hey all paper here or dream you could call me. I have 2 accounts the other one is A MYSTERY!! so if through some fluke yuo are reading this my real profile is on the other account. all of my stories and stuff. i only really use this account for favs and alerts. but heres some thing funny

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

( I sooooo fell for this same order and evey thing ah how sad )

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10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long) --ya i do it

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)--i tried it didn like it never tried again don evn wanna try drugs beer tastes like cough syrup, i only drank it by accident though

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)--i wont even say anything, although for the record walmart is better, what can i say i try new things

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this) --oh yeah

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)--who would steal from gramma i target my parents

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Can fight anyhow...just start them.) --i start em and finish them i love a good brawl

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)--ok i admit im to much of a good goody to to have done it yet

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)--oooh planned for never

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it") --yeah well i am quite imaginative...

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)-- thats just mean

ok i was completely serious about all of those, so if ya wanna learn more about me or i guess quill here i have broken all of the teenage commandments and have the 7 sins down pat

Greed-check, my waffle crisp, my ipod , my soda MINE!!

Envy- doesnt everyone feel jealous, at least i am honest enough to admit it.

sloth-- have you seen me in the morning...or afternoon

Pride-- yeah im proud, i dont accept help often and refuse to be insulted

Lust- im an 15 year old girl with hormones coursing through my veins

Gluttony- yeah well ever see me with cheetoes?

Wrath- yeah i get angry really quickly and have a sharp tongue.