A series of oneshots about Sherlock and John in awkward situations. Friendship, no slash, despite the incriminating title. Fluffiness abounds!

A cat comes to Baker Street and makes himself at home. A series of short vignettes, not necessarily in chronological order.

As it turns out, keeping Sherlock Holmes alive is not the easiest task John Watson has ever undertaken. Collection of drabbles, maybe crack.

After a fall on a case Sherlock tries to hide both the injury and his past from John.

Sherlock's 23. John's 25. Sherlock's in London. John's in Afghanistan. While Sherlock Holmes, consulting-detective-to-be, completes University, John's away in a foreign country on military service. With two childhood friends separated by miles, one in love and the other falling fast, will there ever be a happy ending? Co-authored with the brilliant CowMow as John Watson. Johnlock.

AU where everyone has one soul mate that they usually meet early in life. Sherlock Holmes never had a soul mate and never wanted one... until he met John Watson. Johnlock & mentions of Mystrade - NO season 3 spoilers

No one would ever send Sherlock in to diffuse a stand-off; but on one unlikely day, that's exactly what happened. "Congratulations, Lestrade," he called out sarcastically. "You're traumatizing a war veteran."

John Watson doesn't mind being an Omega. It's how everyone else deals with it -and him- that's driving him round the twist. Luckily he happens to share a flat with one of the world's foremost scholars in human behavior. With Sherlock Holmes on the case, will John discover the root of the Mystery of the Persistent C-word? Or will the search take them to the heart of John himself?

Molly has been in an abusive relationship and John catches on. Slowly working on this in my free time, but the first chapter can be read as a oneshot. TW for abuse

Thanks to Sherlock's inability to resist satisfying his curiosity, he's been turned into a small child of about seven (or five, depending on who you're asking) years old. John volunteers to look after him. After all, he's had to look after a man-child, how hard can a child-child be? Poor John. He has no idea. Johnlock and paternal!Lestrade in small doses.

Various Lestrade/Sherlock ficlets, posted on my LiveJournal in answer to various prompts. Mostly fluff and humour, rated PG to PG-13. Updated 14 Of Greys and Griefs

John is bleeding out, Sherlock is freaking out, and Donovan is a more than a bit put out with her new role of Freak Wrangler. Last chapter up, complete

John Watson moves in with Sherlock Holmes, only to find that Sherlock has a nine year old son. Parent!lock AU and eventual Johnlock. (Sequel now posted)

"John chose his moment wisely to look up into the eyes of his best friend and flat mate. It was worth a thousand wounds, to see the depth of loyalty behind the cold mask and a great heart in what he simply saw as transport." John is injured during a case, but it pales to insignificance after mounting foreign tensions and a letter. COMPLETELY RE-VISED VERSION.

A collection of 00Q prompts I've been taking on Tumblr. All are stand-alone drabbles unless stated otherwise. Rated M for some of the content. Warnings and prompts inside.

There's no time for feelings with kidnappers and murderers on the loose. For John and Sherlock, dealing with their emotions has always been a complicated give-and-take… Can they figure things out between them AND bring justice to the streets of London? Slash. Post TRF.

John is furious and leaves the flat after an argument with Sherlock. John wents missing and now Sherlock tries his hardest to get his only friend back. Along the way he discovers that maybe John means more to him than Sherlock had thought. Johnlock

Sherlock is in bed with an illness. Luckily, he's got his doctor to look after him.

One day can chance everything. To Q it's one bad day. 00Q/Q whump

Or 'Five Times John Woke Up In Sherlock's Bed After Sex (And One Time He Didn't).' - A series of 6 one-shots based around the same plot, stories standalone.

ALPHA/OMEGA VERSE, THUS VERY SLIGHT AU. After Sherlock's fall both he and John struggle with their lives having been turned upside down. What happens when Sherlock finally returns? Will his family still be his? MPREG SLASH Johnlock

Sherlock and John are hunting a kidnapper who has been taking newlywed couples across the Greater London Area and Sherlock has the perfect way to flush him out. Warning: Pre-Slash/Slash of S/J. Now Series 2 Compliant. WIP Slow Updates

The doctor had just asked how bad the pain was when the pain spiked. Sherlock's initial response was a gasp that evolved into a whimper. "Ten," he gasped. "Ten..."

After a fire damages 221B John and Sherlock find themselves living with Lestrade in his flat. rated T: since i don't understand the ratings. the sequel- Sherlock and Company is now up!

Sherlock wakes John up one night when he has a lot of pain and when John is unable to help his friend, Sherlock concedes to hospital care. No slash, just friendship.

Sherlock misses John on their 1-year anniversary. Established relationship / JohnLock - fluffy, smutty, stand-alone fic in several short chapters. *Addendum* - Sequel in progress!

Sherlock was bored. What else is new? Poor John suffers the consequences. Possibly a collection of drabble, it may take a while to get it going. No Johnlock, not really. Rated T just in case.

Sherlock is bored and John gets an idea. Completely fluffy.

Oneshot. Post Reichenbach. Johnlock. I posted this fic on tumblr for a request made by an anon. This is the prompt: John tries for months to recover from losing Sherlock. He tries to kill himself and Sherlock comes to stop him. This is not based off of anyone else's work, this is my own version of these events requested by the anon.

For a genius, there were certain things Q couldn't be trusted to do unsupervised, starting with anything at all, until he'd had his first cup of tea. Unfortunately, Q was very good at sneaking out of bed. - Co-written with BootsnBlossoms

John knows he loves Sherlock. When John isn't acting himself, Sherlock gets curious and deduces that John is having relationship problems. Little does the detective know, John's problems are not caused by all the women he's dated. Pre-Johnlock (In progress)

Sherlock is kidnapped and tortured by Moriarty. The aftermath is horrific, and no one is sure if things could ever go back to normal. WARNINGS: Mentions of torture and violence, rated for such. 18 chapters.

Sherlock and John have been flat-mates for almost 10 years. Several years ago, Sherlock returned from the dead, and they've since become a couple (of sorts). Now they're making it official. (SherlockxJohn) Lighter and fluffier than my previous stories. I tried hard to keep them in character and there is a strick no schmoopiness policy in effect. Enjoy :D

For months, Q pined after a certain secret agent, only to be rebuffed or ignored at every turn. James Bond would flirt with anything and everything that breathed — except for Q. And then, one day, Q meets the newest doctor at MI6, and everything changes. For all of them. Watson/Q/Bond.

After the trip to Buckingham Palace, Sherlock finds out that maybe John's family background was different than he'd thought. (4 chapters)

More than anything, Mike Taylor wanted to be ordinary. Being a genius, he learned early in life, meant people expected too much. A career at the MI6 Help Desk seemed the perfect way to guarantee a lifetime of obscurity, until he got a very unusual tech support call. (Co-written with BootsnBlossoms.)

'The man pointed his gun at John's chest, right at his heart, and shot.' Wherein John is shot, and Sherlock is the one panicking. (Not a death fic.) Six parts.

John's nightmares return with a vengeance, and Sherlock can't help but be worried. But what will happen when his concern ends up backfiring on him? And will John forgive himself?

After three years, he finally came home. Sherlock's return, Post-Reichenbach.

John and Sherlock have a couple for a few months. Sherlock has been a bit preoccupied lately. What can John do to get his attention?

Sherlock looked at him like he was an absolute nutter. "And if I don't need a scarf?" he asked. "What do you mean, you don't need one?" Lestrade snapped. "You've got a neck like a bleedin' giraffe—" Lestrade knits in his free time-not that he has a lot, with Sherlock Holmes around. For a prompt on the Consulting Writers thread on Ravelry's 221B group. Gen, spoilers to Series 2

After a puzzling series of murders take place at an all-male review club, Sherlock cons John into going undercover…and the results of the case turn out to be a lot more revealing than he initially bargained for.

While on a case, John temporarily loses his ability to speak, and he and Sherlock have to find a new way to communicate.

Short and possibly sweet, the title says it all.

John and Sherlock get a little lost. But it doesn't make sense ... how could Sherlock, of all people, get them lost?

Some people have writing on their wrists and some don't. The problem is to not let it define you. Two parts.

Valentine's Day, shopping, and a queue filled with people who will, unsurprisingly, talk.

One morning Sherlock finds a small envelope sitting on his violin case. :-) Happy Valentine's Day!

John receives a Valentine's card from his sweetheart. A 221B. Established relationship.

There are many, and they shine with the light of other worlds.

John gets a text from Lestrade telling him Sherlock is in hospital. The Consulting Detective turns out to have several broken bones and isn't the exactly the best patient John's ever had. (No slash)

After Sherlock nearly drowns on a case and ends up with hypothermia, he and John are forced to contemplate what they really mean to each other.

John is a normal pre-med student who wears ugly sweaters. Sherlock is an anti-social genius with a disputable past who seems like he doesn't even want to be here. John is quite set on changing that. (University AU-recreational drug use, abusive relationships, implied rape)

For the past few days John has noticed a sadness surrounding Sherlock. Deciding it has gone on long enough, John finds out what is going on. He finds out Sherlock has really gotten the wrong idea, after hearing part of a conversation, and John has to set his love straight on a few things.

John get's a little help from his friends. Friends are the family we get to choose. To John's surprise he is apart of one big dysfunctional family, but it works.

James Bond is the field agent, Q his handler and partner. Bond gets injured on a regular basis, Q is safe and sound at MI6. But not any more. Not when someone at MI6 has just shot the quartermaster and Bond is in the middle of a mission, about to defuse a dirty bomb. Q won't something like bleeding in a deserted tunnel stop himself. Firewall series, Skyfall canon-AU.

John comes home to find a kissing ball hanging in their doorway. He decides to use the detective skills he's learned from Sherlock and realises his flatmate is sending him a message. Things are about to change for the boys of 221B Baker Street. Beware! Fluff will be found if you read this piece!

Sherlock is there for John when he becomes lost. Day One- Holding Hands

When John is injured, his life takes a sudden turn to the left. All he wants is normalcy- - - well, either that, or finally getting together with Sherlock. But Sherlock goes on as though nothing's changed, and John wonders if things ever will. Johnlock. M for reasons. Drama/Romance/Hurt/Comfort. A gift for marsdaydreams, via johnlockchallenges, on tumblr.

Sherlock wakes up one morning and finds that something is not right. Sorry about the vague description but I don't want to give too much away too soon! Filling a prompt for Prothoe - sick!Sherlock. Friendship only between John and Sherlock. Please R&R!

The power is out on Baker Street, so candles are the only source of light at 221B. But then, at night, things go terribly wrong, and Sherlock and John realize just how much they mean to each other.

For all the world's deductive and inductive powers squashed into the human brain of one Sherlock Holmes, he still felt like a right idiot when faced with a dilemma bigger than a crashed aeroplane with all passengers found alive in every corner of the country: Giving gifts to friends. Specifically: giving gifts to John. Platonic as usual.

" - you've left a space for him!" Mycroft persists, waving a hand at the empty spot next to his brother. Sherlock furrows his brow and glances furtively to the left, eyeing the empty cushion beside him. "Honestly, brother, I figured you'd not be so blind about this kind of thing, but do I truly have to spell it out for you?"

"Let me get this straight, John. You want me to have dinner with my brother," Sherlock said. "Voluntarily." "Yes, as your present to me. Come have a polite dinner with Mycroft, and you won't have to buy me anything. Just … do this for me?" Later, John would cringe remembering the note of pleading in his voice.

One Christmas before John and Sherlock met, one Christmas they spent together, one Christmas after Reichenbach and one Christmas after the reunion.

John has an accident, but Sherlock is not there to help him up. Mycroft intercedes. Sherlock is not impressed. A festive tale of love, friendship and forgiveness, with the odd humorous moment thrown in. Sherlock/John. Mycroft/Lestrade.

Someone had declared war on the Yard, Sherlock and John are caught in the crossfire. John seems to be the only constant in each attack, who could be targeting the Doctor and why? Can Sherlock solve this before it's all too late. No slashes, lots of hurt,comfort,friendship and mystery though.

One day, John comes home to find something that looks suspiciously like Sherlock watching Christmas specials. He doesn't quite know what's going on but he will get to the bottom of this. Or at least take a truly dizzying amount of photos for his blog.

An accident has Sherlock realizing some things about John, himself and Christmas. A two-parted story which is happily going along with Gatiss' and Moffat's innuendos in order to shorten the wait till the holidays. Johnlock. Enjoy!

Sherlock pulls the trigger at the pool but Moriarty takes the thing that means the most to Sherlock. Now Sherlock has find John before it's too late.

Sherlock Holmes has proven himself to be unable to take care of anything and is given a creative form of punishment by Mycroft Holmes - a new flatmate. (AU where it is possible to shrink humans) Mini!Johnlock or can be seen as Mini!John and Normal! - if that is even possible - Sherlock. Please tell me what you honestly think of it. If you like it then I might just keep writing.

Sherlock and John are sent to go under cover on a gay cruise line to solve and bust a drug trading ring, prepare for awkward, hilarious and embarrassing moments. Sherlock/John or John/Sherlock, Slash, Johnlock

When sixteen year old John Watson ran away from his abusive father, he had hoped to find a fresh start in London. However, when a string of unfortunate events land him indebted to a gang, John was forced to sell his body to pay it off. There was no escape... that is, until a certain, mysterious gentlemen pulled up on his corner.

John's life has been hectic since Sherlock returned. The readjustment issues, the relationship troubles...it all sorted itself out. Except for the nightmares. Every night, getting worse and worse. Finally, worried about John, Sherlock steps in.

Fill for a prompt. Sherlock and John get into an ugly, knock down and drag 'em out bust up in the middle of a Scotland Yard crime scene and the job of breaking the brawl up and talking sense into the pair of the two of them falls, predictably, to Mycroft and Greg.

"If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?"

One-shot Set in The Blind Baker. Sherlock couldn't deny the terror he felt when he learnt that John had been taken, but he was surprised how much it scared him. Johnlock! Rated T for safety.

John explains to Sherlock why he wants to have some people over for a 'dinner of thanks.' (A 221B that added 1570 words before it would let me stop! LOL) The rating is because of a brief adult theme mention.

Just a normal morning at 221B, although it does have a first proper kiss and a towel drop done by a mischievous consulting detective.

Breathing was boring until John forgot to do it. Then Sherlock deemed it important. Ends with fluff.

As Sherlock's music drifted through the house, John checked around Sherlock's room for any stray dirty laundry. Finding none, he crossed the room to the closet, but upon opening it, he stopped dead. ((Quick oneshot, essentially fluff, not really much romance here, just Sherlock being sentimental.))

Lestrade finds Sherlock wounded in an alley and rushed to his side. Sally Donovan watches and wonders what brings those two together.

In which Sherlock gets very sick, and John gets very worried, and no one will feel safe until the fever breaks. Boys, one of these days you've got to learn that you're not invincible. Fluff and feelings.

Two years after Sherlock's death, John comes to find him on the sofa. Wounded and ill, Sherlock is convinced he's hallucinating and refuses to share any details about Moran or the fact that Mycroft has been compromised. That doesn't stop John from stepping up and taking care of the last of Moriarty's web, BAMF-style. Johnlock.

Mycroft and Sherlock didn't meet until Sherlock was 7, Mycroft lived with his abusive father. Sherlock doesn't learn of the abuse until years later.

John doesn't want to sleep, Sherlock is worried. Oneshot. Johnlock. Fluff. Just a shot cute story.

"He made it down the stairs in record time, and blew out into the cold London evening, his mind so on fire with fury that he hardly noticed the other pedestrians. He took off down the street with a swift stride, not sure where he was going and not caring, as long as it was somewhere, anywhere away from Sherlock Holmes." Sherlock makes John furious - for a reason.

Sherlock can be a bit possessive. He finds a coworker flirting with John one day. He doesn't like it. Just a funny little drabble in case you're feeling down.

After Sherlock dies, John copes by fighting crime on his own. One night, the criminal he finds is someone very familiar.

When Sherlock came back from the dead, John gave him exactly 20 minutes to explain himself, rose to his feet, made enough tea for one person, and proceeded to ignore Sherlock's existence for the next seven days. After pretending not to exist for three years, though, Sherlock didn't really find it hard to pretend for another week. Johnlock, oneshot

"You can't die John, do you hear me? You can't. You ruined me." After a chase gone wrong Sherlock talks to John while he sleeps in the hospital.

Series of usually unrelated drabbles, one shots, or whatever you'd like to call them, dealing with Sherlock, John, and the gang. Read, and enjoy.

Silly little oneshot involving an experiment with sweets, comparisons to baby animals and a sulky Sherlock.

"One good tug from Sherlock had John tumbling into the bath in a tangle of limbs and soggy clothing."

Quick oneshot with a drugged Sherlock, and a bemusedly fond John.

For the Johnlockchallenges gift exchange! "John reacting, possibly telling Sherlock, about Mycroft's 'If you break his heart, they will never, ever, ever find the body.' speech. Any rating." For the wonderful Otterystbarts!

Of course Sherlock is jealous and possessive. But this John ain't having it. Angst, romantic feels and sexy times ensue.

Or, 3 times John tried to feed Sherlock, and 1 time Sherlock fed John. Johnlock, maybe set between season 1 and 2. Fluff everywhere.

There are a thousand ways to tell someone you love them, only a few of which are vocal. Making tea for the object of your affection, for instance. Or not complaining about violin music at three AM. Or, of course, taking a bullet for them.

Sherlock can be a real baby sometimes. But that's why we love him.

John goes to a party and isn't feeling too well when he comes home. What will Sherlock say, seeing as though John chose the party over a case? Only slash if you've got your slash shades on. By the way, I do not own the characters - just the story. Please review!

It had begun innocuously enough, when Sherlock had found a scrap of paper under the armchair that had become reserved solely for John's use. Sherlock Holmes, it read, with 221B Baker Street underneath.

Oneshot. Sherlock ponders the meaning of friendship when he does something to upset John. Rated M for drug use Just being overly cautious .

It had been exactly a month since Sherlock's jump and Mycroft would like to be able to say he was over it, but he wasn't. He would also like to say that the reason he kept and maintained Sherlock's phone was nothing to do with the fact that John Watson still texted it, but that would be a lie as well. Oneshot

Dimmock is away in Japan on assignment. Lestrade is home alone - or was, until someone climbs into bed with him in the middle of the night.

It's thundering over 221B, and John wonders why he's never seen Sherlock during a storm before. But shouldn't John be the one who doesn't like the sound of thunder? Johnlock. Fluff. For the johnlockchallenges on tumblr September prompt.

Meet Sherlock Holmes, a deaf consulting detective. Meet now John Watson, a CODA who falls into the detective's life by accident. Being that John is the only one Sherlock actually trusts, things get complicated... as expected. John/Sherlock Slash!Fic

A fatherly Lestrade helps Sherlock overcome temptation of a certain past addiction when rude comments from Donovan and Anderson bring back upsetting memories.

A dreaming Sherlock finds his way into John's bed. Fluff.

Sherlock makes a deal with Lestrade that leads to some very sexy consequences all over Lestrade's desk and some voyeur fun for our dear Molly Hooper. I know it's blasphemy to deviate from Johnlock, but please give this a try! There's smut in it for youuuuu. Written with and requested by my lovely co-author LadyElayne.

Smutty little one-shot with basically no plot. Sherlock gets jealous when a client flirts with John.

"So the plan is, you have until Saturday night to make that," he pointed at Sherlock, "look and act convincingly like a woman, so she can go and be a damsel in distress and trap a serial murderer. Have I got that right?" A crossdressing case fic.

Post Reichenbach. Fluff. This is basically what I would love to happen when Sherlock comes back.It also expresses many views of the fandom on what Sherlock should do upon his return...

Sherlock expresses his affections towards John. John can not fathom this. He can not fathom this at all. Fluffy oneshot. Johnlock pre-established relationship.

After Sherlock's death, John returns to the war in Afghanistan. But what awaits his return? Johnlock reunion/ first kiss fic

Sherlock finds an interesting nickname for John. John forbids him to use it. Sherlock doesn't want to listen. But embarassment can so be doubled sided. T for language.

No one hates admitting illness or wounds more than Sherlock... perhaps that's why no one believes him when he actually gets sick. Fortunately, when he can't do it himself any longer, John and Lestrade are there to pick up the slack. Features Paternal!Lestrade and Gen John and Sherlock. One-shot.

The first time Sherlock says it John thinks he must be hearing things.

A collection of fluffy Johnlock drabbles. First one describes how Sherlock ended up in his bed after Irene drugged him in Scandal of Belgravia. Lots of cute!Sherlock.

When John is broken, Sherlock should be the one to pick up the pieces. There's a problem though - John's determined to keep this from his housemate. Mentions of violence and rape with eventual hurt/comfort goodness.

3 times John embarrassed himself for Sherlock and 1 time Sherlock embarrassed himself for John. Rated M for sexual themes and in later chapters for the smut.

... someone noticed John's dog tags around Sherlock's neck, and one time John saw them. Just a stupid excuse to write a Johnlock hug. Pre-relationship, I suppose, but there are definitely butterflies in both their stomachs.

Something is making Sherlock a bit uncomfortable and John is trying to remove it for him. As always, the detective isn't making it easy. 221B ficlet.

One-shot. John finds himself in an unusual situation and struggles to discuss it with Sherlock. Fluffy. John/Sherlock. Accidentally deleted and reposted

It is a relatively normal evening in 221b Baker Street...until Sherlock graces the floor in front of him, and everything changes.

From the first day John had moved in with Sherlock, he'd begun worrying that one day he'd have some awful epiphany where he realized he was in love with him. Because, really, wouldn't that just be typical? Johnlock oneshot for WrightAWay's birthday!

"It's stupid that he still does it really, but it's rather become a life-long habit instead of the addiction it is for some people." Original Prompt: "Sherlock walks in on John holding a blade to his wrist. That's why John wears jumpers " Also on AO3.

John/Sherlock drabble collection, will attempt daily updates. Will mostly be getting together, flirting, and hurt/comfort, with some established relationship.

Sequel to 'The Last Drop': Sherlock and John catch a fever.

Updated! When Sherlock starts acting strange around the yard, everyone fears the worst and assumes he is back on drugs. A impromptu drugs bust soon tells them otherwise... Warnings fic contains references to drug use and mentions of slash.

When he was eleven Mycroft ignored Sherlock's yells and later regretted it. A Childfic!

A Christmas story where Sherlock's boredom gets relieved by a box of kittens. My sorta take on The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle.

In Which Sherlock Has Dinner With Harry And John And Learns That BAMF!ness Runs In The Family. No slash, squint if you want.

"It's too loud." Sherlock mumbled with a wince, his head coming to lie cradled against John's thighs. The shorter man cupped his hands on either side of Sherlock's face, fingers cool and gentle. "The price of your genius." A soft sigh. "Most of us suffer from the opposite."

Hamish Watson-Holmes gets some help from his father and his dad, making gifts for his dad and his father. Fluffy family fic, read at your own risk ;P

Spoilers for the end of BBC Sherlock season 2. John finds a puppy at a crime scene.

Sherlock is having one of his danger nights, and all John can do is hold him and watch the strong man fall apart. Johnlock, protective Mycroft.

Detective Greg Lestrade has hit a wall with a new case when Sherlock Holmes walks into his life and solves it in five seconds. In other words, how Sherlock helped save the case, and Lestrade helped save Sherlock.

Post-Reich, Molly gets Sherlock a Christmas present. She never expected him to get so attached to it so quickly. Nor did John, for that matter. Molly/Sherlock friendship, mild johnlock

The temperature outside has plummetted and, whether by accident or design, the heating in 221b is faulty. But John is warm, and Sherlock is of the opinion that he should share. Established Johnlock fluff.

'"I—I'm going to leave now. I can't stay here right now. I can't look at you or talk to you or deal with...you...right now. Not while I'm feeling like this." He took Sherlock's hand, it was shaking. "Don't...don't go anywhere. I will come back. Please, for the love of god, don't be gone when I come back, okay? Still be here." And with that John left.' The Return of Sherlock. SLASH.

Established Johnlock. Sherlock goes too far and John finally snaps.

When Sherlock, John, Donovan and Anderson find themselves locked in a small confined room, Sherlock's severe claustrophobia is exposed, revealing more about the detective than the three ever could have expected. Family secrets, Hurt/Comfort and hopefully major Angst. Warning - child abuse references; I teared up while writing it. Now Complete.

John goes out to get some milk and comes back to find Sherlock and Lestrade having tea. But what is Sherlock wearing, and why? Fluff. Johnlock. Post-Reich.

Prompt! John gets tortured by Moriarty and ends up in a coma. He later wakes up to Sherlock holding his hand. Feels ensue.

Natalie Lestrade knows her soon-to-be ex-husband is hurting, knows it's partly her fault. When she meets the obviously interested Mycroft Holmes, she decides that she owes it to Greg to play matchmaker. He deserves to be happy. Mystrade.

John is forced to tell Mrs. Hudson they won't be needing the second bedroom any more.

John secretly takes Sherlock out on a date; though he's trying not to make it noticeable. But this is THE Sherlock Holmes, of course he's going to notice; but how is he going to react?

London winters are cold, and John doesn't have a coat. Sherlock does. They wear it. At the same time. Cotton candy fluff.

Sherlock and John are spending a weekend away from society when Mycroft interrupts. As the older brother, he feels entitled to embarrass John as much as possible. Humor, slash.

The minor government official has always considered himself asexual. What happens when a certain Detective Inspector piques his interest?

Sherlock gets hurt upon his return after three years of absence. Unlike the last time he saw him bloodied, John can actually help him now. Mostly fluff.

Sherlock is bored. Lestrade is on holiday. John can't take it anymore. Or John and Sherlock take a little road trip and bad things happen.

Or: The five times John went on terrible dates, and the one time he stayed home instead.

Greg has to tell is ex wife that he is now dating a man, Mycroft. Can be read on its own or as a sequel to Blind Date. Mystrade.

After an emotionally draining night, all it takes is one snotty comment from Sally before John snaps and gives her a piece of his mind. Johnlock slash.

Lestrade, Anderson and Donovan visit Sherlock's flat late at night to go over a big case. Little did they know, a sleepy Johnlock is a domestic Johnlock. Their behavior takes everyone by surprise. Sweet, funny, slash.

John has always been a good friend. Sherlock is just trying to reciprocate. Shameless fluff ensues. Rated for depictions of violence.

One-shot. John is sick of Sally's comments to Sherlock and snaps. Slash. I don't own BBC Sherlock. Rated T for safety :D Please R&R

John Watson wasn't losing sleep because of something bad. He was losing sleep because, in taking Sherlock Holmes' virginity, John had created a monster.

Sherlock is away on a case, John is getting restless. Mycroft helps Sherlock be romantic.

Sherlock might not be overly skilled at this whole 'romance' thing. Johnlock, fluff, oneshot.

Sherlock arrives at 221B Baker Street, very drunk, so John has to look after him. Madness and hangovers ensue, while Sherlock questions if he's a snail and some surprising secrets are revealed...No slash, though John is worried there might be...One shot!

A small piece about John and Sherlock spending some free time at the flat. John doesn't want to be just another piece of furniture, though he believes that's how the detective views him. Updates possible if I get enough interest.

Fluffy/smutty one-shot. After over a month together, there are a lot of things John is getting used to about Sherlock.

John is upset when Sherlock sends him home while they are on a case. What he figures out is that there was more than one reason for it.

My first bash at Johnlock smut. A painfully bored Sherlock decides on an experiment in basic human interaction. Or, you know, a conversation with John. I suck at summaries.

John begins to feel that he is useless. What will it take to prove him wrong? May contain John/Sherlock later. Wasn't sure about the rating.

Sherlock/John have just discovered that there is more between them than friendship. Sherlock's past becomes an issue. Part 3 of the "No Heart For Me Like Yours" series. References to previous abusive relationship/dub-con/rape situations. M/M Slash. Français disponibles - notes voir.

What exactly DID Lestrade film Sherlock doing in A Scandal in Belgravia? Sherlock wants to know, and John tells him. Fluff. Slash if you wish on a star. One-shot.

There are certain bits of paper pinned to the walls of 221B Baker Street that have been added to and amended by practically everyone over time, recording the rules of 221B.

Snapshots of Sherlock and John's relationship. Cute little domestic, angsty, sexy, etc.. Prompts welcome.Each chapter is a story.

John and Sherlock are having a domestic, to which Scotland Yard will be forced to bear witness. Quite fluffy I suppose, rated M for swearing and good times in chapter 2.

Ever wonder what Sherlock thinks?

A chronicle of Sherlock's formative lap related incidents. Slash, eventual JohnxSherlock.

Spoilers for TRF. Post-Reichenbach. After John lets him know what those years did to him, a party for Sherlock gets underway. A drunken game of Spin-the-bottle ensues and in the aftermath, they come to terms with what everyone has said about them.

Sherlock caught a cold. John is worried - and bored. But boredom never stays long when you're living with Sherlock Holmes. Slash. One Shot.

John's been having nightmares. Sherlock's starting to notice. No matter how hard you try, you can't hide your fears from people who love you, but maybe you shouldn't try. Don't worry, everything'll be okay once they manage to get some sleep.

"To hell with pretense!" Sherlock snaps more for his benefit than John's since John has no idea what he's talking about. Our boys finally stop pretending. Sequel to "When He Sleeps" . Fluff with a tiny bit of plot.

Follow up to Jealous: A Case Study. Sherlock can deny the fact that he pouts all he wants, but John knows better than that. And he has evidence to back it up.

Sherlock, John, and Lestrade attend a forensics convention while on holiday in Paris. As soon as they arrive at their hotel, though, they find that a one-bed room is the least of their worries. May be short or long; depends. Rated M for later. J x S x L.

Sherlock's knee rests gently against John's under the table. John wonders if it means anything. Surely not. After all, it's Sherlock.

Sherlock and John start to accidentally eat each other's food, and start feeding each other, much to the amusement and shock of their peers. Of course, it all feels natural to them, but one chocolate-covered thing can lead to another... SLASH/FLUFF

John's made a few friends in New Scotland Yard ever since Sherlock swirled into his life, which is precisely how he knows that everyone at the NSY is under the impression that he and Sherlock have been shagging for years.

A 3 years later fic, inspired by the Regina Spektor song 'Samson'. John/Sherlock. 'John Watson put the kettle on, and reached for two mugs instead of one for the first time in three years.'

John has been kidnapped, abused, and violated. He claims that he is "over it," but Sherlock knows otherwise. How can he let John attempt to establish an intimate relationship with him knowing this? Angst/Slash/Romance not necessarily in that order

A bored Sherlock decides to go with John to the supermarket. Before they know it they've landed themselves in a secretive hostage situation and Mycroft refuses to help!

John and Sherlock's friendship is changed after news of John's sister. John, emotional and grieving, doesn't appreciate how much Sherlock means to him until it really matters.

John discovers that Sherlock was bullied harshly as a child. He isn't quite sure what to do with that, but Sherlock for once helps him out by being his usual self.

John hears a gunshot and rushes back to Soo-Lin. He feels guilty for her death which Sherlock finds ridiculous and boring. 'Missing scene' from The Blind Banker.

John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.

After the Pool Incident, John and Sherlock arrive home arguing over John's heroics. Sherlock's behavior could only really mean one thing. Sherlock cares. Sherlock/John slash but can be seen as friendship.

Sequel to "Intolerable. Ludicrous. Incredible." Sherlock's sexual awakening gives John more than he bargains for. Cuddles, fluff, traumatizing Mrs. Hudson and Sally Donovan. Pre-Reichenbach.

Sherlock doesn't know how to tie his tie, but John is always there to help him. Fluff!

When Sherlock attends a party with John, he finds himself in a horribly familiar situation, and learns the meaning of the word 'No'. Warnings for rape/non-con & references to sexual abuse of a child

'Sherlock will call for him, he always does.' John deals with his loss, his confessions, his dreams, his undying hope. He waits for his heart to return. Set from the last few scenes of the Fall. Pre-slash JW/SH, SPOILERS. Follow up of 'Goodnight My John.'

Sherlock says a silent goodbye to the one whom he loves most, and he knows he must hurt. Pre-slash JW/SH, a wee bit of fluff. Pre-Reichenbach, slight spoilers.

Moriarty may think he and Sherlock are devils, with Sherlock playing for the angels' side, but Sherlock has John. That is why he wins. Always. Sherlock/John. Spoilers 2x03.

London has gone quiet. With nothing to do but mope around 221B Baker Street, Sherlock Holmes has asked John Watson to teach him how to relax. John is understandably worried.

Sherlock and John have an argument, and this time Sherlock's worried. Mild Slash

A very inebriated John devises a clever means of proposing marriage to Sherlock. Unfortunately, he's forgotten all about it by the next morning.

AU. Mycroft's parents die and Mycroft is left in charge of four year old Sherlock. Gregory Lestrade just wants the four year old to stop sneaking into crime scenes, and maybe for Mycroft to give him his number. Mystrade. Told in Drabbles.

As his best friend, one of Sherlock's duties is to make sure that John doesn't wallow for too long. Rated T for a brief mention of alcohol.

Sherlock and Lestrade are on stake-out, but the sound of Sherlock's teeth chattering is threatening to give them away. Lestrade, concerned for their safety and Sherlock's health , fetches him a blanket.

"You can't touch it," he repeated, pinning Mycroft's hand to his side. "It'll fall." This wasn't the first time Sherlock had trouble telling fantasy from reality, and this wasn't his first irrational fear... kidfic, four year old Sherlock.

A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.

With Sherlock ill, Lestrade looks after him, until he needs looking after himself. Lestrade/Sherlock/John triangle-polyamory.

John ropes Sherlock into helping him bake, which he finds incredibly boring. John has an idea how to make it more bearable.

After Sherlock dies at Reichenbach, John has to go through his things. He finds something which breaks his heart in the best possible way.

Ten-year-old Sherlock is feeling lonely.

Sherlock is hiding something and John is determined to figure out what. Just a bit of silliness to keep an 8 year old from reading S/J shaggage.

Sherlock decides to play the Floor is Lava, and manages to get a reluctant John to join in. Written for Tumblr's 2011 Johnlock Party, Team Anthea, prompt "do whatever you want"

Five-year-old Sherlock gets separated from his family in the mall during the Christmas rush. Written for Tumblr's 2011 Johnlock Party, Team Anthea, prompt "family ties"

Sherlock's fighting a losing battle with his migraine when John comes home to help.

Living with Sherlock Holmes can be incredibly frustrating, but John Watson does it anyway. After all, it can be interesting when the detective's deductions aren't 100% correct.

...and one time he had John instead. SUMMARY: Overseas on a case with his blogger and friend, Sherlock finds that thoughts which are easily suppressed amid the distractions of London are becoming increasingly difficult to ignore... Slash.

"Were you just…holding my hand?" "…no." "Ah…I think you'll find you were." Deanon from the sherlockbbc comm over on lj. Sherlock/John preslash/fluff/thing. Minishot.

John is horrified to learn that Sherlock has never played a board game. EVER. He takes it upon himself to educate the detective. However, between Cluedo and Sherlock's massive intellect, will he get more than he bargained for? One-shot, may be expanded...

Sherlock analyses John's feelings for him and is infuriatingly accurate. Mild John/Sherlock slash, a tad of swearing.

A young Sherlock Holmes finds a boy, lost and crying, in his own backyard.

After Spock is severely tortured, will Jim and Bones be able to put the pieces back together? Jim/Spock pre-slash

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson need to sort through the repercussions of the pool incident. I do not hold any rights to Holmes, Watson or any other part of the ACD canon

Sequel to Valiance. John is left fighting for his life whilst Sherlock tries to maintain his cool facade. How long before he snaps? Please READ and REVIEW!

And one time the roles were reversed. Sherlock always seems to get himself into trouble. John isn't too happy about it. Eventual pairing, mostly pre-slash, now complete.

It is a remarkably hot day in August, and Twelve-year-old Mycroft is forced to babysit his five-year-old brother. Usually this would be a nightmare, but this time young Sherlock is being worryingly quiet... One-shot, rated T for blood.

John wakes up at the hospital...something is strange, something is missing...or someone. After TGG. Rated M for slash second chapter . Sherlock/John. Don't own obviously...

In which Sherlock orders The Cuddle Sutra; he and John explore some of the poses. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John established relationship, nonsexual romance . Part of my series: A Love with No Name. Totally gratuitous cuddle!fic.

John has a busy day ahead and asks Sherlock to clean the house for once. Soon he'll learn why the house was never clean before and why you should never ask a Holmes to clean. Theme: Distracted Domesticity.

Sherlock and John are in a cab on the way home back to the flat when John asks Sherlock a personal question. Set in The Blind Banker. One-shot.

Donovan goes to Sherlock to call him in on a case Lestrade is desperately trying to protect him from. Warnings inside.

Five times Sherlock could get something across in a text, and the one time it had to be said another way. Sherlock/John

TRIGGER WARNING for past abuse. John thinks what has happened to him makes him worthless; Sherlock has to show him that isn't true. Rated for trigger and mild slash. De-anon from kinkmeme.

Mycroft does care about his younger brother, even if he has an odd way of showing it. Which is why John finds himself on the end of another one of the elder Holmes's bribery attempts after he finds out about the progression of their relationship. S/J

John gets irritated when Anderson and the other Yarders call Sherlock names. Sherlock is pleasantly surprised that the doctor gets so angered on his behalf. S/J established.

After "The Great Game" John is in the hospital and Sherlock has a new puzzle in mind. No slash, a bit of absurdity and mental disorders.

sherlock has doubts, egged on by other people, about john staying with him. john sets him straight

Sherlock is so selfish and lazy that he can't even be bothered to take off his own pajamas. PWP, nothing else.

At 221B, Lestrade confronts another Holmes - a much less amenable one. Paternal!Lestrade and Sherlock. Rated T for emotional abuse.

Sherlock, taking liberties like others take breath.

"Oh that's right, you love me! I never quite got the definition of that word did I? Very complicated. Too many variables." A look into the relationship between Mycroft and Sherlock. M for language and brief violence. Slash S/J Written as a gift exchange

Harry is having a breakdown and John is picking up the pieces but will he let Sherlock in? Warning: Established relationship, Slash, alcohol abuse, child abuse, drug abuse

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

As requested ordered . Sherlock decides that John needs a wedding ring, but with Moriarty still on the loose it can't be anything so mundane as a gold band...

"I know this is an inconvenience for you, but I would really rather you were awake right now, John." John is unconscious, and Sherlock decides to talk to him anyway. Sherlock/John pre-slash.

John is drugged and loves Sherlock, Sherlock is worried and loves John, and Lestrade feels awkward. Sherlock/John

Sherlock is jealous. John is devious. Established relationship. Requested fic

Sherlock has been hiding a medical condition from John. One day, at a crime scene, John finds out in the most dramatic way.

Jim loses his temper with Spock - and things get ugly. Established K/S, warning for swearing and violence.

Valentine's angst to romance. Five times it didn't work out for either John or Sherlock and one time that it did.

Sherlock's offhand outing of his sociopathic tendencies has been eating away at John, so he does his research and endeavours to prove to himself that Sherlock is no sociopath. Possible SLASH, will warn in authors note.

This is the story of how John Watson cracked the nut that was Sherlock's heart. SLASH

Just a little one-shot from John's p.o.v., set after 'The Great Game'. John is awake enough to hear people around him, but unable to move. T to be safe. It's my first one, so constructive criticism is welcome, just be nice about it, yeah? No flames,please

A different story telling what would have happened if Moriarty had done more than strap a bomb onto John during the Great Game. Will Sherlock rescue him?

What happends when Sherlock, John's world, stops breathing and has to be rushed to hospital? will Sherlock survive? and will John finally be alble to admit his love for the detective? yep, i'm crap at summaries

Sherlock and John go to the beach a drabble under the same title where they go to Marseille. Gratuitous abuse of an ACD!Canon detail Another silly smut.

Sherlock ponders on the importance of choosing the right words. John wants a curry. Friendship is an odd thing.

Chapter 6 in which various places and positions are tried through the afternoon, and a slashy time is had by all.

John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."

and One Time He Did Something About It. John/Sherlock.

Sequel to Moving Day. After 18 months of living apart, John returns to Baker Street with a broken heart, but is Sherlock as uncaring as he seems?

A fluffy little piece of domesticity between Sherlock and John. Contains snuggling.

#2 in holiday series. Sequel to 'I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus'. Six-year old John goes to his first New Year's party. Then, during a chase, he makes a decision concerning Sherlock. John/Sherlock at the end.

In simple terms? John Watson and Sherlock Holmes are in love with each other. Only the infuriating fact of the matter is that neither man has a clue of the other's feelings. And I, for one, am sick to death of their ignorance. Sherlock/John

A Christmas fic where John secretly introduces Sherlock to Christmas. Contains explicit sprouts,turkey and a big green tree so cover your children's eyes! Fluffy/Humor

Based on a picture. John and Sherlock have been living together for 6 or so months now and John is worried what to give Sherlock for Christmas. JohnxSherlock : / watadrag. deviantart. com/ art/ Happy-Holidays-John-189908720

Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.

Mycroft brings a murder to Sherlock's attention, Sherlock and John visit a gay bar pretending to be a couple, and come out as one! Drama ensues. Slash.

Sherlock can't crack the riddle that is John Watson. But that's going to have to be put on hold, as said riddle has currently been kidnapped and buried alive.

John and Sherlock get into a fight and Sherlock punches him. How will it test their friendship? Warnings for drug use and mild violence. Angst & h/c.

How Mycroft felt about Sherlock when they were children. Disclaimer: Standard. Also, I don't have children and I don't know many children, so I apologize if Sherlock doesn't sound age appropriate. Based on a picture-links over at my LJ

All John wants is a night down the pub with all his friends for his birthday, but Sherlock's having none of it. Written for a friend's birthday! Pre-slash J/W, ish.

John refuses to allow himself to sleep, not when he's haunted by nightmares of the war and all the people he lost. He figures he'll just stay awake until exhaustion hits him and he'll black out. But how will he manage this with Sherlock hanging around? SJ

In the final moments of "The Great Game" Holmes hopes he will have the chance to tell his flatmate that he was wrong. Heroes do exist after all and the one in front of him is called Dr John Watson.

All fourteen-year-old Mycroft wants to do is sleep. A beloved routine, that he is finding great trouble completing, when his seven-year-old brother keeps annoying him to pieces. Until, Sherlock asks the most peculiar question: "Will you read to me?"

Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.

Sherlock makes John breakfast.

What constitutes a life when you've just stopped living? Sequel to Remain with me. Much angst. And then smex.

...And One Time He Admitted It. John makes Sherlock's life different. This is how.

An Axe Murderer, Five Stitches, a Banana and a New Pair of Shoes... They're a seemingly random collection of things, unless Sherlock and John are involved, and then the items as a collective make complete sense. Oneshot. Complete.

And that was the moment Sherlock mused that maybe this 'caring' lark wasn't such a bad thing after all. Sherlock/John

Apparently, it's hard to hit moving targets. What happens in the pool, and the aftermath. SPOILERS FOR "THE GREAT GAME". Holmes/Watson SLASH.