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 Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, X-Files, Hunger Games, Glee, Big Bang Theory, and Parodies and Spoofs. Like my pen name suggests... I'm only really here for the party games. OK, in reality my name is Jess, I'm 24 and I've spent the past few years living all over Europe. The likelihood of me writing - or, let's face it, reading - any serious fanfiction is very slim. However, I'm always up for a good parody. My fanfiction life used to be devoted to ACMSES until they got a wee dose of Cerberus Syndrome and the party games stopped. I still love them though, go check them out: http://www.fanfiction.net/community/The_Anti-Cliche_and_Mary-Sue_Elimination_Society/65729 If I ever write anything on here again, it'll likely be for them. |
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Insert These Are Our Moments Here by Library Arcanium reviews
Anti-Cliche and Mary-Sue Elimination Society oneshots. Through all our adventures, some stories are nothing more than brief flickers, but are more valuable than gold. These are some of these tales, moments frozen in time...Runoa: The Librarian's Archive
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,703 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 6/5/2009
The Quirks of Jim Kirk by Dark Satirist reviews
Jim Kirk has many quirks. Here are twenty-six completely unrelated, random, crackish insights to his life. Emphasis on crack. Contains some mild cursing, Spock logic, and McCoy's hyposprays.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 51,544 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/2/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Seventh Circle by Tenebrielle reviews
Featuring Kirk, Spock, Bones, and Chekov. An away mission gone horribly wrong lands Kirk and the team in a mysterious prison. Can Kirk figure out how to save them all before it is too late? Rated T, full warnings inside.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,925 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Playtime by KLMeri reviews
AU. Fun times ensue at Little Star Academy and Pike begins to realize that while he may be the adult, he's definitely not the one in charge. - COMPLETE
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,828 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Complete
My Own Interrupted Iowa by T'Pinto reviews
Jim invites Spock home for an old fashioned Christmas in Iowa and soon realizes that his feelings for his First Officer have grown much deeper than the mere friendship he was trying to foster.Fun and Romance ensue. First Time fic. Slash. Some NC-17 cont.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 260,453 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Insert Cliched Halloween Clipshow Here by Mei1105 reviews
Its Halloween, and the Anti-Cliche and Mary-Sue Elimination Society are having a party. But the Sue threat does not sleep, even for Halloween, and something very strange is going on...
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,543 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
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Insert Frankly Disturbing Shipping Here reviews
An Anti Cliché and Mary-Sue Elimination Society fic, originally destined for the shipping contest. A collaboration between Here for the Twister and James Firebrand. That should say it all, really.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
Insert Complex Physics Term Here reviews
Someone familiar is popping up in the Big Bang Theory fandom... but not where she'd be expected. An ACMSES fic.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Complete
Insert Classic Show Tune Here reviews
Things are amiss in the Glee fandom with a familiar face seemingly coming back from the dead. Could a little 'Bad Romance' be in order...? An ACMSES fic, don't count this as anything resembling serious.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Complete
Insert Slightly Flaming Metaphor Here reviews
An ACMSES fic. There's a Sue in the Hunger Games Fandom and Jess is despatched to sort her out... but she's eerily familiar to the baffled Agent - is she drunk again! T for language and innuendo.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Complete
Insert Pun On Genetic Mutation Here reviews
There's a Mary-Sue loose in the X Files fandom... who better to send in than the Society Agent who... is a bit useless, to be honest. An Anti-Cliché and Mary-Sue Elimination Society fic. Rated for language.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Insert Sparkling Shipmates Here reviews
A parody expressly made for The Anti-Cliche and Mary-Sue Elimination Society - Edward Cullen meets the ultimate Mary Sue and somehow, they're on a very familiar ship. As the plotholes spread, how will this be resolved?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete