Shinonu: Yo, readers.

Kikyoki: Hi.

Shinonu: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to the readers.

Kikyoki: I know. I was saying hi to them.

Shinonu: Anywho, our first story is really, really demented. Read it at your own risk.

Kikyoki: But please read it.

Shinonu: At your own risk.

Kikyoki: And after you read it, review it.

Shinonu: Unless you don't like it. If that's the case, then go away and never come back.

Kikyoki: Ever. Unless you randomly decide that you like it, then come back and review it.

Shinonu: ANYWAY! I'm Shinonu, as if you couldn't tell by looking at where it says "Shinonu" next to the dialogue.

Kikyoki: And I'm Kikyoki!

Shinonu: Yeah...R&R whatever we post.

Kikyoki: And you'd better like it!