All I wanted was to go about my days and live my boring life in this mountain town I call home… but this is South Park, so obviously shit is going to go down. Craig's life takes a dramatic turn because of one secret and Kenny will do anything in his power to help him. The question is, does Craig even want help? Written with scarylolita

Karen McCormick is stuck in an endless cycle of hedonistic pleasure, not realizing that too much of a good thing isn't good at all. Kenny wants more for her, but words don't mean a thing unless you practise what you preach. Try as he might, Kevin can't seem to keep his younger siblings in line. Slash, Crenny.