Everyone warned her, everyone told her that the Vampire King was no good. He's one thousand years old and he's done nothing but cause trouble. He's troublesome, he's dangerous, he's bad. The most common word used to describe him, however, was mean. Fionna wants to find out how mean. But when she shows up alone in his cave, will danger follow? FioLee, high-T, oneshot, complete. R&R

"You'd make a great plush toy. You're all cute and squishy." Marshall Lee figured why not, he's already teased her once, might as well rile the adventuress up some more. "I would cuddle you all day long," he sneered. She gave him a dirty look. "I am not your plush toy." FioLee, one-shot, complete. R&R. Happy Holidays everyone!

He stared into her terrified eyes, and then his lips drew back, and his fangs popped out. Just like in her dream. She wanted to scream but she couldn't find her voice. The hand on her neck then grasped the side of her face, and his mouth latched onto her neck. "Aaaaaaahhhhhh!" AU, FioLee, One-shot, complete.

Ohmyglobohmyglobohmyglob. Marshall was in bed with me. Marshall was in bed with me! Aaah! I tried to get up, move, anything, but the lead in my blood wouldn't let me. I wasn't just tired, I was downright, bottom line EXHAUSTED. He smells like pine needles and peppermint. No, stop it! I will not cuddle you, Marshall Lee! -Fiolee, one-shot, complete.

"Wha? No! You can't take our home twice!" I screeched. "Oh, but I can, little girl. And there's nothing you can do," he sneered. He slung his stupid guitar-base-thing-axe around his shoulders and started playing hard metal that clashed with our radio's pop. "So suck on that," he chuckled. -FioLee, genderbent episode of 'Evicted', one-shot- R&R!

Fionna wants to know what red tastes like from Marshall Lee. -Strictly dialogue, fun little drabble- XD I wish 'random' was a genre, because that's definitely what this would be under. Please R&R, thank you for reading :D

Marshall has unleashed spiders onto Aaa. Way to go Vampire King. Not just spiders- mutant spiders! Now it's up to Fionna, Cake & the delinquent vampire to stop them! Can they do it or will they get caught in a web of trouble, humor, and romance? FxM R&R!