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 I found this and thought it was interesting. To my non-existant fans who put up with my foolishness- I created this just as much as I am ninehundred years older than Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo-duh Write 11 of your Fave Book characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below: Book? okay, sorry Tony. 1. Jasper Whitlock Cullen Hale 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Seth and Snape? No can’t say I have… 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Dracula?Totally. Smoking hot. 3) What would happen if Five got Eight pregnant? Ian got the basalisk pregnant? Didn't know a basalisk could get pregnant... Um, mutant human-snakes would take over the world, I guess 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Emmett? Hell yeah loads! He got drunk in most of the memories I'm having... good times, good times 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Alice and Seth? I'd say no. 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Ian/Emmett or Ian/Harry? Neither really, I guess Emmett... 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Five in an awkward situation? Marvin walks into Alice and Ian? Uh, he would rant about his veiws on the universe and make them die of boredom/commit suiside? 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. You mean like with them together? I dunno so I'm just going to say they hate eachother. Famous boy who is a symbol for all things good goes to Hogwarts. He meets his arch-rival Draco Malfoy. For more information go read the freakin book. 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Jasper/basalisk? I'm going with no... 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Six Hurt/Comfort fic. -Marvin and Seth? Uh, Marvin doesn't really get comforted- he's a depressed little robot. Kay. uh, how 'bout "My life in the universe with Marvin" 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? – Dracula wants to go out with Jazz? I'll kill him. Anyone have some rubber gloves and holy water? 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? – Friends list? What are these "friends" of which you speak? 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? – see above answer 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? – up 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? – How's "YOU KILLED MY FATHER! PREPARE TO DIE!!" sound? 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? – The basalisk? Ooh, that's tough. Maybe "I'm not okay (i promise)" by MCR, cuz I mean he's dead... 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? –Jazz, Seth and Ian? "Seth and Ian fans- I'm sorry, it had to be done. No one can take my Jazz" 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? – Harry to use on Alice? Hmmmm, maybe something like, “Shit, girl you're cold. Wanna go out? I'm the chosen one.” (The coldness has nothing to do with anything). No, actually, "Wangoballwithme?" 19. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (5), then follows the wise advice of (3) and finds true love with (2)" "Jasper and Marvin are in a happy relationship until Marvin runs of with Dracula. Jasper, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Snape and a brief unhappy affair with Ian, then follows the wise advice of Draco and finds true love with Alice. Well, that was disturbing! That would never happen, idiots Jasper is mine! They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. One day we're going to look back at this, laugh nervously, then change the subject When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it SIGNS OF INSANITY: You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a wall/door, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile. 95 percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy and paste. If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste. If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste. If you are hyper, and like being hyper, and is hyper all the time. COPY AND PASTE! Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If you get sugar high off of carrots, or a slice of cake, or a small bowl of icecream, or 3 mini chocolate bars etc. copy this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile "Jacob sucks eh?" "Totally..." If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of the American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak, if you are part of the 7 percent who would ask the person ''What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile. If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile. If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile. If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile. If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile. I argue with myself and constanly pretend to be on the phone, not realizing that I look stupider then just talking to myself. If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer. If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think vampires are real and you want to join them, copy this onto your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever thought really hard about how gorgeous Jasper Hale is and hope he heard, copy and paste this into your profile. if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you agree, that purple bunnies with sporks WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile. I find "good morning" contradictory FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. ('Deliver' could also mean 'liver') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) Here are some of my favorite things and some more random stuff: Color: black, green, red, camo, blue Animal: bunny, dragon Drink: Dr. Pepper Singer: Scott Bakula Music: Pretty much anything but country Actor: Scott Bakula, Tom Felton, Jackson Rathbone, Mark Harmon, Julian McMahon, Tom Cruise Movie: Matrix, Harroy Potter, Mission Impossible, Role of a Lifetime, Summer School, MIB, POTC Show: Gilmore Girls, Charmed, NCIS, The Twilight Zone, The Closer, Quantum Leap, Ghost Whisperer Book: Harry Potter, Vampires, Twilight, Dracula, LOTR Past Time: Writing, Reading, fan fiction, music hunting School Subject: English, Science Greatest Fear(s): Dora the Explorer 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile quotes There's no i in team but there is one in pie and meat is an anagram of team so in meatpie there actually is an i in team... Before you criticize you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way. when you criticize them you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? I accused your boyfriend of being gay and he hit me with his purse. I don't want to rain on your parade, i just want to blow up all the floats! Things to question How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON T.V.? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? If electricity comes from elec trons, does morality come from morons? 25 reasons I owe my mother 1) My mother taught me to appreciate a good job done (If your going to kill each other go outside, I just cleaned up) 2) My mother taught me Religion (You better pray that comes out of the carpet) 3) My mother taught me about time travel (If you don’t straighten up, I’ll knock you into next week) 4) My mother taught me logic (Because I said so, that’s why) 5) My mother taught me more logic (If you fall out of that swing and break your neck you can’t come to the store with me) 6) My mother taught me foresight (Make sure you wear clean underwear in case your in an accident.) 7) My mother taught me irony (keep crying and I’ll give you something to cry about) 8) My mother taught me about the science of osmosis (shut your mouth and eat your supper) 9) My mother taught me about the weather (that room of yours looks like a tornado went through it) 10) My mother taught me about contortionism (Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck) 11) My mother taught me about stamina (You will sit there until all that spinach is gone) 12)My mother taught me about hypocrisy (I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times, don’t exaggerate) 13) My mother taught me about the circle of life (I brought you into this world and I can take you out) 14) My mother taught me about behavior modification (stop acting like your father) 15) My mother taught me about envy (there are millions of children in the world who don’t have great parents like you do) 16) My mother taught me about anticipation (Just wait until we get home) 17) My mother taught me medical science (If you don’t stop crossing your eyes their going to freeze that way) 18) My mother taught me about receiving (Your going to get it when we get home) 19) My mother taught me about Esp (put your sweater on, don’t you think I know when your cold) 20) My mother taught me about humor (when that lawnmower cuts off your toes don’t come crying to me) 21) My mother taught me genetics (You’re just like your father) 22) My mother taught me how to grow up (If you don’t eat your vegetables you’ll never grow up) 23) My mother taught me about my roots (Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?) 24) My mother taught me about wisdom (when you get to be my age you’ll understand) 25) and my favorite: My mother taught me about justice (One day you’ll have kids and I hope they’re just like you) MURPHY’S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS: 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don’t. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90 probability you’ll get it wrong. 7. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 8. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first. 9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 10. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. 11. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 12. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 13. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of Jury duty ~Quotes~ Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons! For you are crunchy And taste good with ketchup Maybe this world is another planet's hell A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be somewhere else Most good judgement comes from experience. Most experience comes from bad judgement. "Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men." "I had gone searching for the truth, and found facts instead. I hate that." Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window What if this weren't a hypothetical question? |
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