I love Hetalia! I don't really like Prussia and I hate France!!!! Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol! I love America, Britain, and Russia!~

ANYWHO! I love music, I play the piano, and I love to write! I plan on making a chapter a day! With me you'll never be bored!

Write Down Ten Random Characters!

1. America

2. Britain

3. Russia

4. France

5. China

6. Italy

7. Germany

8. Japan

9. Romano

10. Spain

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Very awkward situations with silence.

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

1 hehe…

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

OMFG! BritainxGermany!?! XD Umm… Probably, “Can I join?” lol! Jk. I have no idea.

Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Aww! Japan is jealous! Um… Six DOES NOT feel the same way… So he asks Japan to ,”Help me!”

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten or seven?

France? Seems likely! XD Probably 2

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

feels the urge to change one to Britain and make things blow up* Honestly, there are hundreds of hamburgers smothering everyone, so…

Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Lol! I don’t know. 4?

Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Haha! China doesn’t care.

Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?

Really? Yes hims does. Well until the sexy numba 1 kicks his ass! :D

Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react?

Doesn’t care.

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Teehee! Your silly!

Nine arrives late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

Because Spain made Romano dress up! Lol wtf!?

Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

I put 9 in a closet with 10 and record! DUH! Five, he blushes and hiccups because he’s cute.

Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

NO!!!!! AMERICA!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cry and murder nine before two can do anything. You don’t want to know the details.

Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Well six can’t do shit so one save them both.

Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Russia is so awesome he doesn’t need food. Japan make sushi from nearby fish.

What might a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

XD Um… Something about pirates

Would Ten and Seven get together?

Yeah no.

Who would make a better college professor: Six, or Eight?

8

Do you think Two is hot? How hot?

200000000/.00000000001 He’s that sexy. Lol. I thought you said one. Okay. 200000000/1

Ten sends Eight on a mission. What is it, and does Eight succeed?

What would Five most likely be arrested for?

XD Stealing all the Shinatty-chan merchandise when he realized he didn’t have enough money.

If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Seven or Eight?

I don’t know… Japan would pull out his katana. Sounds inappropriate! XD) Germany uses fists.

7 and 4 start a conversation about Michael Jackson. How does it go?

4: Ahh it’s Germany!

7:…

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hehe! Not really, no.

Make up a summary for a Three and Ten Fan Fic.

Umm… Russia finds Spain alone.

Me: 0_o??

(Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order)

1. America

2. Britain

3. Russia

4. Italy

5. Romano

6. Canada

7. Switzerland

8. Austria

9. Lithuania

10. Liechtenstein

11. Ukraine

12. Hungary

1) Have you ever read a Five/Ten fic before?

Haha don’t believe so.

2) Do you think Three is hot? How hot?

HOTTER THAN YOU! lol

3) What would happen if Six got One pregnant?

It would be awkward and my friend will now kill me for my stupid favorites placement.

4) Do you recall any good fics about Nine?

Nah, I don’t really read any.

5) Would Seven and Two make a good couple?

I honestly would not know.

6) Four/Eight or Four/Nine?

Four/Eight

7) What would happen if Seven discovered Three and Eight in a secret relationship?

WHAT ARE THREE AND EIGHT DOING!?!?

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a Two/Six fic.

America is missing and the feelings are tense. With nowhere to turn, Britain goes to Canada for help and Canada ends up helping more than they both had thought.

I’m too lazy to count…

9) Is there such a thing as a Four/Ten romantic fluff story?

I don’t think so. XD

10) Suggest a title for a One/Five Hurt/Comfort fic.

WTF

Best. Title. Ever. Lol.

11) What kind of plot would you use for a Three/Eleven fic?

IT MAKES SENSE! HALLEUJAH! Lol!

Finished! WHAT IS THE POINT OF 12!!!! It’s not even used! Wtf?

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Again I'm not pretty but I'm not an eyesore!)
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature.

I like FASTFOOD so I MUST be fat.

I DATE A LOT so I MUST be a whore.

I’m NICE so I MUST be RELIGIOUS.

I’m CRAFTY so I MUST be a hippy.

I NEVER DRINK, SMOKE, OR HAVE TATOOS so I MUST think I’m perfect.

I CARE ABOUT MY FUTURE so I MUST hate those who don’t.

I PLAY PIANO so I MUST be brilliant.

I WOULD GIVE MY LIFE TO SAVE OTHER so I MUST be a good person.

I’M GOOD AT SOMETHING so I MUST think I’m better at it than you.

I CRY A LOT so I MUST be emotional.

I DON’T KNOW WHERE I WANT TO GO WITH MY LIFE so I MUST be lazy.

I LOVE TO TALK so I MUST BE ANNOYING.

I BELIEVE IN DRAGONS, FARIES, ETC. so I MUST be crazy.

I’M AFRAID OF THE DARK so I MUST be scared of everyone and everything.

I ONLY HANG OUT WITH THE SAME FRIENDS so I MUST be a jerk.

I DON’T LIKE TO BE WITH OTHERS A LOT so I MUST hate everyone who tries to talk to me.

I LAUGH AT RACIST JOKES so I MUST believe them.

I HAVE TATOOS so I MUST have problems.

I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST have family problems.

I FIGHT WITH MY FRIENDS so I MUST hate them.

Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[ ]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[ ]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[x]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[ ]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies. (Britain: Hey!)
[x]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[x]You're a good artist.
[x]You can be clumsy at times.
[x]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something. (I don’t know…)
[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ]You would surrender in a war situation. (HELL NO!)
(5/10) PASTA!!!

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ] You’re very stoic and serious.
[ ] Sausages are your favorite foods.
[x]You like to walk your dog.
[x]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case. (Doesn’t everyone lol)
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[ ]You work very hard.
[ ]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[ ]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[ ]You've had issues with money once or twice.
(2/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[ ]You're very mature.
[ ]You think everything over before saying it.
[ ]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[ ]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[ ]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[ ]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[ ]You're good at practical tasks.
[ ] You need time to adjust to new people.
(0/10) D: lol

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x]You love hamburgers.

[x]You think you're awesome.

[x]You love to invent things.
[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[x]You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[x]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business. (MAYBE!)
[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.
[x]You know aliens exist. (I mean, honestly, we can’t be the ONLY ones in the whole entire universe)
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[x]You wear glasses.
(8/10) :D

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[x]You like tea.
[x]You were quite tough as a kid.
[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical.
[ ]Your cooking is awful.
[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (My motto is “Believing is not deceiving!”)
[ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ]You have tried doing black magic before.
[ ]You get drunk quite easily.
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
[ ]You're good at embroidery.
(4/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ]You're very affectionate.
[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.
[ ]You like wine.
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[ ]You love red roses.
[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.

[x]You're very proud of yourself.

[x]You love culture and the arts.
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You say you're a gourmet .
(2/10) ONHONHONHONHON

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ]You had a very sad childhood.
[ ]You're very tall.
[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.
[ ]You love sunflowers.
[ ]You love vodka.
[ ]You can seem intimidating to other people.
[x]You're very strong.
[ ]You have a big nose.
[x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people. (Well not scare them but still…)
(3/10) I love Russia, though!

China (Wang Yao)

[ ]You're very mature.
[ ]You're very superstitious.
[ ]You're very religious.
[ ]You love pandas.
[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[ ]You love Hello Kitty.
[ ]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[ ]You work hard. (More like you wok hard! Sorry my immaturity is showing…)
[x]You're good at drawing.
[x]You like sweets.
(2/10) PANDA!!!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[ ]You are very well-raised. (I don’t know!)
[x]You're polite. (Well, unless you tick me off.)
[x]You love classical music.
[x]You like cake. (I love anything sweet)
[ ]You have a mole on your face.
[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
[x]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
[x]You've composed music before.
[x]You tend to call people 'morons'.
[x]You wear glasses.
(8/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[ ]You're often ignored by people.
[ ]You look younger than you actually are.
[ ]You love hockey.
[ ]You love polar bears.
[ ]You hate fighting.
[x]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy. (kinda)
[ ]You often get mistaken for someone else.
[ ]You feel under-appreciated.
[x]You're bilingual. (Japanese! :D)
[ ]You always carry a bear with you. (WHO IN THE REAL WORLD DOES THAT!?!?!?!)
(2/10)

Cuba

[ ]You smoke.
[ ]You're very physically strong.
[x]You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
[x]You like hot weather.
[ ]You can be very friendly from time to time. (I’M ALWAYS FRIENDLY!!!! FUCK YOU!) XD Okay I’m just kidding.
[x]You look very tough on the outside. (If I feel like it)
[x]You make a very nice role-model. (Maturity is not something I want! If a rolemodel is well behave, then be it, but I think that creativity is more important)
[ ]You don't let people get a word in edgewise.
(5/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[x]You have a potty-mouth. (Yes but never around my parents!)
[x]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[x]You used to be a very tough kid.
[x]You're very reliable.
[x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
[x]You're very faithful.
[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
[x]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[x]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
(10/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x]You're very loyal.
[ ]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[ ]You're very serious.
[ ]You have a lot of patience.
[ ]You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[ ]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc.
[ ]You're not very confident.
[ ]You were quite rebellious as a child.
[ ]People tend to walk all over you. (If a person walks over me I'll cut off their feet lol)
[ ]You're a born worrier.
(1/10) D:

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[x]You're very flamboyant.
[x]You're quite hyperactive.
[x]You can be quite goofy.
[x]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[x]You're very wary of strangers. ( Sometimes)

[ ]It takes you ages to come out of your shell. (It takes like two seconds of talking to me)
[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions. (Definitely)
[x]You get up to lots of crazy antics. (They’re not crazy! Lol)

[x]You love ponies (They’re so cute! What did you expect?)

(9/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[ ]You're quite mean-spirited.
[x]You're a bit of a hooligan. :3 lol
[x]You're very loyal.
[x]You're very good at tactics.
[ ]You hate Russia. (HELL NO!)
[x]You love to fight people.
[ ]You can avoid marriages quite well. (Wait what???)
[ ]You like drinking.
[x]You want to become stronger.
(5/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[ ]You are clueless about things around you.
[ ]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
[ ]You're very responsible.
[x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[x]You love churros.
[x]You help people in crisis.
[x]You are quite random.
[ ]Somehow, you like bananas.
[x]You often offer food to people. (I love giving my food to others. Sharing is caring. Right?)
[ ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.
(5/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot.
[x]You like to order people around. (I have those bossy momentos)
[ ]You're a scaredy-cat.
[x]You curse a lot. (Only with my friends)
[x]You go drama depressed when people ignore you. (lol)
[ ]You tend to blush easily. (Aww! Romano is so cute!)
[x]You are lazy like hell.
[ ]You love tomatoes a lot.
[ ]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[x]You get defensive at the slightest comment. (Mind your own business!) jk

(6/10) Didn’t I do this one before….

Lol I’m like a mix between Hungary, America, Austria, and Poland! I love it!

Now I sit me down is school
where praying is against the rule.
For this great nation under God
finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
it violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange, or green,
that's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
and pierce our noses, tongues, and cheeks...
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible,
to quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
and the 'unwed daddy' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
we're taught that such 'judgements' do not belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
study witchcraft, vampires, and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
no word of God must reach the crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
when chaos rings the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen.

If you aren't ashamed to do this,
Please pass this on.
Jesus said,

"If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father." (if you pass this on, you will be accepted into Team Awesome-ness)

I like the idea of this. It’s like the modern-day bible.

*girl dies in movie* HAHA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!!
*guy dies in movie* Ahahahaha you were useless anyway!
*dog dies in movie* WHAT THE HELL! WHY WOULD YOU KILL THE DOG?

SO TRUE!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK,

When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN,

When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE.

And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

I do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (What?! I always do that!) So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this into your profile.

If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is to long and your loving it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good, if you think this is true copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, paste this in your profile.

If you're reading this instead of doing something you really need to do, copy this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.

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Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

is in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

FRIENDS:Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! (I think someone is watching me and saying exactly what I do)

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME" (ME!!!!)

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. (Uhuh!!)

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. (If you press recall, it will ALWAYS be my friends')

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." (lol!)

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... (Sure can!)

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. (Yerp!)

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" (So me!)

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. (Well duh!)

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: lunch buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. (I sure hope so!)

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'/ 'Seven days' (OMFG That's so me!)

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!! (Hehe. I did)

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sorry...

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