'sup foo's! I'm new here and these lips were on your wife last night!This page is about me and why my opinions are better than yours.If you disagree with anything on this page than your wrong!

Name:Why should you know?
Age:I'm not telling you
Favorite food:Depends
Favorite cartoon:I honestly don't know
Favorite Anime:Ditto
Favorite movie:Bad Santa
Favorite Book:Harry Potter and the order of the Phoenix

Future Feminists

I'm going to reveal something to all of you...I AM THE FLAMER KNOWN AS SIMON COWLE (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). Anyways the reason I'm putting up this rant is because some stupid Nazi future feminists didn't get the point on the flamer I submitted to Sarcastic Pessimists Yu-Gi-Oh! fic Camouflouge. I'll put up an example without mentioning them:

OMG *mouth hangs open* ok that was just plain rude of that stupid flamer
ok if you dont like yaoi dont read it, its just disgusting how you flame someone and think you did the right thing. if your'e going to flame this yaoi fic, well then you might as well go and flame all the yaoi fics in the world, ok i have soo much more to say to you but i cant cuz this is a review which is meant to be nice and merry so yer.

BULLSHIT!
Where in my flame did I say I did the right thing by flaming Yaoi? & Of course I can't flame Every Yaoi story here and everywhere because I don't have the time and da hands for it. Here is a better idea: Why don't I start To rule the universe & outlaw yaoi? Yeah that seems like a better idea than selfishly flaming Lifeless assholes who have no life and are very horny who write stories on gay people for thier own pleasure.I guess nobody has told you but if you haven't noticed everyone in the world is rude. Don't believe me? step outside of your house and face a thing called "The World". Oh, and by the way, where in the rulebook does it say to be "nice and merry" in a review dipshit? Thinking you are smarter than me by being like Jenny Jones? You are just like this Bitch who sent this hatemail to Maddox:

Date: Sun, 20 Apr 2003 02:06:25 EDT
From: SummerGrlJess19
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: ur just jealous!!!

To who it may concern:

Okay I read your article about the 26 things the perfect guy
should do. And you r so mad and angry! Im sure youve played with a girls
hair before. Or held their hand. All in a depserate attempt to get
invited into their bedrooms but youre once again let down and sent home
by yourself. So why get mad when it works for other people? Youll never
find a girl because you pubicly talk about promoting domestic violence
and abuse. My boyfriend read the 26 things, and now he does them and I
love him now. We will be together forever thanks to that email. And Im
sorry that youll never be blessed with the gift of love. Youre a
homofobic mysogynist...good luck finding someone.

Sincerely,
Jessica

My Point: Don't take things seriosly that I write because you'll end up looking like a Dick/Asshole.

Note: Once again,I repeat, do not take anything I say seriusly.No offense is going out towards anyone or anything.This is only for laughs.

PS: This is what Maddox wrote back to that Jessica girl in the hatemail I posted:

What makes you so sure I've played with a girl's hair before, "SummerGrl19?" Very clever handle by the way, the only way you could make it any more unoriginal or cliche would be to add the words "happy, cute" or "princess" to the name. Why are women so hung up about their hair? It's not interesting enough to talk about, let alone to play with. Really, nobody gives a shit about your hair. We don't care about the kind of dye you use, the momentous decision of wearing it "up" or "down," and frankly, there isn't anyone in the world important enough to be able to talk about the type of conditioner they use without inducing a mighty yawn from me.

What makes you think I'd play with a girl's hair or hold her hand to get invited to her bedroom? Even if I was a whore, like every guy you've dated apparently, it wouldn't be worth it. If not having to play flirty grab-ass games with a girl means not getting laid, I consider it a bargain.

As for your boyfriend, what kind of dumbass takes chain mail seriously? What if someone sent your genius boyfriend a list titled "26 ways to clothes-line your girlfriend"? What kind of gullible idiot takes that shit seriously? People like him are the reason cults exist. Congratulations for your new-found love, I can only imagine the deep bond two people share as a result of junk mail.

One last thing: you claim that I'll always be alone because I promote domestic violence? I guess you forgot that the list suggests that guys should "act cutely" when women hit them and it hurts; that's domestic abuse by definition, not that it matters because you're too much of a putz to understand anything anyway. Enjoy making other life-altering decisions in your otherwise empty life based off of stupid email you receive.

oh,by the way,I am not Maddox. I'm just promoting his site because I find it funny and you should go there.Here's his url: