PLOT TWIST

there's actually two of us - LAURA SHALL BE IN ITALTIC (LIKE SO) AND JACOB SHALL BE IN NORMAL WRITING.

We're from the magical country named England.

It rains alot.

I'm older and wiser.
(14)

He's gonna die earlier.

She likes animals too much.

He cares too little about animals. (Call the RSPCA)

NO-ONE IS A VEGETARIAN

I'M NOT A VEGETARIAN WHAT IS GOING ON

THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR

LET US END OUR PROFILE HERE

p.s we write this on teamviewer (google it)