It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.

The Cullen's have a very open and incestuous sex life. When they move to forks they find a potential new member for the family's most enjoyable practices. Would Bella ever join? Rated M for Sex, Lesbianism, Homosexuality and of course Incest./AH and OOC.

Sequel to 'Love Is A Funny Thing'- Anthony and Annabelle are 17, seniors. Annabelle had inherited Edwards charisma, while Anthony has Bella's shy nature. Annabelle is the head cheerleader, determined to make Anthony popular. But, will love crush her plan?

Bella and Edward have been friends for years. What happens to their relationship when she comes home for a visit, carrying a secret that will change everything? How will it affect all the others? All Human, AU. All canon pairings.

AU/AH; "Real love stories" she began "Never have endings" he finished and pulled her closer. Alice finds out that she is pregnant, her and Jasper are thrilled, but then something happens that shakes their perfect world, changing it forever.

AUAH. Carlisle is alone to raise his newborn twins. A desire to provide a better life for them sends him back to school where he meets Esme Platt, a beautiful woman that has her own sad past. I really suck at summaries. CxE eventual ExB JxA ExR

Sequel to Truth or Dare Cullen Style! It's a year later, and Alice suddenley announces the Cullen's forgotten ritual of Prank Week! Now, knowing the way that the Cullens are, you know that this won't be a regular prank week! Oh no, they're going all out!

Partner to LLC. All Human-OOC. Rated M, but mostly fluff. Edward and Bella are now parents to a baby boy, Charlie. Alice and Jasper have twins, and Lily is talking up a storm. Life for the Cullens isn't as little as it was before. Can they handle it?

Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?

Carlisle Gets a song stuck in his head...... I suck at summarys.... random and quirky! Please R&R!

Needing a music credit to graduate, but not wanting anything to do with the Marching Band, a football player joins the colorguard. BEING RE-WRITTEN! CHECK MY PROFILE FOR THE NEW VERSION

Two single parents struggle with their children on ‘one fine day’, leading to a whole new realisation between the two that evening... SMC contest entry.

Alice tries to spice up things in the bedroom, but what happens when she suggests something so completely outrageous? What happens when she suggests role playing as Edward and Bella? -WON SECOND PLACE in the Jasper and Alice Roleplaying Lemon Contest.

There's to much lust in the Cullen's House. Can Edward handle it? Or will he resort to some self enjoyment? First One-Shot!

Just a normal day at the Cullen house. set sort of before the second book

Jasper gets bored and makes Carlisle "feel" in love with a member of the Cullen family but who is it? SLASH *ONESHOT*

Very Human Edward, Alice, Rose, Jasper, & Emmett are all friends heading off to meet Emmett's little sister for the first time. Will they get along with her, or wish they'd stayed in for the night? Characters are slightly OOC. Rated M for adult material.

Carlisle has some very wise words for his kids when they decide to argue with each other.

Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.