Kent doesn't know when he started smoking; he doesn't know when he stopped, either. It had never been a permanent thing. Just… intermittent. (Chandler/Kent; complete.)

Chandler's not lying when he tells Miles he's not gay. He's just not entirely straight, either. (Chandler/Kent; complete.)

Everything's inconsequential, in the end. Isn't it? He's just been dunked in the Thames, and he's still got to take the bins out. (Chandler/Kent, kinkmeme prompt fill, complete.)

Neither of them are very good at this, but they're fairly competent people. They catch killers for a living, after all. It can't be that much more difficult. (Chandler/Kent; complete.)