There are many strange things that Americans do. So of course, the rest of the world can't help but get confused. Multi-chapter story about how different nations deal with the strange, annoying, and insane things Americans do.

Since as long as he could remember Alfred fights against all odd to keep his family together. From an abusive caretaker in an orphanage to his cruel English master, Alfred gives everything to provide for his sick brother. Yet, what will happen when all his secrets come out into the open? How will Mattie handle his brothers greatest secret, that he has been selling himself sexually.

When the World Meeting is interrupted by a book, the nations are forced to read each other's diary entries out loud. To the whole world. What secrets will be revealed? Who's masks will break? Who's pasts will come to light? Old scars are opened and old wounds are healed. Diary entries based off of Hetalia Diary Entry pictures online. T for cussing. Various pairings.

Victuuri headcanons off of tumblr give me life lmao. Rated M for Eros. You'll find smut, fluff, angst, humor, and whatever else grabs my attention or I can come up with. I actually have no clue where this is going, but hop on, let's go!

The Kirkland brothers have been behaving like children, Fighting, arguing disturbing a meeting. Mamma Britannia thinks she has a solution.( Deaged Kirklands, Cute England, Protective Scotland

Higher-ups in the military court order Eren to be experimented on. The situation gets out of hand, unbeknownst to Lance Corporal Levi and Commander Irvin. Eren becomes severely traumatized and Levi takes it upon himself to undo the damage that has been done. Ereri.

Dipper makes a deal with Bill, entangling Dipper in a horrible and abusive relationship (of sorts) with the demon. Swearing. Rape/Non con. Graphic violence. Torture. Read with caution.

The nations find the Book Of Secrets. In it is 1000 secrets that 10 unlucky nations would rather have been kept to themselves.

Dipper couldn't bare seeing his family get hurt because of what he could prevent. He shakes Bill's hand, knowing what was going to happen. He didn't know why Bill wanted him but now he's trapped with the demon who wants nothing more than to destroy his dimension and he has no way to escape. There will be a little violence because it's Bill and pain is hilarious.

Suga misses Daichi so much that he starts masturbating and thinking about him. Daichi is always away on business trips or at work because of his business executive job. Suga wants Daichi to be home so that he can give him the fucking of his life. Things take a different turn when Daichi, does come home however. Author's Note: I have always shipped these two ever since Season 1.

Hinata's in a poisonous, and abusive, relationship. He hides it from the others, until one night he just can't take it. He doesn't know why but he goes to Kageyama. Kageyama takes him in, lets him into his house and his heart, and Hinata is surprised by how many dark secrets they both have.

Hinata is dealing with trauma from the previous day. He finds himself drowning in the horrors of it and when he runs away from his team, who is trying to help him, it only makes things worse. Thankfully the Karasuno team doesn't know when to stop. WARNING: mentions of rape.

Just a short sweet lemon between Bill and Dipper. Bill X Dipper #mysmolpinetree

Spamano high school au. I hope you enjoy! This is my first fanfic so i am sorry if it sucks ;

Hinata has been mistreated ever since his mom and sister died, and volleyball is his escape. What will happen when Kageyama starts to notice what's been going on? Will he set aside their rivalry and help Hinata? Basically the story of Haikyuu with Abused!Hinata. No ships but friendship :)

In which Erwin is scared, Zoe is overly curious, Eren gets publicly tortured, Mike feels left out and Levi is just plain bored and wants out. Pure crack.

When Hinata's parents and little sister, Natsu, decide to go on a year-long trip, he's left with one of his parents friends until they return. However, it turns out that the 'friend' isn't as kind as they'd thought. Will Hinata be able to lean on his teammates, or will he fall from the sky? (Contains abuse, other warnings inside. Rated T just in case.)

Tino asks Mathias for a night-time favour. PWP. DenFin, DenmarkxFinland, MathiasxTino, human names used, lemon. One shot.

Arthur's idea of a family vacation did not involve getting stranded on an uncharted island with his annoying brothers and an all alpha tribe that has never seen an omega. Even worse his heat was coming soon.

Hinata's gay, and has a crush on Kageyama . He gets bullied and abused for it outside of school, especially by his father, and tries to hide it from everyone. He becomes depressed, and pushes himself away from everyone. How will his volleyball family, including other teams, help him get through this mess? KageHina fic. (Sexual Abuse, rape, self-harm, anorexia, suicide, homophobia)

One-shot, Warning: shows PTSD. "When you are going through hell... keep going" - Winston Churchill. What do you do when one of the your peer's, your brother's, or your friend's inner most darkest demon comes to light?

Yato is unpredictable when he's drunk; Yukine is well aware of this fact. But he definitely didn't expect the delivery god to come onto him like this. What was that saying again? "A drunk mind speaks a sober heart"? (Yato/Yukine)

Iceland can't go to sleep without a goodnight kiss. [HongIce]

Everyone had a way to express themselves. His was usually in one spot. He used this spot to cope with sadness and express his joy. This was America's Studio. (PLUS SERIES OF ONESHOTS) I don't own any of the songs!

Nagisa's mother causes him great pain, Karma can't protect him forever, and it all started because Asano cut Nagisa's hair.

Lately Dipper has grown tired of Bill pushing him around which leads them in a big fight. Dipper has crossed the line however and Bill decides to teach him some dicipline. / Yaoi, m/m, spanking, abuse and a little fluff.

Yato is faced with a horrible decision. After fighting with Father Yukine gets injured in the most unspeakable way. A god's greatest secret should never be forced, let alone known. One-shot Yatone Yato/Yuki

Damien took Kyle from his home long ago and made him into his personal toy. Now, he's about to let loose his captive to begin taking the souls of those he used to hold dear in the way that only a succubus can. M for ST, N/C, Violent themes. Dyle/K2

A little mishap with a spell book and a night of fun may have been the biggest mistake of Iceland's life. Now he and Hong Kong struggle to hide this pregnancy from their families, who didn't approve of their 'friendship' in the first place. How could they even begin to explain this situation? Iceland x Hong Kong; mpreg; Rated M for 1st & a later chapter

Spain adores Romano, more than anything else. But how will his spiraling sanity affect the one he loves the most? Those who are bad must be punished, after all. Warning for dark themes and abuse.

America acts like a normal, mature person for the first conference day, and it may have something to do with the ring on his finger. One-shot.

Lovino Vargas is the prince and first in line for Caesar of the Roman Empire when Germania attacks. He is captured and sold as a sex slave in order to soil his royalty and disgrace the family and Rome. When he is bought by the King of Hispania for his son, he finds a light at the end of the dark tunnel. Spamano. Warning: Rape, sex slavery, pedophilia, abuse, kidnapping

A collection of primarily one shots written by me! (Originals can be found on tumblr) Ratings vary from K-M, and will include almost exclusively RusAme/AmeRus prompts

Lovino knew he was neither perfect nor loved. Feliciano had that role. Lovino didn't care. All he did was get beaten by his father every day. Yeah. He didn't care. But when a sickly Spaniard moves in next door, can they be the reason for each other's survival? Prequel to MD.

Antonio was the best football player in the high school team. Until a certain Lovino Vargas arrives. Lovino is gifted, ruthless, and brilliant on the field. Antonio finds it all rather endearing, much to Lovino's chagrin. And somehow, this has something to do with 'being true to yourself' and all that jazz. -Spamano oneshot. Human AU-

Dipper and Mabel Pines have finally turned eighteen and their parents have taken them all the way to fabulous Las Vegas for a weekend of fun as their big gift to them. Mabel is right at home in the flashy city, but Dipper finds it to be a bit of a headache, and searches for some quiet. Instead, he finds the most exciting 'person' he has ever met. This is a Dipper/Bill Cipher fic.

[Kagehina] Hinata had forgotten all about Kageyama's birthday and the only present he can give as a present, is himself. (Yaoi, crossdressing, smut)

"God I'm so fat." "No, Alfred. You're not. You're –" "Stop it! I am and you know it! The whole world knows! Just stop okay?" Trigger Warning, Human AU, and F.A.C.E. Family.

Lovino gets bullied at school and is always put down by his dad. He fails at everything and is often compared to his cheerful twin brother. After being kicked out of school, he grows unusually quiet to the point that it actually worries his father. But by the time his dad decides to confront him, Lovino has already fallen too far. WARNINGS: bullying, cutting/suicidal attempts

Eren is only afraid if two things in his life. One is Corporal Levi and the other? Well let's just say he rather not say. But when his fear pushes him who will be the one to comfort him? Not really angst.

He starts noticing all these little things about Hintata that make his stomach do that twisty, knotty thing again. Like how small his hands look holding the ball but how larger than life he seems when he's flying through the air to meet a toss. Like how quick he is to anger, and is even quicker to smile. Like how that smile lights up his whole face. BL KageHina

"How many times do I have to explain this to you? My name is Alfred. F. Jones, not America. I am not a country for it is impossible to be a country!" America has been missing for ten years, and he is finally found by the G8 in 2022. It turns out that he has lost his memory and has been living as a human all this time. Can the G8 help him remember who he really is?

Certain events have caused Italy to start up old habits again. Can Germany and Romano stop him before it's too late? Pairings: GerIta, little Spamano. Rated for self harm, substance abuse, people country abuse, and possible lemons. No flames please!

Not that he could return memories that were never his to begin with.

After living all their life with their abusive father felicaino and lovino finally have a chance at a normal life after moving to america but memories don't fade that easily, scars don't heal that quickly and powers don't just disappear. definite gerita and spamano highschool AU and rated M for violence and other messed up stuff...

What the Hetalia couples would say if they actually read rated M fanfictions on them. Rated T for language and suggestive comments.

America wants to get to know Romano better. Romano just wants to fix the idiot's tastebuds. Conservatively rated for Romano's mouth . 'cause there just isn't enough Romerica out there.

Arthur Kirkland is obsessively and possessively in love with the oblivious and naive, Alfred F. Jones. He just can't stand to see anyone touch what is his, and his alone. He would never let anyone hurt his precious American. Yandere!Arthur, UKxUS/RusAme

"You know where you were." A statement uttered throughout the country of America, regarding the memories of the tragic event that occurred on that one fateful September morning. Everyone knows where they were when they learned about the attack on the World Trade Center in NYC. But where was America? Rated T for violence and gore. Oneshot.

America, feels that he is fat and ugly after the constant teasing from the other countries, but England's insults hurt him the worst. What America doesn't realize is that the person in his mind, who thinks he's unattractive actually loves him and thinks he's absolutely beautiful. Inside and out.

America is going to die in one year. This is an account of how he spends his last few months of life as a nation, rebuilding friendships, fixing mistakes, rebuilding his 'family', and being a hero at last. Cover art by Kenna Cat.

He knew they were just jokes, careless jokes thrown out by others that didn't know the consequences of their words. M for language. Complete.

Things get complicated with Rivaille's squad once Eren magically turns into a child.

This fanfiction I wrote, with a little help with my friend Chloe, is viewed from Norge's eyes. He gets to a party at America's house, and unknowingly gets a bit tipsy. He does things that he'd be too shy to really do, like kiss the man he's adored and loved but pretended to be cold to for so long. This whole story is full of tons of YAOI, if you're uncomfortable with that bye-bye!

America has been busy with his economy and hasn't spent time with England. He kidnaps America for the weekend in order to spend some time with him. What will the country that inherited the title pervert from France do to poor America over the weekend. There's only one way to find out. Enjoy 3 Don't own pictures

After a long, hard day of noble volunteer work, America is completely exhausted. England feels that America's heroism has entitled him to a night of pampering and decides to help him unwind. Established USUK fluff.

What will the Nation's do when their most well-kept secret is leaked, and the World finds out about their existence?

In prison's clutches, Alfred's life is controlled in every aspect. Though there is just one person in his life who holds this control, and it isn't the warden. It's his Russian cellmate, whose intentions are less than pure. Prison AU Noncon/dubcon RusAme slash

After another fail and fruitless meeting, some of the nations demand that England change America to act accordingly and proper. England does just that with a spell and now the world will be a better place right?…Right? Contains smart!America.

America gets up to sing at a karaoke bar. No one would've guessed what song would come out of his mouth. Especially not Russia.

There's a world meeting in Las Vegas, and Romano wakes up the next morning to find he's married to America. Between governments freaking out, nations freaking out, and Romano freaking out, they forget to have the marriage annulled. More warnings and explanations at the beginning. Rated M for a *lot* of swearing.

America and Canada make a teenie, tiny little bet...Come on, what could go wrong? No romance, charming crack fiction qualities. Please enjoy! T for language. UPDATE: I am still writing and I will finish. Thank you for your patience.

America decides to drag Romano to the fair for all types of fun. Fluff and stuff. Romerica

"In America's mind, that was the perfect world. The world where he didn't exist." Rated T for language. VERY SLIGHT USUK, LIKE LEGIT, barely any. Suicidal!America. LAST CHAPTER, I PROMISE. Edit: It's not a chapter, it's a notice.

Everyone has a secret that they haven't shared with anyone before. Alfred F. Jones isn't the happy person he seems to be on the outside. When all hope seems to be lost for him, does he have a friend who will be able to save him in his time of need?

After an unexpected talk with America, Russia wants to rekindle the friendship they shared in America's colonial days. Problem is, as the feelings between them grow, so does the ire of America's supposedly harmless brother. RusAme, Protective!Canada

What happens when America doesn't get to eat his daily burger? The other nations find out the hard way...

Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.

After getting a call from America's house, England rushes over to help, only to find something he never could have prepared himself for. How will he deal with it? Will he lose himself in the process? M for reference to rape, disturbing images and angst.

It hurts more than he can possibly say. But America he has not come this far to break now.

Just what you're looking for. Smutt/Lemon Bondage, Role Play, and other sexy, naughty, nosebleed inducing things

America and England watch a scary movie. Upon America freaking out, England discovers a very interesting trait about Nantucket. What will he do with this new discovery? UKUS; Rated M for language and smexy times. :D

America starts freaking out when he and England are stuck together in an elevator during a power cut. Once he calms down, the two begin to talk, and eventually one thing leads to another... UKUS oneshot with lemony goodness!

Alfred has a shameful secret. Can Ivan help him out of the cycle of self-destruction? Eating disorder fic. RusAme

Gakuen AU. Lovino Vargas moves to America where he is going to high school. Antonio Carriedo, another student at the school, immediately takes interest in the new Italian boy, which leads to something unexpected... Spamano, with other pairings

AU of an AU: Lovino has been alone for so many years. Not only that, but he has been working as a prostitute for 5 years, not that he has a choice in the matter. After an unexpected visit, he's kidnapped by that person. that man... is Antonio Fernandez Carriedo

What happens when you pull Canada's curl? America is about to find out. Hehehee...yaoi...Now a series of one-shots! PWP

Sitting on the kitchen table was a note that laid everything bare.

Having had all his little buddies stripped from him after the fall of the USSR, Russia is all kinds of lonely. He rectifies the situation by kidnapping America for company. Eventual Rus/Ame. Also, there's no torture or super psycho Russia in this.

Russia wants America to become one with Russia by using any means to get America to agree. Will America in the end become with Russia? What would England say about it? Warning Yaoi, Non-Con, and kinks. Not for the faint of heart.

Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.

"THEY SHAVED MY LEGS, ENGLAND! It's never grow back the same!" The nations and their bosses are at the annual ball. There, England finds America wearing a rather interesting outfit. Songfic, OOC-ness, slight UKUS and Spamano

Norway and Denmark get into a little fight on Valentine's Day because Denmark forgot, again and had nothing plan, but Norway can't help but forgive him as he's at fault, too. Yaoi. DeNor.

A meeting of the G8 gets off to a bad start when the hosting nation is more than just a little late. It gets even worse when said nation finally turns up wearing one of those Playboy Bunny suits.

Kenny drags his three best friends on a road trip. Kyle thinks it's to bring them closer to together, but unearths something dark about Kenny instead. This is taken from my Alphabet Challenge but was so good I published it on its own. Mature content, K2.

Series of YAOI oneshots. Alfred is pet and Matthew is master. Follows a basic storyline but is mostly smut. Updated often and hot porno action guaranteed in every chapter! CanadaAmerica ...I take requests too!

"I can do relationships and stuff too," Gilbert snapped. Alfred blinked at him. "Wait…you want to date me?" "Yes! I thought the vibrator and phone sex might've given you a clue!" Prussia/America, sequel to Checking In

England hadn't meant for this to happen. Really, he hadn't. He wasn't France after all. It wasn't his damn fault America liked the way he smelled. UK/colonial!US, deanon from the kink meme.

Everyone knows that Lovino Vargas is not a normal student. He's violent and a loner-avoid at all costs. So what on earth is Antonio thinking by volunteering to tutor the boy? High School AU. Spamano, Hints at a few others but nothing major.

England is sick of America hiding his true feelings so he comes up with a plan to get America to admit it. Complications arise when France, Russia, and China get involved too. England/America and a hint of Germany/Italy!