Hi! I'm El Leon y La Oveja and I'm a self-confessed Potter addict ;) I've been writing fanfiction for ages but only posted in the last four years or so. My sister, The Luannie, is always nagging me to post the one-shots that I've got lying around on my hard drive but I have big plans for a multi-chapter fic, whenever I get the time to write it. I generally read Harry Potter fics at the moment but as you can see from my favourites, I will read anything else if it looks good!

If I was a Harry Potter character, I think that I'd be Remus but without the Gryffindor courage. Imagine Remus but in Ravenclaw. I suppose I'd be Hermione if it had to be a female. The Sorting Hat was debating between Gryffindor and Ravenclaw with her and with me, I think it would definitely have gone the other way. There's no bravery here ;) In a crisis, I'll have the most logical solution. Unfortunately, I won't have it until a few hours after everything's finished. Harry would NOT have wanted me in the tent during Deathly Hallows. Although I do have a sense of humour that I think the Marauders would have loved :)

Here are some of the pairings that I ship/will read. NB. Most of them include Sirius Black or Remus Lupin (or both!)

James/Lily

Remus/Lily (unrequited)

Remus/Sirius (I never used to like slash but this pairing is just too perfect to ignore!)

Remus/Tonks

Remus/Hermione

Sirius/Hermione

Harry/Cho

Harry/Ginny (although I do prefer Harry/Cho)

Remus/Sirius/James (it has to be done very well but I have read and loved a few fics with these characters)

Remus/Sirius/Harry (again, it has to be done well)

Pairings that I really don't like reading. I will read them if the fic is amazing but I generally avoid them.

Hermione/Draco (No. Just no.)

Harry/Draco (Again, no.)

Rose/Scorpius (Just because JKR hinted at it in the epilogue, I can't bring myself to see it as canon!)

Lily/Snape (Lily and James all the way!)

Lily/Sirius (Like I said, Lily and James all the way!)

General fanfic preferences of mine:

*I'm a total freak for correct grammar and capital letters etc.

*I LOVE a bit of bromance but nothing too cheesy. It can be overdone at times...probably in my fics ;)

*My favourite fics from any category include the perfect mix of humour, angst, romance and friendship.

*Just remembered another one- I'm not really into fics with other character pairings, especially if they're given the main focus. I love giving small characters (or ones whose names have only ever been mentioned) roles in a fic but I prefer the action to centre around characters I already love.

*I hate leaving negative reviews so I'll tend to refrain from commenting at all if I don't like something. (Although I will leave constructive criticism.)

NOTE: When it comes to book universe VS movie universe, I always stay true to the books. Anything that is only included in the movie doesn't usually end up in my fanfics unless they are specifically AU.

(I don't usually repost these but I did have a lot of fun with this one!)

Write a list of your 12 favourite HP characters and then answer the following questions:

1. Sirius 'Padfoot' Black

2. Remus 'Moony' Lupin

3. James 'Prongs' Potter

4. Severus Snape

5. Tom Marvolo ‘Voldemort’ Riddle

6. Regulus Black

7. Harry Potter

8. Lily Potter

9. Hermione Granger

10. Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

11. Fred Weasley

12. Bellatrix Lestrange

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Regulus/Fred… no, I can’t say I have...not too sure how that one would go either :/

2)Do you think Four is hot? How hot? I think that the teenage Snape could be hot but in my eyes...Snape can’t be hot. It doesn’t work. Sorry.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? If Bellatrix got Lily pregnant??? Well, I don’t think Harry would be the Boy Who Lived after Voldemort, Rodolphus Lestrange and James heard about that.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Hermione...I read an interesting Hermione/Remus the other day and although I’m so NOT a shipper, it came close to convincing me.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Remus and Regulus??? Regmus...I suppose it has a certain ring to it but I think that Sirius would probably murder Remus (or both of them) so no, I’m afraid not.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Voldemort/Hermione or Voldemort/Dumbledore...oh Merlin...I’m sure that both of these have been done before but even as friendship fics, I can’t quite see it working. Voldemort has this little problem with Muggle-borns, see, so I don’t think Hermione is quite his dream girl...

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Harry walked in on Remus and Bellatrix having sex???!!! Pre-OOTP, he probably wouldn’t recognise Bellatrix so he’d just go bright red and leave the room quickly. Post-OOTP, Harry would probably cry at the betrayal and wonder why one of Sirius’s best friends would have sex with his killer. I’m not sure if Remus would even survive sex with Bellatrix; she’d probably be into some WEIRD stuff.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. James/Dumbledore...well I could probably write something kinky involving the cloak ;) Or I’d just do a friendship fic about the night that Dumbledore told James and Lily to go into hiding.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Sirius/Lily fluff...most definitely. I happen to be a huge fan of it :)

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Harry/Bellatrix Hurt/Comfort???!!! I’d call it ‘Subjects of the Imperius Curse’ as that is the ONLY way that Harry would ever be comforted by Bellatrix or vice versa. Although I could do a fun little afterlife fic in which Harry laughs at Bellatrix for being killed by Mrs Weasley...not really Hurt/Comfort though, is it?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? If I wanted SNAPE to de-flower SIRIUS?? AU plot, rated MA. It would have to involve bondage, as Sirius would NEVER let that happen willingly. And maybe the threat of Harry being fed to Grindylows if they refused to participate. I can see Snape enjoying it slightly but Sirius? No. Plus, Sirius would ALWAYS top anyway, so that wouldn’t happen ;)

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Yes. Mostly James/Lily.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Fred Weasley? Yes they do. And they draw George too, which is pretty much the same up until DH.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Remus/Snape/Voldemort...I’m struggling to imagine how that might go. So, no.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak!!!!!!!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? A song-fic for Lily...hmmm..I’d do a Lily/James where Lily is in denial about her love for one of the Marauders and use the song ‘I Won’t Say I’m in Love’ from the Disney movie Hercules.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? A Sirius/Regulus/Bellatrix fic??!! Warning: Incest, slash, non-consensual sex and BDSM. I’m pretty sure an all-Black threesome could only end in tears. But I would never write it. I couldn’t do that to Sirius.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? A pick-up line for Dumbledore to use on Remus? How about “my semen contains the only-known cure for lycanthropy”? ;)