The Piece's of Eden have it out for Desmond, or is it me? I do so love torturing Desmond. :D This is the long awaited sequel to The Problem With The Animus!

This is planed to be a multi chapter story with Angel bonds, wing!kink, oil!kink. It's primarily a Destiel with some Sabriel thrown in for good measure. This story is AU as of the ending on Swan Song giving Dean's Exile on Main Street a different spin. Some season six thrown in for good measure.

When Connor is gravely injured from escaping a pack of guards, it rests to Ezio and Altair to get him to safety alive. Will they succeed? Or will Connor die? And who are these people hunting the Assassins with the second sight known as Eagle Vision?

Being wanted by the Templars was bad enough, but now she meets a certain arrogant Assassin during her attempt to get back home? What's next? (Lots of charisma, romance, and story)

Because sometimes the Templar's win.

Our favorite Templars throughout time gather in a pub in London to air their grievances. Because it doesn't matter how much you hate your nemesis. Your struggle is the hardest. Therefore, your nemesis is the best Assassin.

In a modern AU of the Assassin's creed series, a bomb shatters the quiet Assassin temple. Fingers are pointed and people arrested...but what will they do, when the evidence points to one of their own

For some reason still not known to them, the Assassins and Templars of old have somehow appeared in the modern age. Now it's up to Desmond, Rebecca, Shaun, and William to take care of them until they are able to come up with a way to send them back to their own time. Still, helping his ancestors return to their homes would be much easier if they stopped acting like children.

Shaun didn't like killing, but he was running out of options. And they had Rebecca.

Adelaida is kidnapped by Templars after they attacked her ship, the Black Serpent, and her quartermaster and best friend, Sebastián, seeks the help of Edward, Kidd, and Adéwalé to help find her. Can they find her before she's murdered for her secrets and could there be another traitor hiding among the Brotherhood?

SUPERWHOLOCK Doomsday!AU The Daleks and Cybermen declare war, and the Doctor and his companions fight to defend earth. But, not everything goes according to plan. TenxRose, Johnlock, Destiel established.

It's a cold night in Purgatory, and unfortunately, there's no hotels in the land of monsters. Dean will freeze to death in the blizzard, but he wouldn't ever admit he needs help. Luckily, a certain angel is there to watch over him. Destiel. One Shot.

AU. When Dean finds his brother injured in his own shower, Sam has to be taken to the next hospital. But his doctor is interested in more than just his health. And Dean finds himself attracted to one of the paramedics that helped Sam. Sabriel&Destiel

When John sells his sons to Heaven in exchange for the Colt, Dean and Sam find themselves separated from each other and in the care of two very different angels. Dean/Cas and Sam/Gabriel

Some spoilers for season 10. What would happen if Soulless Sam and Deanmon met? Here's my version of events. Sam looks for his brother at the start of season 10 and loses his soul, again. The brothers have fun, for a while.

College AU. Altaïr is infatuated with the local barista Malik. Being pressured by his friend, Ezio, he decides to ask Malik out and try to start a relationship from there. Slash, slight OOC-ness. Pairings: Altaïr/Malik, Ezio/Desmond

Kink Meme Fill #4 on Live Journal! AU, Modern times. Altair is a PI contacted by Giovanni to rescue his kidnapped son, Ezio... YAOI WARNING! AU!

Side story to Fast Cars, centers on Malik and Hadiya… Modern AU

Lost Chapters of Fast Cars and Airplanes in Heaven… Is pretty much PWP…

Grab your guns, and grab your Assassins, it's hunting season. This year's game is a little bit bit bigger, a little more deadly, and oh yeah, it's you that's being hunted. Not a problem, right? Oh the fun Desmond is going to have. Sequel to Bad Moon Hell Raisers. HIATUS

Altair and Desmond are playing a dangerous game of hide and seek. Malik doesn't care just so long as they don't 'play' in his bureau. Altair/Desmond Yaoi

Dean Winchester is a notorious serial killer. One day, via security camera's he meets a colleague, the so-called Fallen Angel. Things quickly progress and one day they meet in real life...

Dean was ready to end it all. Alone and defeated, he pulled the trigger, but fate had another decision. Angsty, but I promise a happy ending

Sam gets hit with some "sex juice" as Gabriel likes to call it, and it's up to him to sort this sexy mess out. Sabriel smut, implied Destiel.

Dean and Sam Winchester have been demons for a thousand years and have risen to be very powerful. But what happens when Dean meets an angel named Castiel and trips into love? Demon!Dean, Demon!Sam, Wing!Kink, Oil!Kink, and Demon!Sarah (Whatttt!) also Dom!Cas and Sub!Dean andddd MPreg! Yep, this fic has it all, ladies and gents!

Hey hey, it's Sabriel Week! So have some kinky (kinda) Sabriel sex .Gabriel, Sam and sex. That's about it.

After he was rescued from ABSTERGO, Desmond tried to get his old life back. But two males seem to have too much influence in all of this. This story contains YAOI between Altair, Ezio and Desmond.

Dean and Sam find that Jensen is married to Misha! Just a very quick thing based off a tumblr post I saw! I was in the mood to write something small and not too detailed, y'know?

It takes a few seconds to say, "Hi." It takes a minute to learn a name. It takes days and those special moments alone to gain the trust of another. Malik, starting a new life at a new school along with his brother, Kadar, realizes this when he meets the main delinquent at Hills High School, Altair Ibn La-Ahad. Should he stay away? AltMal, EzioLeo, DesShaun. Yaoi, lemons and love.

Moments like these will be never forgotten and always treasured. [Little stories for pure entertainment, done for fun, c. Starring: Ezio, Altaïr...and Desmond on occasions.]

Malik finds Altaïr and his suggestive teasing insufferable, ridiculous, and a little hot. But he can't let him know that; Altaïr's his best friend! During a video game marathon the power cuts out, forcing them to find new ways of entertainment. Modern AU. Lemon chapter is up!

Malik has been working all day on the computer and Altair wants him to go outside and enjoy the air. Even if it means baiting him outside. Hey, there's smut in this okay.

The Brotherhood tasks Desmond with watching over two important figures within the order while their caretaker is away. He knows what he's getting into, but his experiences with this new breed of "assassins" may not end well. Why is he truly here remains unanswered. Contains swearing, M/M, sexual situations, and gore in future chapters. COMPLETE

Dean's being poisoned by supernatural mistletoe. Cas knows how to cure him. Destiel slash.

Malik had a bad day. Altair wants to cheer him up.

This rated M or later Slash. Thank you to all your reviews that have helped me improve this story and inspire me... Desmond is hallucinating! Isn't he?

Ezio and Yusuf are left alone in headquarters one fine evening and one thing leads to another and something just a little more than friendship blossoms. Follow the two through their adventures in Constantinople and around the world. I try to follow the plot of Revelations but I like to add my own flair to the storyline. WARNING: Male x male sexual content. Enjoy!

When Sam is suddenly kidnapped by the person saving them from the vampire who had kidnapped them, Dean could have just had a heart attack. Luckily, both of them have their very own angel. Sabriel, Destiel, citrus fruits; lemons. Slash, m/m. Homophobes, be gone.

The hottest day Jerusalem has ever seen, forces Malik and Altair to sleep in a roof garden overnight. Read what happens - it's lovely. Romantic, M-rated Yaoi fiction. Characters belong to Ubisoft. I own and earn nothing.

Altair and Malik are both at the Bureau. Both feel pain. AltairxMalik. T to be safe.

Summary: Master Ezio owns two pets named Kitty and Puppy, also known as Altair and Malik. Yaoi. Yaoi. More yaoi. MalikxAltairxEzio Ezio X Malik X Altair Altair\Ezio\Malik slight oocness.

Another of my movie AU's. Castiel and Sam are unlucky in both life and love, so they swap houses for the holidays. Both find the experience highly...interesting. Dean/Castiel Sam/Gabriel

Sam requests a last kiss, but he doesn't want it from Lucifer. Sam/Gabriel slash - double drabble

Sometimes two parents aren't enough. Implied Altair/Malik/Maria.

Maria is angry; Malik and Altair try to make things right via adorable kids. Implied Malik/Altair/Maria.

AU: Altair and Malik work for a bird rehabilitation center. Fowl play ensues.

To indulge in each other is the most perfect way to break a fast...

Trapped in the past, Desmond finds out first hand why both Altair and Ezio are Master Assassins. They, on the other hand, find Desmond irresistable, much to Desmond's dismay. Desmond/Altair/Ezio M/M/M SLASH

EDITTING DUE TO MISTAKES! The boys go on a hunt ill-prepared. Luckily Castiel is with them and Gabriel is watching them. Gabriel/Sam, Dean/Castiel. R&R please. Slash. mxm dont like dont read. No flames please

Mrs Puckerman does the unthinkable, but Noah's the one picking up the pieces, with a little help. Contains death of a minor, attempted murder and survivors guilt. Angst prompt. Puckleberry.

ONE-SHOT. Ezio is a huge fan of PDA, Altair however isn't... I think we have a conflict! Short, cute, just for fun fanfic.- Altair/Ezio-Ezio/Altair-. PDA-Public Display of Affection.

Altair x Malik. Altair has to meet face to face with the man whose brother he indirectly killed and just when he feels the pangs of guilt, Malik goes too far with the insults... SMUTTY but with PLOT! One-shot.

Kiss my ...! I guess you know how that should continue. Dean says something to Castiel and he takes it literally. Destiel. This has now turned into a series of loosely connected one-shots. Mostly this is pure fluff.

During a storm, the mistakes of Altairs past come back to haunt him again. He learns that Malik is still suffering as a result of these failures, and his attempt to help is not as useful as he wishes it to be. Friendship fic.

Sam and Gabriel need Cas to stop playing matchmaker, so they pretend to be together. Dean/Cas and Sam/Gabriel

EDITED! Sam wake up after a dream he wants to have a shower to get rid of his problem when Gabriel shows up. Rated M for a reason. Two-Shot, mxm dont like dont read. No flames please

Night shifts at the McDonalds' Drive-Thru. Altair/Malik, AU.

Al Mualim knows that Malik is getting suspicious of his plot and his motives, so he manipulates the only man he knows is right for the assassination. Altaïr finds himself wrapped up in his Master's words and his own feelings. *Altair/Malik, oneshot

Desmond gets teased for his tacky arm tattoo.

Safety and Peace.

Altair catches Malik sleeping in the library. Altair/Malik, mundane bingo prompt square under 'naps'.

Misfire!fill from the AC Kink Meme: Wherein Desmond discovers a skill.

It's Fall and that means it's time to head to University. Desmond is starting off his first year when someone catches his eye and he can't seem to let go of this attractive stranger. Desmond/Malik, oneshot, fluffy/cute.

Typed out for a Thanksgiving competition which required a DesmondxMalik pairing of any kind. It's amazing what leaf piles and autumn can bring out.

Altair makes a request that surprises Malik. Shocks him just a little bit. PWP!

Grief can drive a man to come against mountains and stand against ranging winds and seas. But what happens when he finally falls?

Altair Ibn-La'Ahad had never been more interested in a man than he was with the one that came into his fight club, demanding Altair face him in a fight.

Ezio's heart is tugged in every which way when he learns of the Templar he had been consorting with unknowingly. Said Templar turned out to be his best friend; his lover Leonardo. Ezio/Leonardo SLASH FINISHED !

He should have caught on by the drink names; A little Dick'll Do, Kiss on the Lips, Foreplay on Neutral Ground, Kiss Me Slow, Screaming Multiple Orgasms on the Beach, Cock'n'Balls, Naked on the Bathroom Floor, and F*cked on the Floor. Desmond/Shaun, smut

A wounded Ezio goes to Leonardo's shop for some care to avoid raising suspicion amongst Venice's doctors. His wound isn't the only thing that's burning, though. LeoEzio EzioLeo Leo/Ezio Ezio/Leo

Vidic orders Lucy and Desmond to pleasure him one night after an animus session. M/M/F

Templar!Leo has captured the sneaky assassin, but whose side is he really on? mild Ezio/Leo

Malik, Kadar and Altair are sent on a mission to Acre to deal with an assassin killer but when it starts to look more and more like a trap Altair learns that it is not always good to show mersey to an enemy. Better than it sounds rated M for a reason Rape

Shaun is not Desmond's primary care for aches, pains, or broken bones. Lucy disagrees, apparently. SNARK, DENIAL, MASTURBATION, LANGUAGE, SEX, ETC. Desmond/Shaun edited

Currently in progress to become a series of one-shots which will involve Altair/Malik, Ezio/Leo, and Desmond/Shaun. Rated M for language and lemons! Ideas for one-shots will graciously be accepted! Enjoy!

A sequel of sorts to Caged Bird. Can be read separate though. "Altair, I thought you were keeping him quiet." "He certainly tries." Mentionings of Altair/Malik, Ezio/Leonardo, and Desmond/Shaun.

Little moments in the lives of our assassins. Possible Shaun/Desmond, Altair/Malik, Ezio/Leonardo. Slash, Slice of Life, Fluff, Cheese

EzioLeo ShaunDes...Desmond comes across one of Ezio's more erotic memories, Shaun has a startling reaction to Italian. PWP

Altair and Malik are assigned a novice level mission. Al Mualim insists that it's important, but the people of Masyaf seem to think he has another reason for forcing them to play the part of lovers. AltMal

Exactly what the title says. Except that in this particular story all the assassin's are in the same timeline. This is their lives. a/m e/l d/s

Altair/Malik, rated M for some assassin lovin'

Malik is worried sick when Altair dosen't come back from his mission. When Altair finally returns he's badly injured and Malik immediatly helps the man he secretly loves. Altair x Malik -Cute ending-

Really bad title. Lucy and Rebecca decide to "help" Desmond and Shaun to find their feelings for each other after they find Shaun acting strangely after Desmond was sick. Rated M for a reason. Warnings inside.

Desmond exits the Animus 2.0, but somehow Altair accidentally came out with him and took over his body. To add to their troubles, this was the day Shaun decided he was going to take Desmond 'out of the closet.' Shaun/Des/Altair one-shot. Warnings inside.

Altaïr has caught the cold just before he and Malik head to Solomon's temple. Being a close friend, Malik is assigned by Al Mualim to take care of him. "Keep your distance, or you too, might get sick." Words in one ear, out the other. AltMal.

In Solomon's Temple, it is not Kadar who dies but Malik. Altaïr looks back on this event, standing at the grave of his loved one. Dramatic!Character Death; implied Altaïr/Malik. Small oneshot.

Altaïr has just assassinated Talal and is returning to the bureau for a rest. He finds Malik, who is still bitter about the Robert De Sable incident. Altaïr needs his rest, Malik watches over him. Multi-chaptered, Altaïr/Malik.

Tonight, Altaïr is haunted by his mistake in Solomon's Temple, but Malik is surprisingly glad it happened. Malik x Altaïr.

A glitch in the system makes two meet. EzioxAltair. Yaoi.

Short AltairxMalik one off. What two fellow assassins do once Altair has completed his assassination. Rated M because it has more sexual content than inappropriate language. Possible edits will be made.

Malik's married to a pretty little thing, yet Altaïr is still alone. Malik visits him often, has seen the sadness in his eyes, but didn't truly think it could get this bad. Malik/Altaïr, Malik/Wife. Oneshot. Postgame. Darkfic. Have a box of tissues near.

Altair can’t forget what he was forced to do to his master and he can’t cope with it, who will come to save him. Rated M for Angst, self harming, attempted suicide. Eventually Altair/Malik

Altair has insomnia and Malik can't sleep. What else do you think will happen on a very hot summer night? Alt/Mal. LEMONY!

Neither of them could explain it, this intoxicating lust that both felt for the other. It had been there for years, pulsating under the surface. The only problem was that neither knew that the other felt the same. Finally the ice broke. SLASH Altair/Malik

“Alright, I’ve had enough.” Malik snapped, drawing Altair’s gaze back to him, “Either you tell me what is bothering you or I’m going to get it out of you in ways you might or might not enjoy.” Altair/Malik. Post game. SLASH!

After the battle at Helm's Deep, Legolas is seriously hurt and is dying. Can they save him? Not a slash. My first LOTR fic. Complete! Anonymous reviews accepted!