Phillippa Askiva
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Hello there. If you are reading this then you obviously have nothing better to do than to listen to the Ceiling Cats favourite kitteh going on about nothing.

Hn. There I'm done. Nothing.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, MidnyghtVampyrezz, blessedbyacurse, supernerdy, Ranita 66, destinywriter99, CeilingCatsFavourite.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you secretly (or not so secretly) think that the names like Albus Severus and Renesme Carlie should NOT under any circumstances be forced upon innocent children as legal names, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social, know you're anti-social, and don't really give a care sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you have 10 or more all time favorite books ever copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of american teens would die if Abercrombie & Fitch told them it was uncool to breath, it you are the 8 that would be laughing their butts off... copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give that stupid rabbit some forsaken trix, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If youve ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

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If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile.

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If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile.

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If you've ever started sobbing for no reason copy this to your profile.

95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.

If you have awesome friends who are scary when they're mad put this in your profile.

If you laugh at vengence put this in your profile.

If you've ever stabbed someone with a pencil/pen in a harmless way to release anger put this in your profile. (What if blood was spiled?)

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird… copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If this describes you, copy this into your profile.

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My best friend is insane. If you agree or if you have at least one insane friend copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

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Most people would be offended if someone asked them whats wrong with there mind. copy and paste this onto your profile if you would be one of the few people to say, "where to begin..."

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If you and your friends break out into song in a public area, copy this onto your profile.

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ROFLMFAO.

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Weird Message in Fang's Blog by BlueFoxofWater1569 reviews
Fang gets another weird message in his blog. Now a TWOSHOT!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
A Valium Incident, A Valium Plan by rom.gurl.anna reviews
A silly story about what Angel does when she finds out about the Valium incident in MR3. FAX. Slight Niggy if you use a microscope. POVs from all Flock members, none of whom I own, and maybe even Total, I don't own him either, Read and Review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,939 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete