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Joined 05-06-11, id: 2901078, Profile Updated: 05-30-12
Author has written 9 stories for Glee, and Mortal Instruments.

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Currently on hiatus from the internet. Sorry, dears. One Thing Forever True will be updated soon, for teh six of you who care...


Hello, I'm Halsey. (Don't ask. If you do, I will claim I was named for the Paul McCartney song.) Don’t you dare call me Bull. Or Admiral.

I love music. I hate war. I am American. I speak English. I like boys, I wear clothes. That's all you really need to know.

Escept that, though I am A) a teenage gril and B) guilty of rarely updating, I am a serious author. (currently writing an original novel... major WIP!)

YOU CAN SKIP THE FOLLOWING TWO PARAGRAPHS, UNLESS YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MY FANGIRL PAST. c:

I had OJD for several years, and had finally recovered when Nick announced his role as Marius in Les Miserables (my absolute favorite musical), throwing me back into a fit of fangirldom I had until that point been targeting at Glee. Specifically Kurt.

Also, when Dan signed on for HT$ Iw as super psyched. I thought life could get no better. Then DARREN CRISS signed on as his replacement, and I was all, OMGLEE! THat was pretty cool. But Nick Jonas, the love of my tweenage life is going to replace him. My three loves. One role. Life is good. (I loved Dan from the ages of 4-9. Then came the JoBros. And then I discovered AVPM. Potterhead crack. AND DARREN JOINED GLEE, my favorite show. So yeah.)

"HATERS GONNA HATE, BUT KLAINERS GONNA KLAINE!!" -Yelled by my lovely cousin at her anti-Klaine, anti-gay friend. FARKLESPARKLEify is my cousin, she. is. wonderful. If you like my writing check out hers because I am her beta/cowriter and have helped with her stories a lot! CHECK HER OUT!!!!!!!!

I write/read/dwell on Glee fanfiction. Mostly slash. I am a very large Kurt CoBlaine fan.

I also like other fandoms. Again, mostly slash.

BUT: I am super-obsessive about OOC ness. I only ship canon. Never non-canon. Especially straight characters in slashy situations. Or vice versa. Or couples that hate eachother. O.o (Like, I hate Faberry. Makes no sense. But hey, to each their own.)

Huge pet peeve: people who fic real people. Too many people do really disrespectful things, like ship band members. I have seen so much Super Junior smut. Aye. And the Ryan/Brendon. (Though I have seen some justified arguments for the couple...) and the worst: Waycest and Kaulitz twincest. (Frerard is tolerable, Killjoy-era, anyway, if you have listened to Danger days... ;)) How disrespectful is it to ship real life people together? Well, I have seen some pretty good CrissColfer, so it's not all bad, but most IRL pairings are just unjustified. And, fanfiction has rules against it!!! So you won't be seing any from me. But I can't judge. Just be respectful, fellow ficcers! These are real people.

But, hey, write what you want.

I write what I write. Hope you like it!!

I am a pretty young ficcer, so bear with me. I am only 14, which surprises people because I am very political and opinionated. And I like to think I’m a pretty good writer, but like any teenage girl, I have a tendency to get hopelessly wordy. I like adjectives. c: But who doesn't?

"I like romance. That's why I like Broadway musicals, because the touch of fingertips is as sexy as it gets." (Kurt Hummel) I love vicariously through my fanfiction. Who needs a boyfriend when you can have cute pairs of boyfriends? :D #Girlswholikeboyswholikeboys

Sorry if you took the time to read all that. LOVE YOU ALL.

--H

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3881 - Favs: 3,579 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7823 - Favs: 8,415 - Follows: 7,819 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Queer as Folk Alphabet by Fly Raven. Fly reviews
Moments between characters on our favorite show based on the alphabet. Pretty self explanatory.
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,966 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Brian K., Justin T.
Klaine Cookies by farklesparkleify reviews
Klaine fluff. Includes Kurt and Blaine making cookies!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
All I wanted? by tearing-atThe-seams reviews
Marius was the target, or so she thought. ExE
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,575 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Eponine, Enjolras
Welcome to the World of Gleek Facebook! by BM22OwenstinaKB reviews
It's facebook time! What could the New Directions and Warblers be up to this time? Centered to all of the Glee couples but specially featured for Klaine! Full of mayhem, craziness, sadness, love, drama, and the wisdom of one, Mr. Bang-Bang!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 164,087 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Fates Are Now Writers by SciFiGleek reviews
A package comes for Kurt, with a script inside labeled "Glee". Everything in the "Glee" script comes true the next day. But when the veil between Kurt's world and our reality becomes blurred will he be able to find his way back?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,845 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Once In A Lullaby by arainymonday reviews
On his way to Dalton to spy on the Warblers Kurt is transported to another world where all lost things end up. There he meets Blaine and gets a chance to find himself again. An AU Season 2 modern fantasy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 163,681 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Wild Horses by happyinchintz72 reviews
A local PFLAG scheme uses the lost art of letter writing to bring people together. - AU but using as much canon as possible - 12 Chapters in Total plus a two part epilogue
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 156,541 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Bamboozlement of One Wesley Hughes by another pointless penname reviews
"That makes you the queen!" It was during times like these that Wes truly hated Kurt Hummel. "All I need is the tiara, then. Could I borrow one of yours?"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,837 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Wes, Kurt H.
Tears that No One Will Ever See by xxXAngel of InsanityXxx reviews
When Kurt's abusive uncle moves in with him, he finds himself in strange situations, but will they ever find out before it's too late? And what secrets is the new girl hiding? And why are the boys suddenly all over him?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,598 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
The Pink Triangle by Official Scroll Keeper reviews
An AU World War II fic. Blaine and his family are Jewish and are sent to Dachau where he meets Kurt who is forced to where a pink triangle around the camp. Blaine understands what the pink triangle means and realizes he is like Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,346 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Perfect Life by Moonyshoes reviews
A potpourri of angst, fluff, and smut. Rated M for the smut part. And very strong language. Just Kurt and Blaine going through life, being in love, and figuring themselves and everyone else out.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,394 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Klaine with Hats by khartofire reviews
"Kurt's eyes were wide with shock as he stared at the wall in horror. 'BLAINE! There's a DEAD HUMAN in our HOUSE'" Poking fun at Canniblaine! Based on the FilmCow masterpiece "Llamas with Hats." One-shot. T for minor character death and cannibalism.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
If Only I Could Read His Mind by Blame-It-On-The-Alcohol reviews
Ever wondered what Kurt and Blaine's thoughts about each other were before they got together? How about they tell you themselves...straight from their journals! Romance and angst, and some humor too. Lots of Wes and David subplots! Rated T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,141 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kurt's Birthday by HobbitatHogwarts reviews
It's Kurt's birthday and he gets tons of surprises! Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Barbra Visits Dalton AKA Rachel likes Yentl by GrangerGirl26 reviews
Rachel finds out that Barbra Striesand is guest speaking at Dalton, and decides to dress up as a boy to get in. Loosely based on Yentl Klaine, Faberry, and there will probably be some Brittana : Rated T right now, but it might go up. Language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Sometimes You Need More Than Courage by xSlythStratasfaction reviews
After having another one of his terrible recurring nightmares, Kurt is consoled by Blaine. It is during this consolation that Kurt realizes that he really knows absolutely nothing about Mr. Blaine Anderson. So, what's the backstory behind this dreamboat?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,227 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Freedom by Kironomi reviews
Kurt writes in his diary in a coffee shop, observing Blaine.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Vanishing Disappointment by bjaarcy reviews
Kurt and Blaine are reacting to the fact that they both dropped the major "L-bomb" on each other. Ugh, lame title and summary but it's canon, oneshot, mindless fluff x3 Be warned: s2x22 spoilers.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Savior by wrappedinflowers reviews
People can find where they least expect it.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,258 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - D. Karofsky, Sam E.
He Doesn't Think in Metaphors by lyricalmadness reviews
No, he is seventeen; he does not write love sonnets in his head or wax poetic about finding the other half of his soul.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
You know you're obsessed with yaoi when by AuroratheFallenAngel reviews
The title explains all...
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
Boy Meets World by KENZI-CHI reviews
England has had feelings for America. America has had them for England too. However, when they start dating England's fairy friends start to disappear! England wants to be with America, but he's scared of losing his childhood friends. What'll he do?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,572 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2011 - America, England/Britain
Playing the Part by Juliet Hummel-Anderson reviews
Blaine Anderson is hiding something huge from everyone: he's secretly Darren Criss, the world famous superstar with a platinum album and tons of adoring fans. Can he trust Kurt, who happens to be in love with 'Darren', with his monumental secret?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Raise Your Glass by Aspen Starlight reviews
Blaine was still in shock that he had taken that extra step with Kurt, and made their relationship one of 'more than friends'. He didn't want the feeling to ever end. Missing scenes for "Original Songs", focusing on Blaine and Kurt. Kurt CoBlaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Grass Stains by busybee6563 reviews
Kurt didn't complain when he got grass stains on his new Marc Jacobs jacket. He'd enjoyed rolling around on the lawn with Blaine too much to say anything about it. A few things Kurt didn't do. Klaine/Kurt Coblaine fluff. Rated T to be safe.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Shuffle Challenge by Keinami reviews
Ten stories about ten songs. Blurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Precious by Kironomi reviews
Blaine and Kurt were supposed to have a normal Saturday in Westerville.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Month, A Week, And Three Days by LaniLaniDuck reviews
"Why does everyone take me seriously when I talk about that?" Kurt mused. "My Step-Brother, my Dad, my-" he stumbled over his words for a second. "-Blaine." He finished lamely, his cheeks turning quickly to a rosy, adorable pink.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Easy by hernameiseponine reviews
Blaine's thoughts about Dalton and Kurt's audition
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
You Know You're Obsessed With Hetalia When by ChibiDryad242 reviews
Okay, I know these are overdone, but whatever. APH is copyright to Himaruya Hidekaz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Complete
Queer as Folk New York by Annjeela reviews
Post 513. Brian follows Justin to New York. Thanks to Spontaneity and Maipigen for beta work. Remember reviews keep the plot bunnies coming. Sorry for the slow update, my muse is having a hard time.
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 93,370 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008
A Fate Worse Than Death by Riannamation reviews
AU. SeiferSquall. Shounen-ai yaoi. No Sorceresses- Poor Squall has got enough on his hands, being forced to stay within 5 feet of Seifer on pain of a miscast Doom spell. (R for Sex, Blood, Language, SquallAngst and Seifer Being a Pervert) {COMPLETE}
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,479 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Complete
L A Miz by The Lark reviews
Yep, it's another story with the Les Miz characters in modern times. Written very late at night.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,498 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2003 - Published: 3/26/2003
Eponine's Inferno by Beezer1 reviews
In which Eponine dies and gets her comeuppance. Written in response to the idle idolaters who think Eppie was a saint.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Eponine
One Miz, Two Miz, Red Miz, Blue Miz by Jehan's Muse reviews
Les Mis in rhyme. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2002
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One Thing Forever True reviews
Kurt, an effeminate young man in provincial France, just wants to be loved. Blaine, a tyrannical prince, is incapable of loving anyone but himself. When Kurt stumbles upon Blaine's castle in the woods, both of them are changed forever. Disney Rated T.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,392 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
You Moved Me reviews
On his and Blaine's anniversary, Kurt finds this email on Blaine's computer, dated a year ago to the day. Short and Sweet, R&R if you will.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
New York New Year reviews
Klaine fluff, ringing in the New Year. :D well, not only fluff. R/R I wrote this fast.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Aftermath reviews
In the wake of the GAP attack, Jeremiah's life is a mess. JObless, single, and upset over his boss's display of discrimination, he turns to his best friend Cory, who helps him know he'll be alright, in the aftermath. Rated T for language... so far. :D
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Jeremiah
Magnus Bane Was A Surprisingly Terrible Kisser reviews
You'd think after 8oo years he would be a better kisser. Alec was finding out the hard way that this was not the case.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Dear Old McKinley reviews
Glee told with Wicked titles, and song references-not a crossover. Kurt is bullied at McKinley, and travels to Dalton, where he meets the Warbler of Dalton. Ultimately AU. Forgive the summary!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Lovesick: A Collection of Shuffle Songfics reviews
Here are my attempts at shuffle challenge oneshots, focusing on Kurt and Blaine. Rated teen for mild language/sexual themes in some stories.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Kurt Smells Like Teen Spirit reviews
Blaine gets a new car, and Kurt gets a new... girlfriend! Conclusions are jumped to, and angst is experienced. Kurt CoBlaine oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Judgment Day reviews
Kurt and Blaine's first "I-love-you" on May 21, 2011. Also my first post... Fluffy little Kurt CoBlaine Oneshot. :D
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete