Updated June 2015:

Came back here because of some random story link...OMG! It's been forever and now I am just older, my kid is a sarcastic teenaged asshole (who I love dearly), I have an English degree but no job (but thankfully a hubby who hasn't dumped my unemployed ass), and I read a bunch of Teen Wolf slash on AO3! Most everything else below is still correct...

I'm 40...why am I still talking Twilight!?! [Smut and the girls at Twitarded!]

Bunch o’ random shit about me:

My husband of almost 15 years and my 11 year old son are spoiled rotten!
I am back in school (thanks to a layoff after almost 10 years, but I digress) Go AZTECS!!
I love going to school except when I realize that I graduated from high school before some of my classmates were born!
I love to bake; cookies and cupcakes are my favorite.
My avatar is a picture of penguin cupcakes that I made for my brother’s 25th birthday.
I am a comma Nazi! I love ellipses and exclamation points…and over-use them frequently!! And I start sentences with “And” WAY too often! And ALL CAPS EQUALS YELLING!!
I hate folks that get their “your” and “you’re” confused or any other contraction for that matter!
I have a bad habit of saying y’all and have even said, “All y’all” before!
“Nother” is NOT a word!
I try to write better than I speak and I get really mad when I make a mistake on something that I...publish, for lack of a better word.
I tend to over-share, over-stress, and over-eat! [Probably should have been first on the list!]
I am a full-on canon pairings girl! The reason I love fan fic is because I know that E and B will be together eventually...and I screech and moan and cry until it is all okay! [I amend this with Jasper/Bella being ok, and Jasper/Edward being fuck-yeah!]
I am an Edward POV whore! And I LOVE me a swearing Edward! :)
I REALLY like the word “fuck” and especially like “motherfucker!”
I have been to Forks twice, thanks to the Twitarded girls, and have met some great people there!
There are a ton of fics that I never finished because of fucking school! One day, I will amend this!
Because of school, I have become a one-shot whore! In and out, wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am…oh yeah!
I'm a sucky reviewer, but I am trying to be better.
I could, and would, go on forever, but…

Sweden_Sara is the devil and is “forcing” me into the 21st Century by helping me with Twitter and Google Docs! I feel so cool now!
Twitter is just_jeni71 (I’d link it but I am not THAT cool!)

See ya, twat waffles! :)