Kate Hale
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Joined 02-21-09, id: 1845942, Profile Updated: 05-04-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hey peoples! I'm Kate 13 but soon to be 14, and I'm usually pretty happy and amused...yeah I'm wierd. But wierd's cool. Normals boring. Well... we're all different so there isn't really anyone "normal"... anywayz...

My fanfics are boring and uncreative. But I can write really good stories, it's just I take forever and dont have much time for it all. And then I get bored and give up.

Well I'm team switzerland i think, but I find the wolves more fun. The vampires can get a bit strict at times... but I still love 'em all. My fave's are Jacob, Edward, Nessie, Alice and Seth. Sooooo... I have 2 dogs that are awesome. And I have friends. Do you have any friends? If not get some. At school or an out of school activity cuz friends are awesome to have. My right ear feels... blocked. I can hear through it, it just feels blocked. I tried those cotton tips, maybe it could be wax. But nothing came out.

Well I will probably -wait, my ear just felt like it was gonna unblock... wait...oh, no nevermind- write some more in here later. I'm tired. I'm going to have a shower and clense my body, and wash my hair with my new shampoo and conditioner. And maybe I'll use some of that hair treatment! nahhh I'm too tired. I need sleep so I can go to school tommorow. I like that place, I get to see my friends and have fantasies about falling inlove with some of the hot guys there. Even though I wouldn't really want to date them, as I am not interested in dating atm. So... is that interesting to you? Didn't think so.

Bye!! Sincerely, Kate, the great.

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Fire and Ice by team jedward reviews
My lemony take on what should have happened in the tent scene from Eclipse. Bella and Edward and Jacob action.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,077 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Bella, Jacob
7 minutes in heaven with Jacob Black by Michelleeee reviews
takes place after jake runs away in eclipse. him and billy packed up and moved away...now he is back in his old neighborhood -pre-La Push- and him and his old neighbors -now neighbors again- are playing 7 minutes in heaven, no good at summeries...sorry
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 28,410 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Jacob
TOP TEN WAYS TO ANNOY by LunaPadma reviews
Let's annoy the Cullens. And the Pack! LETS JUST ANNOY THE WHOLE POPULATION OF FORKS! Extremely random and totally hilarious!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009
PaperPlanes by CanoeKeyPaceHeGrit reviews
Story Scarlet Black is one of the few girls that truly believes in love. Just not for her. Even with mystical parents Story is just your normal teen. Someone is waiting for her, one trip to La Push changes everything. Sethxoc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Seth
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Charlies special Twilight Diary reviews
This is Charlies diary during Twilight. Read about he's thoughts on Bella, Renee, Edward, Skittles and more lol. Rated M since I'll probably put some bad words in there
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Charlie S.
Seth And his pranks reviews
Title basically says it all. Seth is bored of the cullen house and is now pranking people. Set 10 years after Breaking Dawn and Renesmee looks and acts 17.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Seth
Bellas death reviews
A stupid story where emmett and bella get it onnnn. What will happen when edward comes home!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella - Complete