Look inside the mind of Barry The Chopper! Who did he really kill and reasons why! This is Barry The Chopper's Diary, it all started with his wife... R&R!

Dante pisses Lady off high time with his big mouth,and Lady can be pretty cruel when she wants revenge...DXL,rated for sexual content, My first attempt at humor so be nice. Beta'ed version of chapter four added now!

Roy think's he's a villian Hughes thinks he's a hero and Ed thinks he can fly!what kind of crap have they've been smoking funny FMA randomness ,warning might cause you to crack a few ribs and fall out of your chair

This is the voice messages and mail of the FMA characters, I did the same concept for Gundam Wing I hope you will enjoy it. Envy and Lust are up!

The Fullmetal Alchemist segment of my soon to be Truth or Dare series. 100 OneShots of the most random scenes featuring your favorite FMA characters! Most pairings: EdxWinry, RoyxRiza

Title: Protégée A prositute stumbles upon the Devil's Nest bar when she is caught in the rain. What does Greed think of her as an addition to fuel his avarice. Could this be the beginning of a strange a dark relationship better than it sounds believe me l

Excel reflects on herself, her family, her gloriously sexy leader, and the zoo. Oy. Anime based.

Or How Edward Elric Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Dairy. No dairy products were harmed in the production of this dirty piece of . . . well . . . EdxWinry, Lemon, Fun with Food.

the title says it all, Wrath asks the other sins where babies come from

Part 2 of an ongoing series. A not so innocent statement turns into a bet, and a bet turn into a lot more. No tubular pieces of fabric called skirts were harmed in the production of this dirty piece of . . . well . . . RoyxRiza, Lemon, Elevators.

Orihime describes one of her favourite desserts...RATED FOR SLIGHT INNUENDO, ONESHOT

Before Greed's death, he left a letter behind. In this letter are his thoughts and feelings about certain people. Rated M for foul language.

Sloth leaves Envy to babysit Wrath, but things get out of hand when Wrath suggests they play Monopoly...

Or: Hoenheim of Light Saves the World With Giant Robots Piloted by his Sons. What was Winry and Hughes' past relationship? Why does Riza hate Sloth? Watch the drama unfold as Ed and Envy stomp around in giant robots! [rated for language]

There are reasons why you should knock before entering.

A Fullmetal Alchemist style parody of William Shakespeare's Macbeth, starring Fuhrer Bradley of course. Rated for violence and probable bad humor. Contains both anime and manga spoilers. COMPLETE

New characters arrive when Kei Kurono's gang leave Gantz forever. What will happen? Violence, Romance, Angst, everything can happen...After all we are talking about Gantz.

Full Title: Automail is the most fun Winry can have without taking her clothes off. Last installment in my trilogy. Have Fun.

A sequel of sorts to There’s a Good Reason Human Transmutation is Forbidden Honey, You just haven’t thought of it yet. A 3rd one is in the works and then I'm done with them......maybe. Rated for Champagne and a vulgar word or 3

Full title: There’s a Good Reason Human Transmutation is Forbidden Honey, You just haven’t thought of it yet.Short little one shot AU thing in which I worte due to boredom in Chemistry

After a hard day of work Roy and Riza are in the office late at night alone. They have sex and begin to have an affair. That is, until Riza transfers away from Central to be replaced by another femal second lieutenant...Full Summary inside. Its my first F

If you can't tell by the title, this is a parody of Alice in Wonderland. On a rare day off at Eastern HQ, Ed finds himself in a series of strange prediciments. I've updated the last chapter and hopefully made it less confusing.

Twenty six themes of bizarre occurrences at the office of Roy Mustang and company. [COMPLETED]

Greed left her alone in more ways than one that night. And with Kimbley around, it could only get far worse. You'd think the homunculus would have known better. [KimbleyxMartel, GreedxMartel]

Riza's been acting strange... what does she do at night? Roy and Maes have to find out! Rated for complete and utter lemon near the end!

This is what happens when Wrath reads the Bible, Greed and Envy work to annoy Lust, and Lust and Envy get their hands on various weaponry and tables.

OneshotGreedxMartel. Everyone's favorite snake chimera finds out just why a certain homunculus got his name. Spoileriffic, R for implied SECKS, yadda yadda.

Okay this is a GenexSuzuka fic, please don't hurt me for the ending, it's not my fault, I swear! R&R BEFORE I go crazy! By the by, this fic is now completed.