Ron was caught by the worst possible person at the worst possible time. Can he survive whats to come? Ron harem.

Ok, Long story short. I, Ron Stoppable, was hit with a mind altering machine that made me insane to the membrane like the glorious leader of DP-Ism, The Merc with a mouth, Deadpool. I doubt the world is ready for this twisted me but who cares! Time for balls off the walls insanity, sick one-liners, constant harassment and awesome adventures. So will the world survive? Find Out!

Ron's usually getting the short end of the stick, whether it's at school or with his mom. One day he finds an old Arabic oil lamp that changes his life by summoning, Kim Possible? Now the two are in new adventures with new perspectives on the strangeness that is life and reality. It's time to grant wishes and make some magic! Slight Crossover with Fairly Oddparent.

Taken place two weeks after the "A Late Night Visitor". A certain brunette wants another dose of a certain blonde. What will happen?

No longer a part of Team Possible, Ron Stoppable is still helping people in his own way. All he have are his skills and his ladies.

Ron comes to possess a Genie's lamp. Romance and hilarity ensues. Rated M for sexual themes, language, and maybe some violence.

On a moonlit night BB and Raven become mates for life. Rated M for sexual content. One shot Lemon.