This is x 1InaMillion x

My name's Sabbie. That's short for Sabrina =) I live just north of London :D Aggh I don't know which I like best! Skiing or Twilight??

MY STORIES

Chapter 10 - Pictures of Treasure

and

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Chapter 10 - Picture of Treasure's Mum

Chapter 10 -Picture of Indigo (Treasure's brother)

Chapter 10 - Picture of Aurora (Treasure's sister)

-Lady-O-Twilight a.k.a Karina is the best person i've ever met and I consider myself privilaged to call her my best friend. LOVE YOU!!

Favorite:

Band/Artist = RHCP or Muse or Taylor Swift

Tv program = Friends or 90210

Food = Lasagne or cookies

Fruit = strawberries

Drink = Nesquick strawberry milkshake

Book = His Dark Materials / The Time Travellers Wife / My Sisters' Keeper

School Lesson= Drama / English

Sport= Badminton / Skiing!!

Actress= Abigail Breslin / Dakota Fanning

Actor= Will Smith / Ricky Gervais / Ben Stiller to name a few!

Animal = Dogs / Dolphins

Breakfast = Special K Bliss. With a hot chocolate. Or honey shreddies! ~drools~

Colour = Blue. Preferably sparkly :D

Shoes = Trainers

Ice Cream = Strawberry

Holiday = California

Song RIGHT NOW =She Wolf - Shakira

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible.

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious. OTHER use...?)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

If you found these just too funny, put them on your profile too!

Dear Jacob,

I win.

Sincerly, Edward.

Put this on your profile if you think it was cruel to put the letter 'S' in the word 'lisp'.

- Bella's going to stare at Edward in a minute. Look normal. - Alice in Midnight Sun.

- A hundred yards away, Mike Newton was lowering Bella's limp body to the sidewalk. She slumped unresponsively against the wet concrete, her eyes closed, her skin chalky as a corpse.
I almost took the door off the car. - Edward in Midnight Sun.

And, by the way, I adore you...in frightening, dangerous ways.- Edward thinking in Midnight Sun