I apologize. I've been updating my story at a snail's pace, and my editors are a tad slow at getting them back to me through e mail.

THIS PAGE AND MY STORIES ARE IN NO WAY SAFE FOR WORK AT ALL.

Furry shipping and smut, basically. It's gross. I'm going to try to be explicit without being heavy-handed and weird. I like the lovey-dovey types of romance, for some reason it consumes my life for months at a time after I watch something. I'm almost positive that even a vague amount of self-reflection on that would unearth a whole load of personality flaws that I'm just not ready to deal with, so instead I'm going to channel it into disgusting shipping fantasies about a fox and a rabbit. I'm a fucking deviant, and my left shift key is broken. It actually broke shortly after I decided that I was going to write gross fanfiction, and that's probably some kind of omen. Sorry.

I haven't done any creative writing since like, 6th grade maybe, so be gentle. Or not, I don't care.

I like romantic shit. Two people that love each other and then ravage each other like animals really gets me worked up. Which means anthropomorphic animals are really just my dream come true. I have denied being a furry, and I have never involved myself in the fandom short of looking at pictures and touching myself. But I watched Zootopia and my life has come to a screeching halt because I can't stop thinking about how adorable of a couple those two would make and it's affecting my sleep schedule. The same thing happened when I played StarFox Adventures, but I had no idea that other people felt like me at the time because I didn't really know what the internet was actually for yet. It's for porn, by the way, and fanfiction smut qualifies, I think. However, after reading the posting rules, I've discovered that I'm going to have to tone it down a bit. Oh well.

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