Me: Good morning/noon/afternoon/evening/night folks, here t'is my fanfiction account.
Crowd: WE WERE PROMISED A HOCKEY GAME!!! *loud boos*
Me: In time, young buckies. Now. This is the section where I say what I am like. So, I suppose I should get on with this before the crowd's aim gets more accurate. *various objects fly past head*

My fav. books are Lord of the Rings series, The Hobbit, The Silmarillion, Harry Potter series, Lord of the Flies, and Stuart McLean books.

My fav. shows are Simpsons, Who's Line, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Hey Arnold, Survivor, Friends, Futurama, Family Guy, That 70's Show, and lots more that I can't think of right now.

My fav. movies are Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Meet the Parents, Mystery Men, Keeping the Faith, Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Austin Powers, Shrek, The Wedding Singer, and a lot more that I'm probably forgetting.

My fav. anime shows/movies are Card Captor Sakura, Sailor Moon, Vision of Escaflowne, Trigun, Blood: The Last Vampire, Mononoke Hime, Ghost In The Shell, X, Akira, and there are more anime stuffs I wanna see but can't yet 'cause I have no money. My favourite manga series is Aqua Knight.

My fav. video games are Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Super Mario 64, Super Smash Bros., Goldeneye 64, Perfect Dark, the Monkey Island series, and a lot more.

So, that's me! Feel free to add me to MSN (my email is starstruck_16@hotmail.com) or AIM (lisachibimoon), but only as long as you are passionate about anime, Monty Python, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, or The Simpsons. Bwahahaha.

Crowd: GET ON WITH THE HOCKEY!!!!
Me: Ah, yes. I like hockey too. My favourite team is the Toronto Maple Leafs, who-
Crowd: *begins to get out of their seats and head down to my box*
Me: Eep! Alright, go read my stories, I fear for my life right now. *runs off*