Shmee-B
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Joined 05-07-11, id: 2903343, Profile Updated: 03-27-12

Hello, my name is; Shmee-B, and I'm here to RULE AND ENSLAVE ALL! Actually, I'm joking, heh heh, very funny, right? *whispers to himself* Glad I fooled them all, my plan was almost ruined!

Gender: I'm a lord, not to be mistaken for a lady

Interests: Interests, you say? Well, the question should be what I'm not interested in.

Well, fine. What are you NOT interested in?: Better. SLASH (It's a common trait among my family, thank God.), the colour yellow, certain kinds of white buttons, chick flicks... would you judge me if, perhaps, generally speaking, I, maybe, like good chick flicks... if they are good of course! (O.o) Vegetables, people who are so arrogant as to deprive anyone else of their own opinion unless they have the same one, bias people, lying people, cheating people, and screaming people. Just stop screaming already!

What does your world revolve around?: First and foremost God . I love him so much! Though, will admit honestly, I AM NOT PERFECTO, I MAKE MISTAKES. Manga such as Volcaloid, The Black Butler, a little Bleach, maybe Death Note and the Legend of Zelda. Music. Food, and maybe (if I have the time *blows fingers*) family. :D

Favorite quote :

"Your audacity stuns me." Unknown.

In a gangsta family such as the one I have, there are certain and proper positions of great power when taking over da world:

Father: The Money-Maker, he brings home da bacon.

Mother: The Peace-Keeper, but considering there are so many of us, she does not get the job done half da time.

Fealome: The Grimm Reaper. He sucks the life from you and your brain, and he looks like a grimm reaper, not gothic, but grim.

Puppet White: The sacrificial lamb. If you are in trouble, just throw her at your attacker and her doll-like appearance will keep it distracted long enough to get out of there, but beware, she can snap at anyone she deems unworthy of her presence. HA HA HA!

The twins? Well... I can't think of a use for them... except for maybe destorying everything they get their dirty paws on.

I'll review if I like your stuff, but if you want a real review (not flame), ask them. I'm too lazy to do it myself. :D

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