HellaCullenhide bio
 Author has written 7 stories for Twilight. About Me: I have an overactive imagination and insomnia. Music: Music is my inspiration for everything. My favorites are Muse, Tori Amos, Nirvana, Bob Dylan, Phish, and Ben Harper. Favorite Quote: "I could be whatever I wanted to be if I trusted that music, that song, that vibration of God that was inside of me." -Shirley Maclaine, It's All in the Playing Random Stuff: I am a member of Project Team Beta, I firmy believe that Wal-mart is evil, and I have a weird, useless talent of finding 4-leaf clovers. I have hundreds of them. Be sure to visit my other account: http://www.fanfiction.net/~hellacullenduskwatcher to read my collaborated stories with the very talented Duskwatcher, author of A Litany at Dusk and A Matter of Time. Come out and play! Click the link for the Tainted Love discussion forum on Twilighted: For all of you Michael Jackson fans, be sure to check out the thriller series: http://www.fanfiction.net/community/The_Thriller_Series/73970/99/0/1/ Author Update: I just wanted to let you guys know that all of my stories are now on permanent hiatus. I may one day return to fan fiction, but I have no plans to do so in the near future. Thanks to all who read, reviewed, and were touched by my stories. |
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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14868 - Favs: 13,035 - Follows: 5,839 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Training the Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 205,748 - Reviews: 6463 - Favs: 4,973 - Follows: 3,814 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10844 - Favs: 12,321 - Follows: 12,822 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5537 - Favs: 7,134 - Follows: 5,333 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 5112 - Favs: 3,761 - Follows: 3,291 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Litany at Dusk by duskwatcher2153 reviews
Edward's been a solitary vampire, hunting on the edges of society. He rejoins his family in Forks, ready to abstain and runs across a young woman praying. A choice must be made between one's heart, one's desires and one's soul. Darkward ExB AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,502 - Reviews: 5617 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5932 - Favs: 6,264 - Follows: 4,853 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews
New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 120,784 - Reviews: 2475 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Masque of the Red Death by delusionalimperialist reviews
Her blood would be mine. As would she. Once she begged, demanded, and wept for my bite. And she would. The only question was how many would die first." Vampire AU. Mature audiences only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 3,405 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Matter of Time by duskwatcher2153 reviews
Post BD. Canon. The Cullens must face a new threat from the Volturi, even as renegade wolves start taking down their friends. When Jacob and Nessie are theatened, battles that were once walked away from must now be fought. Violence, some light citrus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,201 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Stoically Stitched by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Bella's kept a secret that's eaten away at her. After a self-inflicted injury, she's put into a hospital that tests her strength. She'll find out who she can trust, and who she needs to stay away from. A darker fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,545 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gravity by Abasketcase reviews
AH BxE Bella has a book. Edward has an unfortunate past, dark present, and all or nothing future. Two strangers meet in an airport and find gravity in one another.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,063 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
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Hurricane Bells reviews
Edward thought he had the sweetest girlfriend in the whole world. That is, until a certain time of the month rolled around. One-shot, crackfic, ExB, rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tainted Love reviews
Bella endures life with an extremely religious father. Edward suffers from an abusive home. Find out what happens when they get together and life becomes too real. Not every story has a happy ending. AU/AH, lots of angst and drama.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,571 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Uprising reviews
Entry for the Les Femmes Noires contest. Edward is being held captive by a vampire gone mad. Will a new presence give him the strength to rise above? ExB, AU, OOC, Dark themes including sexual violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Thriller reviews
A date gone bad, a car out of gas, & strange shadows in the dark. Evil is lurking in the town of Forks, and nothing is at it seems. Will Jessica make it home alive? Inspired by Michael Jackson's masterpiece. Part of The Thriller Series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Jessica, Mike - Complete
For The Love of Emmett reviews
Emmett and Renesmee for a fun-filled day of babysitting and a diastrous trip to Wal-Mart. My entry for the Sparkle Snark-ful Humor Contest. AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
You Rock My World reviews
Emmett is on the brink of death after an attack by a wild bear. Suddenly, he awakens to a new life and finds himself in the midst of the goddess who saved him. Inspired by the Michael Jackson song. Story part of the Thriller series. One-Shot, EmxR, Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Smooth Criminal reviews
Chicago, 1939. Edward is an immortal hit man, part of the Chicago underworld. When Bella is attacked and kidnapped inside her apartment, Edward seeks rescue and revenge. One-shot based on the song by Michael Jackson. Part of the Thriller series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete