ATTENTION ALL YOU WRITERS!!

I have advice for the newcomers on fanfiction who are writing their first story, have written it, or are planning to. I highly suggest you follow this advice! So lets say you found fanfiction, you had an idea for a story so you registered. Then you started to write your first fanfiction, let's say it's a chapter story (it doesn't have to be). Okay, so you write this story and you finish it or you discontinue it, but either way its on fanfiction. Now, I suggest that you don't go right into a second story. Just don't go on fanfiction and instead go get a few best selling books and read them. Pay attention to the words and sentence structure. Then come back on fanfiction and read some other people's stories. Decide what you think is good and bad. For example, "Their lips met in there first kiss." That is bad because it's boring and the wrong there/their is used. "His soft lips crashed upon her red lips like a wave crashing upon the ocean shore. Slowly and lovingly he caressed her mouth with his as their first passionate kiss continued." That is a well written passage.

After reading fanfictions and knowing what is good and bad go back and read your first fanfiction. I'm almost 100 percent sure you will find it to be low in quality. Keep reading and when you are ready, write your second story. As time goes on and your stories accumulate, every once and a while go back and read your fanfics in the order you wrote them. You'll see how much your writing has evolved. Please do this because I wrote my first story then took a break and read books and other fanfics. Then I went back and re-read my story and that really helped me improve. Also, if it's your first story, don't say it is in the summary or beginning author's note. If you feel the need to say it wait until the end author's note. Most people don't like reading first stories so if you don't say it, you'll get more views and reviews! Take this into consideration!!

Now that I helped (hopefully), I'm going to talk about meee!! LOL

My name is Jessi and I'm 19 years old! I'm a nerd who reads on the computer, although so are you if you're reading this! I love writing, reading, and joking around with my friends! I love to make friends from fanfiction so Message me and we can get to talking!

I like Harry Potter, iCarly, secret life of the american teenager, and twilight. Those are the ones I have written for that I like. But I read Harry Potter and iCarly. For some reason I don't like reading my other faves! And even though I'm not obsessed with Hannah Montana I read lolliver sometimes, but I don't see myself writing it.

Harry Potter is my life and my anti- drug! It's up there with breathing. You can give me an HP quiz anyday and I know for sure I will get more answers right than a quiz about my own family! Read my stories! I actually like most of them!

Oneshots rock socks and Dobby is my best friend!

Fav Pairings (Harry Potter)

I like to experiment with Hermione so pretty much anything.

My favorite is Dramione but I also like canon ships (RHr and HG) and Hermione/Snape. I also read some slash (mostly Harry/Draco and sometimes Hermione/Ginny) Anything is pretty good especially if it is Hermione and someone! There is one pairing I hate however...

I DETEST HARRY/HERMIONE PIARINGS! THEY ARE LIKE BROTHER AND SISTER! THEY CAN NEVER BE TOGETHER!

Number your 12 favourite Harry Potter characters, in no particular
order, and answer the questions below the cut! No peeking.

1. Hermione Granger

2. Dobby

3. Draco Malfoy

4. Ron Weasley

5. Fred Weasley

6. George Weasley

7. Luna Lovegood

8. Ginny Weasley

9. Harry Potter

10. Sirius Black

11. Severus Snape

12. Remus Lupin

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? George/Snape ewww noooo but I have seen Percy/Snape blech

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? hmmmm Ron is pretty hot!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? If Lupin got Ginny pregnant Tonks would kill Ginny and Harry would kill Lupin. Then Mrs. Weasley would raise them from the grave and kill them both again.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yes since Harry is the main character and its called HARRY POTTER fanfiction I recall many fics about him.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Dobby/George Uhhhhh I don't think so.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Fred/Harry or Fred/Sirius. I think Fred/Sirius because they have similar personalities.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Luna finding Dobby and Lupin... Gross! I think it being Luna she would do something unexpected like watch them or start clapping. Or she might scream, which is what a sane person would do... but then again it is Luna.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Draco/Sirius... Draco met him through Snape at an Order meeting. Draco opened up to him and they fell in love. Harry finds out and kills Draco. LOL

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Ginny/Hermione. I've read a couple but it was a little weird. But I guess there is fluff.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Luna/Lupin. I have no idea. Maybe Lupin can be upset about being a werewolf and everyone finding out. Luna can find him and say something Luna-ish like he should be happy because nargles don't bother werewolves. So maybe something like "Nargles hate furry little problems"

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Hermione/Ron? Makes sense cuz he did. I don't think Hermione would have sex before marriage. So for the story I would make it their wedding night.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? idk ask them

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Snape... not that I know of

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Dobby/Ron/Fred. NOOOOOOOOOO

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? idk Its sirius he would say something odd

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? For Ginny, I'd choose Girl Next Door by saving Jane because it could be her jealousy of cho.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Hermione/George/Lupin. Warning: Prepare to be disgusted

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Sirius picking up Dobby... How about, your little elf body looks smokin hot in that dirty pillowcase... LOL

What's the last book you read/are reading? – Flashcards of My Life

What's on your T.V right now? – A baseball game

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? – My mom

Mom: Close my door and shut the kitchen light.

Me: Why both?

Where are you? – On the computer in my living room

Look up. Now look back. What do you see? – The TV it takes up a lot of space

What's the last thing you ate/drank? – water and chicken nuggets

what's your personality like? – I guess I am pretty nice and polite, at least to people I like. I try to be funny but it doesn't really work and I'm really crazy and weird. I love being random!

Who do you have a crush on? – Sigh He's amazing! I'm blushing just thinking of him! My codename for him is Kat but I'm not telling you his real name! I also love Tom Felton!

What was the last thing you thought? – How amazing Kat's smile is!

You have a million dollars. What do you do? – go to the Harry Potter theme park and have parties and buy tons of things! And of course give some to charity.

Grab the closest thing to you. What is it? – My cell phone!

Say George Bush, what do you think of???- ummmm no comment

What are you eating/drinking right now? – Nothing. Air and saliva.

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? I don't have a globe and its 9:34 pm so I'm not going to look for one.

2. Fine a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? came

3. What can you hear right now? Only fooling myself by Kate Voegele.

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. I don't want to wake my dad up.

5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? baseball

6. Type your name with your elbow. jessi (wow! That is skill!)

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? My english textbook

8. If you could be anybody from Harry Potter, who would you be? Hermione. She is the brain and beauty!

9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I was writing an essay

10. Find the thrid letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? aamtetugwtcmtomlossera (no idea how to say that)

My Stories!

Ways to Get Together: The Perfect Relationship- Discontinued and my first story. Pretty much sucks! R/Hr

So Much More Times The Power- Oneshot Co-authored and Harry/Ginny. Short but sweet

SOCKS!- Oneshot Co- Authored and absolutely hilarious! Dumbledore said he wants socks and now he's drunk when Harry finds him. Filled with odd dreams and sock puppets!

All Lies- OneshotCute and fluffly R/Hr. Ron and Hermione fight and Ron hits a nerve. He decides to write a letter to Hermione to share his feelings. Everything he says has been lies.

Things I'll Never Say- Oneshot R/Hr A songfic to Avril's Things I'll Never Say. Really cute. In Hermione's POV. Will she ever say it?

Our Little Secret- Oneshot Dramione! I really like this one. Hermione's POV. She's upset and Draco shows his sensitive side! A Minute of civil actions.

Infatuation- Oneshot Dramione. They have always been infatuated with eachother. Could it be more?

Chocolate Orange Icecream- Oneshot DH spoilers!! After the war, Hermione comforts someone who suffers a loss. Hint at George/Hermione.

Pink Unicorns For Albus Dumbledore- Oneshot Dumbledore is mistaken for Santa at a muggle park near christmas time. Humor

Run- A collection of Dramione drabbles. Angst and humor! Is updated often!

Opposites and Ferret Draco- Oneshot Completely random and plotless but funny in an odd way. Got lots of good reviews!

Draco's Thief- Oneshot Draco's wife always steals things from him but there is one thing he doesn't mind her stealing! Dramione.

Candy Canes and Snow Angels- Oneshot Dramione. I really like this one. It's Christmas morning and Draco is curious and needs a friend. Hermione volunteers! Really cute, I might do a sequal for another holiday in Draco's POV!

Sparkling Sunlight- Twilight oneshot! Bella's POV! In the meadow thinking about what is to come with a surprise ending! Really cute!

Rubik's Cube- My favorite Dramione oneshot so far! Good reviews! Hermione loves Rubik's Cubes and Draco is set to a challenge. What different things can be revealed?

What Happened to Jonas- Oneshot An English assignment about the Giver. What would the 24th chapter be about. Only one page.

Frenemies- Oneshot. iCarly seddie! It's about how sam and freddie are enemies and friends at the same time. There are three flashbacks to the rare moments when they are more friends than enemy.

Summer Nightmare- The secret Life Oneshot. When Amy sees the plus sign she gets a flashback to that summer at band camp. It just explains what happened between her and ricky. I think I did well considering I wrote it after the second episode.

Enjoy my stories!

Jessi