Hi I'm Mariah and I LOVE Twilight I have seen the movie 24 times. Even though my name is Mariah you can call me Marooroo, Damey, and Ramiah. I LOVE vampires and I WILL find a vampire sometime soon to turn me!

OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

There's a ME in AWSOME-but there's also a WE

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed-I’m not a can.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

I think I could be madly in like with you.

I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!

Your mom looks like voldemort (oh burn)

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Therapist...The rapist! Get it?! HAHAHAHA :)

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way

And God ( CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was good

I used to wonder why God made you, but then I realized even God makes mistakes

(thank you Alexa for letting me copy this)