Wait! What's your rush!? What's your hurry! Stop and read a few quick facts about moi.

Stories I shall Read:

Sweeney Todd (Surprised?)

House M.D.

The Dark Knight (Possibly)

Pairings I like:

Todd/Lovett

Cameron/House

House/Cuddy

Wilson/Cuddy

I will not read:

Turpin/Johanna (Goodness gracious)

Turpin/Lucy (Poor thing)

Lovett/Turpin (Are you joking?!)

Cameron/Wilson

Cameron/Chase

House/13

13/Foreman

House/Wilson (It's just a Bromance people)

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"Little girl! Don't touch those squirrels nuts!"

"Everything in this room is eatable. Even I am eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."

"You're really weird"

Sweeney Todd

"What?"

"It's Fop! Finest in the shop!"

"That's all very well, but what are we going to do about him?"

"I blow you a kiss!"

And of course there is the most creepiest line ever...

"Do they think that walls can hide you? Even now I am at your window!"

"No, Not Barker. It's Todd now, Sweeney Todd. And he will have his revenge."

NEVER FORGIVE. NEVER FORGET.

Burton+Depp+Carter=