Hi. It's me! I'm going to tell you a little about me so stay or Akamaru will bite you.

Name: Ryan

Age: Find out for yourself

Gender/Sex: Male

Fav Naruto Character: Akamaru (With or without Kiba. It doesn't matter)

Why: He's a ninja dog! I think he would look awesome with a Leaf Village headband!

Least fav Naruto Character: Shino

Why: He's just emo, plus he uses bugs, which is weird.

Fav Game: Naruto: The Broken Bond

Why: I just can't stop playing it.

Biggest Flaw: I'm obsessed with Akamaru...But it's fun!

Funny quotes and conversations from my friends:

"We're so uncool, but it's so much fun!"-Larry

"I'm a fan, but I'm a former fan-boy."-Phil

"Why you have Bhudda in catholic school?"-My spanish teacher (She's not my friend)

"Boobs, beer, and ice cream are manly! Why ice cream? Because gay guys like frozen yogurt!"-me

Conversation between Phil and me:

Me: "You're such a nerd."

Phil: "No. I don't go 'oh my god! It's Naruto! He's soooooo frikken awesome!'"

Me: "Well you did the hand signs and called out the name of the jutsu in fifth grade."

Phil: "Actually, I just did random movements with my hands."

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Another conversation between Phil and me (we were just joking around when this happened):

Phil: "So Ryan, how's your girlfriend?"

Ryan: "F you!"

Both of us laughed loudly!

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Funny Naruto Quotes (Not real):

"Akamaru fell into my pants yesterday."-Kiba

"I have to go to the bathroom. BELIEVE IT!!"-Naruto

"Let's make a sand castle."-Gaara

"I never miss my target! Oops. I missed."-Tenten

(To Lee) "You're such a great person! Now kiss me!"-Guy/Gai

"I love my family. That's why I killed them all and put my brother through emotional hell."-Itatchi

"I'm the only girl of my siblings. I'm also the only one who doesn't wear makeup..."-Temari

"The byakugan can see through anything. Anything!"-Neji

"I'm going to be big and strong and homosexual just like Guy Sensei!"-Lee

(To Ino) "I'm not gonna do the fucking twenty hit combo!" -Shikamaru

Two much 'time'
A Zelda short.

To get the Master Sword you need to go to the Temple of Time, play the Song of Time using the Ocarina of Time to open the Door of Time and pull the Master Sword from the Pedestal of Time... I'm surprised it's not called the Sword of Time...