Hello Everyone! I have an uniquie way of looking at things, which many people would find not unlike a kaleidoscope.I am a huge fan of The Dark Knight, The Joker , Harry Potter, and D. Gray Man.

Gender-Female

Age- 107

Human-ish

Name- The one watching you sleep.

And now you know that I'm a weirdo, a very awesome weirdo.

Alas, I do not write what i used to write. The Twilight stories I will no longer write. Ever. Ever. Ever again.And I don't have the heart to erase them. But D. Grayman and Batman will never leave my heart.

My favorite quotes

"Why so series?" -The Joker the Dark Knight

Here lies Dobby, a free elf. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether or not the thing staring at you has legs. If it has, it's safe to look into it's eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do." Fred Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

"Five. Five. Five. Five." Jasdero.

"Nora Roberts? Sandra Brown? Stephanie Meyer? You read this stuff? Don't you knw fuckin Harry Potter rules?" -Under The Dome- by Stephen King

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. - George Carlin

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing

Fire and Ice
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice
-Robert Frost

THis is the best poem ever!

I will try to up date my stories as much as possible, oh and I love reviews so pop in and say hi!

FUN SAYINGS!

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!

I once looked on a bag of Peanut M&Ms and it said 'may contain peanuts,' duh.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm till he pees it out, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

God create dinosaur. God destroy dinosaur. God created man. Man create dinosaur. Dinosaur eat man. Women inheriat the Earth.- Jerasic Park

They say knoledge brings fruit. Some people's trees bear apples or cherries, mine has candy.

They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, I disagree, a baseball is a lot easiar to throw.

Cedric Diggory died and came back as a sparkly vampire!

Someone who smiles in a crisis has found someone else to blame

Random Facts

The first person to get a speeding ticket was a New York City taxi driver

1/4 of all the bones in your body are in your feet

the first bike was called a hobbyhorse

The average chocalete bar contains 8 insect legs

The average american IQ is 98

There has only been two son and husband presidents Bush and Adams

Only female mosquotes drink blood

President Kennedy's brain has gone missing from the nation archives

Funniest game in the World!!

This is a small game made up by Cobert, the funniest comedian in the world, (Sorry Tina Fay) The point is that everything is linked to a celebarty.

Turn around 3 times, what do you see? (mine: dogs)

Connect it with other worlds, (mine: dogs, dalmation, 101 dalmations, Disney, Cinderalla, Hillary Duff.

It's really fun!