Jane and Alec's story since Aro found them, and her eternal, strong love for her Master... They are not the monsters the world claims them to be.

What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.

Alright, so this is an ongoing roleplay a friend and I have going through gaia. It has this title since we have an idea of where the story is going, but it might stirr off track and we dont want to make the title not match. Yaoi, graphic, AU.

Damon has to let Rose go to put her to her final rest, and it kills him inside thinking of all the What Ifs. "We could have been happy." A short one-shot about what went through Damon's mind that painful night.

When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!

Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.

Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.

Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY

Something powerful and dangerous emerges from the Sea, following a deep and dangerous instinct. Naga male, BElf female. Sexual content, rated MA. Violence. Short story.

Alice is a seventeen-year-old human. She's married to Aro against her will and has a three-year-old baby against her will . Her life is miserable. Then she meets Jasper, and a new Hope is born...

I got mad at Link. The reason why is in the story. And now, since I feel like making fun of him, I have written this. I will possibly make sequels. But in any case, LINK MADE ME MAAAAAAADDD!

Max and Daniel need to let off some steam. What better place to fight than in a boxing match?

Emmett, Bella's Brother, takes her to a biker bar. She meets some of his unusual friends. When a Bronze haired biker pulls up, can she resist his rugged good looks? Not Continuing, To be deleted in a week

The Cullens/Hales are doing their own things, except Rosalie who has to stay behind and have a sleepover with Bella, for more than a night! What will happen? Read and review! Cannon couples!

Bella and Emmett go with alice to visit her family. When they get there they decide to go camping which is never good for Bella, until a Bronze haired god shows up. She won't want to leave at the end of this Trip To Remember!CANNON, All human.

When the threat of the Volturi returns, no one is considered safe. This family is shattered, the remains will never fit together again, not properly. But maybe with a little hope, they can survive.

A little sequel to Past Problems Catch Up. I'll try to do one of these every holiday. One-shot

When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!

It is 50 years later. Max is married to Iggy, but is still caught between Fang and Dylan! Anne Ride, her granddaughter, lives on Max's legacy. Editing to squeeze back up to the top of the list, since most people forgot it exists...

Because for all the time they spent together, there were certain moments of their past that brought them this close. A mix of Ruka/Kain one-shots.

Bella just moved to Forks. Just started school. Just started to notice things weird. Like what's up with the two blonde's in Choir? Why is there some huge indian guy following a freshman around? Can you say creeper? Sorry if it sucks.

its just something i wrote when i was bored hope you like it! :

When the Cullens, Bella and her Friends get stuck in school because of a unexpected snow storm they play a game...What will become of this adventure? Not even I know the answer! Cannon Couples please read and Review!

Okay so maybe its just another Story about the cullens and their notes...but what happens when they be come obsessed? Pease R&R! Thanks!

Bella has always thought that she loved Edward. That is until they see each other. All the hate and anger building up finally shows her how foolish she was. Can Edward win her heart back Can Alice win her back as a friend? Cannon Couples :

A mix of shots I'm doing based on the Werehog concept. There are so many different possibilities where you can go with that concept!

This is a collection of random times at the Volturi castle... prepare to laugh, cry, and be disturbed. Please R&R

Edward Cullen is a big time actor working on a new film. While Bella and her gay friend Jacob struggle for money and keeping their book store open. Who will help who in the end?

Jasper Whitlock is part of the most hated gang in Washington, his past is hidden deep beneath him, but what happens when he lets a girl get to him? can he stand another let down? Because that's all that seems to be in his life right now, let downs. AH

When another realtionship goes wrong, Bella decides it’s time to take fate into her own hands. That’s why a month later she ends up at the sperm bank... looking at the file of E.C. Colab between Sweet Ciccio and shellyfish! AH/AU fluff with PLOT!

What do you get when you mix two families, two sets of triplets, neighbors, best friends, boyfriends and girlfriends, a single father, the chief of police, two pregnant couples, and crack? Well you get the Cullen’s and the Swan’s of course. AH - ON HOLD

Alice notices that Bella is exhausted while they are studying for finals and Alice has just the thing to help her out- a Monster energy drink. Alice then discovers a whole new side to her best friend that she has never seen before, and its hilarious!

I spoofed the movie a little, I love the movie, but I was bored and this came to mind, so please R&R

Bella has a horrible nightmare, and it seems as if it could come true. This really came from a dream I had

Alice is hurting, but won't tell anyone what happened in fear of her life. Jasper comes in and is trying to help her, when he see's abnormal signs from her. Will she open up? All human.

Alice won't smile or laugh, I found out why. And now, someone will pay. Jasper's POV

Confused about the quotes of the day! Well, I'm here to un confuse you. Or confuse you more... Well, crazy and random answers to all your BD Qoutes of the day wonderings! Full explination inside.-IS BACK AGAIN BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD ME TO D:-

Bella has been in love with Edward since 5th grade, they're seniors now. Edward just might find out Bella's crush on him. All human

I love Victoria, D she is a kick ass vampire

Nessie and Alice play with dolls that look like family members. It turns out as the title says, trust me story's funny, summary sux... as usual.

Edward and Jacob switch bodies for a day....Will they be able to handle Edward in a werewolf body, and Jacob in a Vampire body? What does Bella think?

Sequel to GKOOWM, Alice finds another list... oh no. Join Al, Em, Ed, Bell, Jazz, and Rose as the encounter flirty belly dancers, freedom seeking Elephants, and a monkey named cat! Humorous fun, watch as chaos comes once again!

So this is the set of rules that I set out for the Twilight Characters. It's up to them whether or not to follow them. So do they follow them or not? Weee know! And so will you if you click the little blue link above! Click the link and/or Eddie gets it.

Rosalie's anger has gotten out of control, so Esme takes action, summary really sux, but the story's better.

Sequel to my story Crazy, Bella goes nuts at a baseball game thanks to Alice, after BD.

Rosalie and Alice get in a fight, and start throwing random comee-backs at eachother. Hilarity ensues.

Danny Fenton has lived a ghosty life in Forks forever, then a new girl shows up, a new girl that might just be something different. i suck at summary's i mean who doesn't?

Its a list of things that Cullen's kids can't do, and i star with Emmett and Rosali, Why? because i want,i hope you enjoy it

This is a branch from my story Jasper Just Wants To Have Fun. Rosalie and Edward get revenge on Jasper and Bella.

Edward and Rosalie pull a prank on Jazz, involving hot sauce. My summary's suck I know, the story's way better.

Jasper gets revenge on Edward and Rosalie, Bella helps. Rated T, no lemons.

An adventure with fairy tales.

Edward and Bella are getting married. What could go wrong? Well, you could find out that the bride is a little too close to the best man. Oh and don't forget to throw in that the best man is your already married brother. T 'cause I'm paranoid.

Emmett and Jasper decide to help Edward with something... that involves him and Bella. If Edward won't talk to Charlie about him and Bella sleeping in the same bed, then somebody has to, right? One-shot, Humor

This story takes place in the time line a little bit after Twilight. Charlie is a drunken father that abuses Bella. The events through out the story teach Bella how to be a better person and drawn her and Edward even closer.

Alice and Jasper have a food fight.

Jasper Whitlock is the newest employee at the Brookfield Institution for the Mentally Unstable. But on his first day on the job, he breaks the most important rule: 'Don't talk to the patients'. And even worse, he finds himself attracted to one

This is a list of ways to annoy the Volturi. Please read, and review. Its sort of funny.

I decided to put my iPod on shuffle and try to come up with a story plot for each song that played. I am posting all my twilight stories here. I will try to update quickly. Please enjoy! Rated T because I'm paranoid. Please review!

Emmett prefers to ruin Jasper's quiet time with Alice by presenting Alice with her birthday present, and he doesn't plan to let Alice get away with not using it. Fluff, AxJ, AU

What happens when Carlisle discovers an experimental drug that helps vampires get pregnant? And what happens when all 4 women are prego at the same time? The boys are in for a rough 9 months! Pre Breaking Dawn. Usual pairings E/B A/J R/E C/Es

What happens if Jacob finally snaps after being rejected by Bella too many times, will he force her to be his or kill her in the process Will Edward come back in time to save her or will it be too late for her… or Jacob. WARNING RAPE VIOLENCE AND MORE.

What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!

When the Cullens see their movie, they're enraged. What better revenge than to teach those actors how vampires really do it? This is Vampire Boot Camp.

Jasper kills a little boy and Alice is there for him.

One-shot. Jasper is insecure about his body on his and Alice's honeymoon.

What if they weren't there to save her human life in time, 50 years later her strange new family runs into a family she came to love as a human. How are things going to play out... Rating just in case Bella's P.O.V.

Just remember, I never loved you for what you look like, I love your soul. You may look like this now, but your still my Sonic.” Inspired by the weresonamy scene leaked from Sonic unleashed. Sonamy, Were Sonic. Super short story!

After the accident at the Cullens Edward decides it's best to leave... what he doesn't realize is Bella is pregnant after what was a romantic birthday present from him... What will Bella do? Song fic Within Temptation Memories, more chapters to come.

Yes I know it's overdone but too bad. What happens when my friends and I win a game show, and go to Forks? When fiction becomes reality? When the vampire realm depends on two perverted tweens? Crap, vampires are doomed if it's up to us...

OOC. Hanabusa gets Kaname drunk and they just ramble about stuff. Mainly about underwear. Rated T for slight language....and alcohol consumption.

Post B.D. "How long will we be together?" "Forever." Is their forever being cut short? Nessie won't know and Jacob won't let that happen. He knows it'll hurt her. -Done-

Song fic Jasper is left alone, orphaned by his parents so he joins the army. What happens when he meets a young girl who works at the local café when he stops by before his bus arrives? Will sparks fly and can these two love birds stand the test of time?

Rosalie has a delema... very short story...

It was just another morning at the Cullens house for Bella. She didnt realize how strange things would really be...

Sonic unleashed. the realisation hit me like a ton of bricks. This huge, snarling beast was my Sonic. Sonamy, Weresonamy, one shot.

Yes... he's back

Rewrite of Dogs don't Know... April fools day rolls around and Bella gets an idea...

Late at night Bella called Jacob to chat... seems things aren't as perfect as they hoped...Songfic its not a Jacob/Bella one really I promise

Edward and Alice fight, what does Emmett gotta do to cheer em up? Read to find out