About me:

Name: Riley (yes, even though it's Riley I am in fact a girl)

Age: 22

Nationality: British.

Profession: Student

Obsessions: Crackier-than-thou fics. Naruto. Bleach. Inuyasha. Full Metal Alchemist. Vampire Knight. Death Note. Doctor Who. Torchwood. Harry Potter. Buffy. Angel. Everything to do with Final Fantasy makes me go into a complete psychotic (good psychotic) fangirl mode.

I'm a shipper for these pairs:

Naruto:

NaruHina - destined to be together! (In a Canon scenario :P)

SasuSaku - Sakura needs to GET A GRIP! But heeey it's sorta cute (again in a Canon scenario)

ItaSaku - cos Itachi's just... phwoarrrrr... and is seriously just made of win, plus Sasuke's reaction would be absolutely priceless.

DeiSaku - This pairing is HOT. Ultimate in Crack but MY GOD. Fancy the proverbial Japanese nosebleed? Go. Read.

KakaRin - Perfect couple, definitely prefer this to KakaSaku.

SasuNaru - Shock! Horror! Yaoi! Whatev people. The sexual tension surrounding these guys could break someone out in hives. And you know it's true. Even the senju for these guys decided to errm... do a special vocal interpretation of the Yaoi... don't believe me? YOUTUBE.

Ones that I despise with a fiery passion:

KakaSasu/KakaNaru - I just can't see this happening in a million years. Really.

NaruSaku - Gradually growing more hatred for this pairing. They're like brother and sister! Plus the fact Sakura always tells him off when she blatantly couldn't kick his ass if he fought back anyway just gets on my nerves.

Bleach:

IchiRuki: DAMMMN.

UryuIchi: HAWTER-THAN-THOU.

IchiNeli: NELI. AS IN NELIEL. Lol. Mainly because I adore Neliel. BEAUTIFUL ANIME-WOMAN that can KICK YOUR ASS. She could teach Sakura a thing or two XD

ByaHisa: So cute! --tear-- daaammmit, imagine what Byakuya would be like if she was still alive. Less of the emo for one. Less of the ice-block for another. DAMMN. OOC Byakuya. THAT IS COMPLETELY CANON.

"HELL NO!" Pairings:

IchiOri: Sorry, I just don't like this pairing. It's like NaruSaku. I have no tolerance for it. I nearly died watching THAT anime episode.

ByaRuki: Brother and Sister. Even if they ARE adopted, they're still Brother and Sister. So NOPE!

Inuyasha:

InuKag: FTW.

InuKik: Whaaat? So I like both? That a problem? I defo prefer InuKag though.

InuKog: XD hilarious.

KogKag: Enough of the unrequited love already!

Full Metal Alchemist:

AlWin, Royai

Vampire Knight:

KanYuu

Death Note:

LxLight: Win.

Not-so-win:

LightxMisa: FAIL.

LxMisa: DOUBLE FAIL.

Doctor Who:

10Rose (so much for Crack, eh?)

Pairings in teh loathe-pile:

10Martha: NO. JUST NO.

Torchwood:

Jack/Gwen, Jack/Ianto, Tosh/Owen.

Harry Potter:

RHr, HG, FWAJ, all the obvious ones basically, and sometimes (weirdly enough) HGSS, because it’s sooooo wrong but DAMMIT it works!

Buffy:

Spuffy, definitely not Bangel though cos honestly could they get any MORE angsty?? WillowTara (Wara? Tillow? LOL) - not keen on Kennedy at all, she annoys me. SOMETIMES Spillow, Xanya is cool.

Angel:

Spillyria – what a couple these guys would make!!, Fresley, cos that Hole in the World episode was just too cute and sad for words.

Fanfics I like reading:

For Naruto - I love reunion fics e.g. ones with the return of Minato (Naruto + Family = CUTE!), return of Rin (Rin needs to come back, just so Kakashi can get some action :P and some happiness, JEESH!). I loved the Tobito Theory up until Manga chapter 398. Oh yeah, I love the Manga, so ever feel like a discussion, feel free :D

For Doctor Who - I'm a huge fan of parodies and I like Reunion fics - minus the smoochiness. The Doctor and Rose were never smoochy, just huggy. Making it smoochy makes them not them (UNLESS of course, they DO smooch when Billie returns in Series 4!). Huggy is always good.

Anyway, about my not-so-completed fics.

I'll always come back I promise - On a permanent hiatus. Sorry, I just can't see myself updating this fic. Ever.

Seeing Red - Hiatus-ness :( - although, I'm likely to finish it around the time of the seventh film, due to the fact the films serve as my muse for HP fics.

Truth and Lies - I am pretty much loving this whole Sakura-has-the-Rin'negan idea...

BUT WRITERS BLOCK HAS HIT ME. NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ;_; MONTHS WITHOUT AN UPDATE. MONTHS! -dies-

I will continue it though. FEAR NOT. IT WILL CONTINUE.

Other fic-idea's I've had:

I may write a KakaRin story named 'Redemption', but I'm still working out the kinks on that one.

ByaHisa resurrection story that is also in the planning stages... ahh, Cracky Canon --evil grin-- My favourite kind.

Anyway, thanks for reading, message me if you want, and if you do read any of my fics, REVIEW! I am a Review-fiend, and suffer long term with the effects of Writer's Block, so help my muse, who loses the will to live without reviews!! Tehe :P

Love to you all