Okay, it's been over... uh... three years, maybe? Since I updated this profile. First thing, if you like any of my writing, check the date before you decide to read any of the other: my writing style and ability has changed a lot since I started this account, and some of the older stuff could be considered crappy. A good point of reference is the date 'Sorrow, Pain, and Finding a Way to Live Happily Ever After' was first posted, since it's the first thing I've posted for a looong time. I won't babble on about myself, so just read and enjoy. And for this kitten's sake (holds up a kitten by the nape of its neck and brandishes a knife) if you read, review!