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Fave Yaoi pairings: Klaine {CANON!!!} (Glee).

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Sam
2. Puck
3. Santana
4. Mike
5. Burt
6. Jake
7. Blaine
8. Kurt
9. Emma
10. Nick
11. Lauren
12. Sue
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Nope. No JakexLauren for me.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Yiss. A bit. It's Mike Chang. His abs are amazing.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? nO NO SUE IMPREGNATING KURT.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Nope. Don't read things involving Emma.. or women..
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? MMMMHHHHMMmmmm... no... incest ain't my thang. Though they're both sexy Jewish boys.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Uhh... BurtxEmma over BurtxNick.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Poor baby cupcake Blainers would go blind... again..
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Err... no. No SantanaxNick.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Oh, yes. Welcome to the Kum ship. :/
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Oh fuck no. No BlainexSue. Done with this.
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet? Yes, I assume. Santana's a sexy lady.
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Nnnno. No Lauren things.
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? No. The first two, yes. Don't add Papa Hummel to the mix..
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? WE'RE NOT BROKEN, JUST BENT, AND WE CAN LEAARN TO LOVE AGAAAAIN
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? SamxJakexSue... "Warning: Sue."
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Nope. Not at all. I mean, he's been in fics at times, but nothing about Burt.
17a. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Sam and Blaine are in a happy relationship until Emma runs off with Mike. Sam, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lauren and a brief unhappy affair with Sue, then follows the wise advice of Burt and finds true love with Santana.
17b. What title would you give this fic? "Sam isn't gay, and neither is Santana."
18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? KLAINE?!?!?! OMG MY BABIES. BRING THEM BACK. OH GOD FEELS.

Update: Fuck all the things. I just use this to check Glee fic updates. (5/27/13)

- Bell Rae