Centralia Curriehide bio
 Author has written 31 stories for LXG, Seinfeld, Harry Potter, The Adventures of Superman, Lois and Clark, Smallville, Psycho, Misc. Tv Shows, 13 Ghosts, Space Cases, Awake, Star Wars, and Jaws. Welcome! Miss Centralia is a hopeless dreamer, spontaneous napper (not that I'm proud of that...), fiercely independent soul and lifelong explorer. Started school at two. Published my first article (in the school newsletter) at six. I've been writing ever since. Status Profile Age: 29 Home: Northern USA/wooded forestland Beverage of Choice: Iced coffee Holiday of Choice: Independence Day Lives For: June, July, and August; and my quasi-annual mystery conventions Likes: Fashion/styling, drawing, reading, cooking, mystery novels, and the paranormal/unexplained Actively Watching Reruns Of: Unsolved Mysteries Usually Seen Wearing: Jeans, flats, and a black leotard Dream Job: Azkaban guard Story Status Updates "Happy New Year" and "Dr. and Mrs. Henry Jekyll" are pretty much abandoned. I'm sorry. "The Marauders' Match" is a work in progress. One of these days, I'll finish it. |
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Lucius and the Shrink by notwolf reviews
After the war, Lucius is sentenced to see a psychiatrist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,584 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Lucius M., Severus S.
The Secret Diary of Lucius Malfoy, Deathly Hallows Edition by obsessmuch reviews
Lucius Malfoy experiences a severe mental breakdown after his release from Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Complete
Don't Make Me Kill You by darthluna01 reviews
AU Scenarios from the life of the "Vader" family, in which Vader's patience, fatherly worth, and sanity will be tested. Severely. -- "LUKE! Drink your blue milk - don't make me kill you!" And not to mention his children's.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,255 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker
The Prison Diary by TriumphV8 reviews
Set during HBP. Lucius is in Azkaban and keeps a diary of his time there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Lucius M.
The Talk by Katie Ladmoore reviews
Vader must do the most awkward thing as a parent: giving Luke "The Talk." Luke asks some rather odd questions, and awkwardness ensues! AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Crucible by Lady Liadan reviews
100 Drabbles Challenge - what would the year of Deathly Hallows have felt like from Lucius Malfoy's perspective? Read all about it in his diary - 100 drabbles, 100 pages of memories...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Hermione Sue and the Prisoner of A Cuaron by Delylah reviews
A parody of the Movie Version of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, written by two less than pleased fans. Read all about SupHermione! and her adventures.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,228 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
When You Are Here by Hermione Eveningfall reviews
This is a sequel to a story I'm about to write, which is called Needing You.I had a version of the first story on here before, but it was filled with many flaws, so Im redoing it. : This has been revised, too, just FYI. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 82,235 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 11/9/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Waking a Miracle by AriaAdagio reviews
Clark Kent, in an attempt to escape his past and start over, moves to Metropolis, but his efforts are in vain. In this rewrite of The Pilot, ghosts of the past are never far behind, and neither is a sparking collision with Lois Lane...
Lois and Clark - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,124 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - [Clark K./Superman, Lois L.] - Complete
That Charming Smallville Hospitality by LordLanceahlot reviews
When 17 year old Lois Lane finds herself stranded, alone in Nowheresville, commonly referred to as Smallville, Kansas, she is taken in by a kindly farmer, his wife and their lonely, 18 year old son. And she can't wait to get back to the city... right?
Lois and Clark - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,122 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Year of Differences by Slytherin's Cliffy Queen reviews
Fanfic of the 'sixth year' pre OotP and consequently pre HBP....kinda odd, but finally I am uploading the rest! bunch of ships...COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,939 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts High by Siriusly Amused reviews
COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE! Hogwarts High is a normal high school. The HP kids have no magic. This is a story about normal kids attending a high school with a weird name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,822 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Confrontation by Panzergal reviews
There has to be a reason why Henry Jekyll turned out the way he did.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/7/2004 - Published: 1/23/2004
Kieran's Encounter with Dr Jekyll by Krisis86 reviews
Kieran is a servant in the household of Dr. Jekyll...and strange things have been happening as of late. Okay, so it's kind of based on everything to do with J&H. Note: My muse is back, and I know where I'm going! More updates! Hooray!
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,830 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2004 - Published: 11/30/2003
Shake the disease by Logospilgrim reviews
Severus Snape has become allergic to porcupine quills and as a result, no potion can cure the Potions Master from a hellish flu... Will the hospital wing and the whole of Hogwarts survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,650 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 10/31/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
LEAGUERS II by Jack Borroughs reviews
EPILOGUE: What does Mina have instore for Dorian?
LXG - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,153 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004
LEAGUERS by Jack Borroughs reviews
The Epilogue is here: Nemona, Edward, Skinner and Elain are all in cohots to steal that MovieReel of Mina and Dorian, and I fully describe it!
LXG - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,102 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/11/2004 - Published: 1/16/2004
A New Era by Panzergal reviews
LXG fic. The League are called upon to retreive an important weapon from a masked villian. However, things go horribly wrong as they end up in a place where they do not belong at all.CHAPTER 9 is here! Please R&R!
LXG - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,817 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2003 - Published: 9/5/2003
The Marauders: A Biography by G.L. Fairywinkle reviews
A biography of sorts! Find out about Peter's Squib"ness", Remus' social life (or lack there of), James' "hate" of Lily, and Sirius' psychotic mother!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2002 - Sirius B., James P.
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The Basileus Mansion reviews
AU. Arthur Kriticos, looking to save some money, moves his family into his Uncle Cyrus' boarding house. The other boarders seem okay, but there's something very sinister about Uncle Cyrus. Why does he keep threatening to banish everyone to the basement? (Warning: slightly OOC.)
13 Ghosts - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,860 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2018 - Published: 2/13/2014
The Force Arrives at Grandpa's reviews
Set several years after the last story in my Star Wars series, Luke is a pilot for the United States Air Force. Leia works for the United Nations. When her son becomes unruly, she and Han send him to live with his grandfather in Naboo, Nevada, where- as usual- nothing is quite normal.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 7/8/2016
Back on Dry Land reviews
Martin Brody survived his first rendezvous with a shark, but has come down with pneumonia. As he rests and recovers, he reflects on the love he has for his wife. Oneshot. Rated T for sexual references.
Jaws - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Complete
To Trap a Sadist reviews
After Dr. Jinn is attacked by a supposedly unknown assailant, Luke bonds with his father as they work together to try and trap the man they think wounded him. Set in the same AU as the rest of my fanfics.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,181 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader - Complete
A Slow and Steady Recovery reviews
Sequel to "Murder at Empire Corp." Luke has been traumatized by his father's actions and has just been released from a depression clinic to go live at the Lars farm. Upset and medicated, he awaits a more hopeful life. AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,751 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Luke S., Leia O., Owen L., Beru L. - Complete
Murder at EmpireCorp reviews
When one of Darth's estranged former co-workers is found dead, the police are stumped, but Luke and Leia Skywalker believe that their father is the culprit. How can they prove him innocent? Warning: very AU. A companion to my other two stories.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,957 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader - Complete
Han, Don't Make Me Slap You reviews
In this story- a continuation of "Dad, Don't Make Us Kill You"- Leia teams up with her worst nightmare to get back at a kid who's been bullying Luke. Warning: AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Complete
Dad, Don't Make Us Kill You! reviews
The Skywalkers are a normal family living in a normal town on planet Earth. Luke and Leia are sixteen and attend high school. Their father, however, is a workaholic who often neglects his family. How can his kids convince him of what's really important in life? Warning: AU. Vader is slightly OOC.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,257 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader - Complete
A Chat with Rex
Detective Britten confronts Rex about the message he left on Tara's phone as he was in custody. A cute 'awwww' moment between father and son. Oneshot.
Awake - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Michael Britten, Tara - Complete
The Marauders' Match reviews
It's the gang's seventh year, and there are lots of changes to the Hogwarts staff, including a DADA teacher with a Jekyll and Hyde personality and the world's cutest Transfiguration teacher. Can either of them be of any use to the Order?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,055 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 12/14/2005
The Secret Diary of Lucius Malfoy: Prisoner of Azkaban Edition reviews
Lucius Malfoy is keeping a diary again. Read all about his Muggle TV obsessions, superhero fetishes, and confusion over his cousin-in-law's escape from Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Complete
It's Her Birthday, Too! reviews
What if the mysterious egg from "It's My Birthday, Too" really did contain a baby Andromedan? How would the crew of the Christa accommodate her?
Space Cases - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2014
After the Drama reviews
Set after the episode "Who Goes Where." Radu is feeling guilty about what he did; can he bring himself to feel better? Oneshot.
Space Cases - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Complete
Stranded!
"The Ghost Writer" fic. Elizabeth Strack has to go on a trip by herself, leaving Cindy stuck in the creepy mansion with her new stepfather and stepbrother. How will she survive? Rated T for supernatural elements.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,849 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012
A Feverish Notion reviews
Suffering a chill from going out in the rain, Norman wonders what he's going to say if anyone shows up to the Bates Motel looking for Marion. Oneshot.
Psycho - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Complete
The Adventures of Little Clark, Part III reviews
It's Clark's first Christmas, and he isn't finished showing off his abilities to Maamaa and Daadaa. The fourth part of the Little Clark series.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,981 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Jonathan K., Martha K. - Complete
The Adventures of Little Clark, Part II reviews
Jonathan and Martha's little toddler has even more surprises in store for his parents...including super speed. The sequel to "The Adventures of Little Clark."
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,952 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Jonathan K., Martha K. - Complete
The Adventures of Little Clark reviews
A sequel to "Raising Clark." This time, Jonathan and Martha learn that their new son, who's still struggling with the language, has extreme strength. How will they be able to handle this?
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Martha K., Jonathan K. - Complete
Raising Clark reviews
The Kents discover that their new son doesn't speak and doesn't seem to understand their language. How will they be able to raise him? Baby Clark fluff.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Jonathan K., Martha K. - Complete
Lex's Ultimate Plan reviews
Superman is sick, and Lex Luthor is willing to take advantage of the situation, eventually leading Superman to his death. Takes place during season one, right after the episode "All Shook Up."
Lois and Clark - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,161 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Complete
A Woman's Thoughts reviews
Takes place immediately after "Wedding of Superman" episode. Lois Lane is very depressed as she reflects on her dream and her lack of a love life...until her hero comes to save her once again. Oneshot.
The Adventures of Superman - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Complete
The Medication reviews
Sequel to The Bleach Pen. Jerry dates the actress who dumped George. Kramer and his girlfriend take advantage of a new restaurant's dining policy. Crazy Joe Davola is back, and is coming after Jerry and Elaine. Rated T for a kidnapping.
Seinfeld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,672 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
The Schizophrenic reviews
Elaine dates a man with two personalities. Kramer has a holiday job at Macy's. The holidays are stressing Jerry out, and George celebrates another Costanza family holiday. Rated T for a murder.
Seinfeld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
The Bleach Pen reviews
George takes advantage of Jerry's illness to date a beautiful Broadway star behind his back. However, his relationship is ruined by a bleach pen given to Elaine by Kramer's new girlfriend.
Seinfeld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
The Birthday Song reviews
Jerry is dating a dance teacher whom Newman also admires. George is going to be on TV for the Yankees. Kramer gets a job as a waiter, and Elaine's birthday is coming up.
Seinfeld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete
Dr and Mrs Henry Jekyll reviews
It's Henry and Mina's wedding day! But will everything be as perfect as their dreams? Or will be it a big disaster as usual? Still kind of in progress...
LXG - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,483 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004
Almost Perfect reviews
Henry Jekyll's dreams, both professional and emotional, are finally coming true! However, when an old foe comes back to haunt the League, will his dreams last through the drama?
LXG - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,360 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/6/2004 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Complete
Among the Angels reviews
Jekyll is mentally depressed, even on the verge of suicide. Can the Nautilus' newest passenger, McCane's mysterious exwife, help him out? A fantasy fan fic.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,063 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2004 - Published: 1/13/2004 - Complete
Happy New Year! reviews
The League celebrates New Year's Eve on board the Atlantica, ringing in the year 1900. Sort of like a little sequel to my last story. Still kind of in progress...
LXG - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 12/29/2003
Mina's Poem to Dorian reviews
This is the poem that Sawyer and Skinner dance to in Happy New Year. I recommend you read that first before reading this.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Complete
The End of the LXG? reviews
None of the members of the League are speaking to each other, but when one of them gets captured, will they put aside their differences and come to the rescue?
LXG - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,196 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Complete