WATTPAD ACCOUNT; Alethophobia

DEVIANTART ACCOUNT NAME; TheSarcasmSisters

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Hey ya'll this is Eve, and I know at least one person on here is wandering what the hell is wrong with this chick, so I decided to actually make a profile!

Favorite Shows

1. Powerpuff Girls (The most amazing show in the UNIVERSE!!)

2. True Blood (I've got a thing for vamps)

3. Vampire Diaries (Like I said before)

4. Invader Zim (Tops all things epic)

5. South Park (Judge all you like, but you know it makes you laugh)

6. Adventure Time (I support Fiolee!)

7. The Nanny (Call me old fashion)

8. Supernatural (Sam's yummy)

9. United States of Tara (Because sometimes I feel like I have D.I.D.)

10. Dead Like Me (Made me paranoid as hell, but I enjoyed it)

Favorite Movies

1. Rocky Horror Picture Show (Transvestites, singing, and adultery. What's not to love?)

2. Moulin Rouge (I'm a huge Nicole Kidman fanatic!)

3. Kick Ass (My super hero name; Pink Mist)

4. Interview With a Vampire (One word; FUCKING VAMPIRES!!)

5. Sweeney Todd; The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (Johnny Depp plus Insanity = A brilliant motion picture)

6. Spirited Away (Haku was legit my first crush)

7. The Perks of Being a Wallflower (Emma Watson will always be my idol)

8. Heathers (Mmm Christian Slater *licks lips*)

9. Harold and Kumar (All their movies make me laugh my ass off!)

10. Sucker Punch (Baby Doll reminds me of Bubbles so much, and the film itself is so twisted that I can't help but love it!)

Favorite Anime/ Manga

1. Ouran High School Host Club (Twins. Need I say more?)

2. School Rumble (First anime I ever watched and all the characters are just so lovable!)

3. Fruits Basket (Hatsuharu *sigh dreamily*. I mean, he's just so... Yeah.)

4. RosarioVampire (I always adored Koko!)

5. Soul Eater ( Maka and Black Star would be so cute together!)

6. Dance In The Vampire Bund (I always picture Mina and Akira as Butch and Bubbles)

7. The Wallflower (Sunako reminds me of myself and Yuki is soooo adorable!)

8. High School of The Dead (Totally kick ass! My dream is to live in a zombie apocalypse)

9. Maid Sama! ( Made my life goal to be a successful maid café owner)

10. Diabolik Lovers ( Overall it was fucking terrible, but I grit my teeth and sat through it all for "Little Bitch")

Favorite Books

1. Morganville Vampires Series (Myrnin is the most amazing vampire in existance!)

2. Chronicles of Nick Series (I've read the first book at least ten times and I want it to be an anime SO bad!)

3. Twilight Saga (Cliché, I know, but I honestly didn't see anything wrong with it... besides Eddie's stalker tendencies)

4. Trylle Trilogy (Loki! The story in general was just so creative and gripping, I read all three of the books in less than a week!)

5. Mortal Instruments Series (Jace and Simon. Both so different but so amazing! And the twists always suprise me! I can't wait for the next book!)

6. Infernal Devices Series (Tessa is just like me... in personality that is, I'm way too short to look like her XD)

7. Iron Fey Series (Puck has stolen my heart.)

8. The Cat Royal Adventures (They're all so entertaining!)

9. Harry Potter Series (What can I say? Twins.)

10. Vampire Kisses Series (Jagger is the only reasonni read the books.)

Favorite Characters

1. Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls (Tee hee, she's such a cutie!)

2. Betty Boop (????? I really have no idea why, but... well, there she is.)

3. Myrnin from Morganville Vampires (His bunny slippers, his spider, his amazingly brilliant yet crazed mind, etc. I blush whenever I hear his name. :3)

4. Puck from the Iron Fey Series (I giggle nearly every time he talks)

5. Gir from Invader Zim (It's impossible not to want one!)

6. Johnny The Homicidal Maniac (Nny needs his own show! It would be gruesome and horrifying, but that's why I love him!)

7. Jack from the Nightmare Before Christmas (He's just so charmingly flawed :3)

8. Death The Kid from Soul Eater (SYMMETRY!)

9. Roger from American Dad (Oh, c'mon! Who doesn't want a witty, slightly deranged, alien in their attic?)

10. Mandy from the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy (I was in love with her for a good two years of my life, no lie.)

Favorite Pairings

1. MandyxBubbles

2. ButchxBubbles

3. BrickxBubbles

4. MyrninxClaire

5. TwinsxHaruhi

6. HoneyxHaruhi

7. MeghanxPuck

8. ButtersxKenny

9. FionaxMarshalLee

10. BoomerxBlossom

Now here's a little personal bio;

I'm fourteen and I was born on May 19. I have dirty blonde hair with cotton candy pink low lights (I don't know what on Earth I was thinking when I put them in) and light blue eyes. I'm 4,11'' (I know, borderline midget) and I absolutely adore writing. I started with writing songs when I was eight and my love for the hobby grew from there. Reading is a close second, which is why I come onto FanFiction all the time. This website is without a doubt the best idea ever! I like to think I have control over my temper, but it does slip every once in a while... okay, all the time. I'm as lazy as they come, but I get random spurts of energy and occasionally run around outside screaming, "Ecstasy is amazing!" Just because. Oh! And I HATE original pairings and hipsters. I recently got into the lolita look and I could not be happier to have found a style of clothing that I'm crazy about!

Signs of FanFection;

1. You can't even remember how you found this site.

2. You've become a fangirl over the stories on here.

3. Comments are now only heard as 'Reviews'.

4. You get confused between the 'Fiction' and the actual story line.

5. You start to become antisocial from staying in and reading.

6. You've thought about contacts... They WILL help, won't they?

7. Dying your hair a crazy color doesn't sound AS bad now.

8. You have a playlist of songs you listen to every time you write or read.

9. You'll laugh at any random time, because you just suddenly remembered a funny line from a Fic.

And the most dangerous sign of FanFection...

10. You WILL copy and paste this, but try to find a symptom that doesn't apply to you while reading...

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!

Sixteen Things to Do at Walmart;

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do anyof these things.

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

If you have read every word so far it means that you definitely ARE crazy so post this on your profile!

Fears;

1. Fear of Pain (I'm too clumsy to not have developed an irrational fear of it at the point)

2. Fear of Endings (I cry at the end of every fic, movie series, book series, anime, etc.)

3. Fear of Bondage (... It's... a long story.)

4. Fear of Being Monitered on Camera (I'm way paranoid that the government has hidden cameras EVERYWHERE.)

5. Fear of The Dark (Well, more like what's hiding in it... watching me, with its blank white face... COME AND GET ME SLENDY!... I'm just kidding, please don't.)

If you are afraid of five things and want to tell the world but most people thought your fears were stupid, copy this onto your profile, add five things of your own that you're afraid of, and add your name to the list. Natsyourlord, Flower of the Desert, EcoliandDahChihuahua, xXxMidnightMoonxXx,LillithBlack,MewCuxie12, PainAndBliss095, EveDuncan2