight... It's a good friendship, don't you think? lmao -Mooch

Funny Story of the Day: May 12, 2009:

Okay... so today was meatball sub day at my school, and they come with french fries... so OF COURSE i am going to get that for lunch... i mean, come on! So anyway... as i was eating my meatball sub, i thought that i was over my plate as i took a really big bite... well let's just say that I really wasn't... and so thing huge, honkin' blob of tomato stuff fell out the end of the bun and landed on my jeans right on the inside of my thigh... in the most awkward place that you could EVER imagine... SOOOO my really good friend that was sharing my seat with me started laughing at me hysterically and i was laughing too at the time. Until i realized that it looked like i had leaked on my pants... even though i really hadn't.

So then, i was flipping out because i had my last class of the day, and my shirt didn't cover the stain the way i thought it would. So me and my friend that was sharing my seat went with me out into the hall and were going to go to her gym locker to get a new pair of pants... but there was my biology teacher right out in the hallway... like standing gaurd or something... and so he stopped us and asked:

"Where are you two girls going?"

And i couldn't exactly say that it looked like i had leaked onto my pants and that i was going to change my pants, now could I? So we said that we were going to the bathroom... And we did... But that still didn't solve my problem... the stain wouldn't come out after i put water on it... So me and my friend had to act like we were FBI agents and we snuck down the stairs, and our bio teacher wasn't looking, so we snuck down to the gym locker rooms and went into the girl's locker room.

She opened her locker, and immediatley i said: "Damn, I'm screwed!" And i said that, because I'm like a size 1 in jeans, amd my friend is a size 3/4... you can only imagine what i looked like in her jeans... so she finally found a pair of gray sweat pants and i changed into them, but she decided she didn't like her shirt so she changed as well... And i took a navy blue sweatshirt that SO didn't match with my new pants... but she had on a gray sweatshirt, so i wanted that one. So we switched, and i noticed that the sleeves were HUGE on me and looked so absolutely stupid. But at that time, the bell rang so we were all stressed out about shoving the clothes into her locker... So we were rushing and laughing and we opened the door to go into the hallway, and we collided with some other girl who was right outside! GAh!

So, laughing even harder, we walked up the stairs, but i didn't want to look retarded for the rest of the day, so i said that we needed to switch sweatshirts again... and we were laughing so hard for no reason, and we were only wearing camisoles underneath the sweatshirts and she didn't want to change in the middle of the hallway. SO i finally pushed her into a small area away from the hallway and we began changing our sweatshirst, and right when we were both in our camisoles, i heard a ding and looked up and saw that we were right in front of the elevators, and a girl on crutches and her boyfriend were right there watching us in our camis. We were in hysterics the entire time and the girl's boyfriend was like: "What the hell? That's so not normal!"

And then i went to class and told everyone that story... what a freaking crazy life i have... I just LOVE IT! haha! I love all my crazy friends too! lmao! toodles! -Mooch

Funny Story of the Day: May 14, 2009

Today, i got of the bus, and walked a mile and a half to my home... it was windy, and moderately cold, and i thought it was going to start raining... I get to my house, and get the mail, then go to my front door, only to find out, that IT'S LOCKED! My mother NEVER locks the front door... don't ask why... So thinking our back door is open, which it usually is, i went around the back, only to see that THAT one is locked too... By now i couldn't feel my hands... So i sat down on my deck and whipped out my cellular device. I called my mother at her work, and she didn't pick up...

So I sat on my back deck for forty five minutes, until i see my dad come in through the doors and unlock the door, then come into the house looking for me.. I wave to him and he comes to the back door and opens it, and asks why i was out there. I told him that I had been locked out, and he then said:

"There's a spare key right under the stairs... It's been there for four years..."

I freaking freezed my butt off for forty five minutes, when i could've been inside all nice and cozy... I'm so stupid.. lol... Oh! And then, as soon as i got inside i realized that my sister was getting off the bus in T-minus 10 seconds, so i sprinted out to my drive way and stop at the end, right as the bus pulled up... ugh... This is so not going well today... -Mooch

Funny Stories of the Weekend: May 29-30

Okay... I slept over Megan's house all this weekend, and we found scooters in her garage on friday... It was 9 at night... in a bad part of town... and we decided to go scootering around the neighborhood... Fun, right? yeahh it was! butt... there was a time, when we were being stalked by a mexican on a motorcycle... and let's just say, i picked up the scooter and flat out sprinted back to Megan's house...

The next afternoon, her neighbor came over with her ipod. It was 1 in the afternoon, and Megan's sister found her Ihome. Soooo megan's neighbor plugged in her ipod and put it on a bunch of funny, old songs. And me, being the crazy, small, obnoxiously vicious one, got up on my chair and started dancing to all of the songs... Harmless... Right? Wrong! I didn't see that her other neighbors were doing yard work... so i was dancing like an idiot, in front of the windows on a chair, with my shirt rolled up.. in front of random people i didn't even know... They most likely think something is really really wrong with me...

Thenn! later that day, we went to a forest/really big dog walking place... and Megan and i thought it would be fun to scare her sister and her neighbor... sooo as soon as they weren't looking, we zipped off of the road and sprinted through the forest to get ahead of themm... We felt sooo cool running over roots and jumping over fallen trees and stuff... and then we went down a small hill and we had to push aside a tree branch... and as we did this I heard Megan say to me, "I Feel like Edward!" and i just stopped and started laughing, because we probably did look just like Edward running through the forest... it was sooo great... but we didn't get to scare any one... because, i guess when i was trying to hide by laying down on a rock, i just hoped that i would blend into the rock... but that didn't really happen and Megan's sister saw me...

Then after that Megan and i climed a small cliff and we were ahead of them again and i sat on a rock over the cliff, and just the way i was sitting, made me feel like a vampire ready to pounce... and when Megan's sister looked up at the cliff, she saw me sitting there, and screamed, bloody murder. Which made me laugh, and her to glare at me... but it was the funniest thing that happened that day... besides what i said before... wow... i really need to get a life... oh wait... I HAVE ONE! AND I AM DAMN PROUD OF IT! haha... sorry that was an outburst... okay... peace out!-Mooch

Funny Stories of the week of July 7-12

Yeahh okay, so i was in Florida this week and when we were at a beach we were in the water and my freind saw these two fins, but we didn't believe her... then when we looked out we all saw the big black fins and we all freaked out and ran back towards shore thinking they were god damn sharks!... But then we saw these people laughing at us and we were like "What?" and they just laughed harder and were like "Those are dolphins!" and then we felt like total idiots cause a bunch of super hot guys saw us and we were like... ohh man that prob just ruined out chances with themmm...

Then later that week we were at Busch Gardens and I was on the skyride with another of my friends and we were going over the elephant exibit and thennn she started making the elephant noisese and laughing at them... but then some really hot guys who were going the other way saw her and were like "what the hell are you doing?" and i began to laugh really hard and she ducked down so they couldn't see her and i was laughing so hard that i sounded like i was having like an asma attack... and some people were like "Is she okay? ARe you okay? Should we call 911??" Anddd i just laughed harder... then later some spanish guys blew me a kiss and yeaahhh it made up for it all... okay now im done PEACE! -MOOCH!! =P

Funny Story of the Day of July 17-18

Okay... I slept over Megan's house last weekend anddd we decided to splatter paint her room with neon colors... cause she was redecorating and she had painted her room black (i thought it would look horrible, but it ended up looking pretty fantastic) and then splatter painting it neon pink, yellow, green, blue and purple... andddd sooo we started out and it was really fun... but by the time it ended there was more pain on Us than the walls. lol =P annd I had to take like, an hour long shower to get all the paint off my body and out of my hair... and I'm STILL finding patches of color on my skin... talk about annoying!

And then after that whole ordeal we were playing Thrillville... and we sort of really got into paying the cheerleading game... and Megan and her sisters were totally following the moves of the cheerleaders on the screen while i played and just danced around like an idiot... it was great funn and we ended up laughing our butts off at some of the songs... and when her mom walked in... Let's just say she thinks that we are all insane... But that's a good thing, right? =P lol -Mooch

Funny Story of the Day of September 19

Lol okay... I really haven't updated this funny story thing for a while... and I don't think that I really ever will get around to doing it every week... but who knows! lol. Okay... welll this past saturday I was rather bored, and i had to babysit later that day and thennn I got a text from my friend and she asked me if I wanted to go bridge jumping!! Well... It's the middle of September... In New England... And it's quiet cold and freezing outside... and even in the summer the ocean water is quiet cold... so being the complete idiot I know I am, I said "SURE!! LET"S DO IT!!"

So! an hour later I was standing with my friends looking down a 12 foot drop into fast moving, ice cold water. And what did I say? "Last one in is a rotten egg!" so we all stripped down to our bikinis and climbed over the three foot railing and stood on the narrow ledge looking down at the water moving out with the tide. the same water that was ridonculously COLD!! And finally after about 2 minutes of prepping ourselves we finally all screamed and jumped down. and I'll tell you that I was never so regretfull in my teenage life EVER BEFORE!! but I was feeling the regret and screamed louder as I got closer to the water. but it was too late, and I hit the water and it went up my nose and it was SO FREAKING COLDD!! and thenn I came back up for air and screamed again and me and my 5 other friends all tried to swim to shore to get back up... but being the soccer player, without any upper body strength, couldn't swim fast enough and got SUCKED UNDER THE FREAKING BRIDGE!! I WAS SO SCARED!! I mean seriously dude! I thought I was gonna get lost at sea!! How scary does that sound?! but i didn't and I just swam to shore on the other side. and then I got back up on the bridge and was SOOO COLDDD!! So I lay down on my towel in the sun on the pavement on the road. How great is that?! lol. anddd no I obviously didn't get hit by a car.

And after that I jumped 2 more times. So all in all I guess that it was sort of fun. Lmao, it was so funny too because I basically gave my mother a heart attack XP but ohh well. Hopefully I can do it again this weekend... Unless it gets colder. Cause I'm already sick... And I don't wany hypotremia on top of that. soo yeah... =P -Mooch

Funny Story of the Day of January 16

Alrighttt I know that it's been a friggin longgg time since I've updated this because my life is so god damn hecitc and i hatee it... but anywayys. Last weekend I was at my BFFEAEAEAEEAEAEAE's house and we decided to go to target after we dropped off her sister's boyfriend... butt on our way there, i learned that my shoes were going to fall off (because we would be running) annddd so I got MEgan's GINORMICAA All star shoes that made me look like a freaking clown... but anyyway.

We got to the store, and about a month ago we had gone to Target with MEg's neighbor and we had had an EPICCC lightsabe battle through the store, and when the intercom had gone off telling everyone to make their final purchases, Isat down on the floor in a fetal position and started yelling: "THE VOICES IN MY HEAD! THEY'RE BACK! THEY'RE BAAAACKKKK!" and I swear to god the guy who was ticketing shit in the other aisle, basically peed himself. Ittt was so great =P

But this time when we got into the Target store, I brought out my phone and started playing the mission impossible theme and snuck around from aisle to aisle... annnd we got a few weird stares... and Megan refused to be assosciated with me... but oohhhh welll lol. Annd afterward we had about 10 pound of candy that we had bought (because it's mean to not buy something after putting them all through such misery) annndddd I stayed up until about 2 in the morning with Megannn and we played ERAGON on her xbox live... it was someee awesomeness... but that'sss basically it lol. Soo yeahhh =P -Mooch

Friends/Best Friends (I'm happy to report, that all of the Best Friends ones apply to mine and Megan's friendship... haha... idk if that's good or bad, but whatever)

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Sir.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, by GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! That was some fun shit!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not sad anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.