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Joined 01-12-06, id: 968990
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Hey! I am a single 27 year old man who lives in Sunny Florida with my mum and kid sister. my dad left when I was 6. I've never forgiven him.

I've had a few on off relationships but noone I'd ever want to settle down with. Anyone out there interested in a guy with his own push bike who can stay out till 10 weekdays, 12 weekends? Like I said, I'm 27, I have curly black hair, a wiry physique and big puppy dog eyes.

My passion is fan fics. Here are some of my favourite ships:

Dracohermione

ChoHarry (see enduring colin for a great one)

MeCarmenElektra...oops! I guess I should keep that one quiet!

I also like singing. my favourite song is 'Lean on me'. I'm not sure who it is by. But whenever I hear it I am taken back to this magical night out on Parker's bridge, with Julie the french exchange girl...my she looked beautiful that night.

A lot of people say I look like Leonardo Di Capiro. I personaly think I look quite a look like my sucky son of a bitch of a father. He's only about a stone heavier than me, and a bit more lined and jowled, well from what I have seen anyway. The other day I tried drawing him from memory, but my line faltered as I tried to sketch his chest, his hips, his legs. Oh, thats another thing about me. I'm an artist. I specialize in crazy cartoons. I think I have got my own style. But I cry when people copy my ideas. But dont be thinking I'm one of those 'sensitive artist' types. I love watching basketball as much as the next man. go titans! I have big plans in life, I dont intend on staying in my mum's house forever. Just till I'm fourty...

I also love Sci-Fi. Star trek is always a treat, but my particular favourite is Xanadu. Yeah yeah, I love the graphics and the way that the characters step right out of the boxes and the boxes are all different shapes and sizes. I'm not crackers see? I know you will all be thinking I'm nuts. Mm, think nuts, peanuts, or do I like almonds best? no, I know, cashews, no wait! mum's pecan pie, its so good I can feel tears in my eyes as it slides down my throat.

sorry about that. I went travelling last year (somewhere exotic - India) and the one thing I missed most? My good ole ma's home cookin'

Thanks for listening guys, you have been great. And please, feel free to send me an email or a message if you like where my heads at!

Weep one last tear for me reviews
What to do when a friend does not want you, i don't know but don't hurt yourself my love...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G.