Hey y'all!! It's moi Paola!! Here's some stuff about me=))

Favorite actress: Reese Witherspoon=)

Favorite singer: Taylor Swift=

Favorite band: Duh!! JONAS BROTHERS

Favorite color: Blue,black and pink...I like black and pink together=)

Favorite store: Limited Too...hahaha joke...I have so many faves!!

Favorite TV show: JONAS,Wizards of Waverly Place,Gossip Girl,Hannah Monatana,Americas Next Top Model,Parental Control,Date My Mom,Unfabulous

Favorite music: A mix between pop and rock

My age: toot!!

Foods I hate: Weird looking food...and if it has a weird smell too

People I hate: People who say that they hate the Jonas Brothers,Selena Gomez,Demi Lovato,Miley Cyrus and other popstars...if you people dont like them,why bother telling those who do like em that you dont?

Some relationships I adore

Nelena:nuff said

Smitchie:I hope they do get together

Seddie:I'm glad they kissed

Kanielle: I hope the last long!!

And relationships I hate

Niley:they did make a cute couple...not!!=((

Naitlyn: who made that ship up?!

Jiley: It's Joe and Miley,again,WHO MADE THAT UP?!

I'M SORRY
that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
and only because they dont talk about hooking
up with girls in their music.

I'M SORRY
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.

I'M SORRY
that you joke at me for being in love with them
and only because you dont know them,
and haven't given them a chance.

I'M SORRY
That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you dont have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.

I'M SORRY
That you think their music sucks
and only because they arent talking about
getting drunk or high.

And most of all I'M SORRY
that you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music. And
you haven't even thought about the fact that
girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

If Nick Jonas said breathing wasn't cool, 95 percent of the girl population would die. Put this in your profile if you would be that five percent that was smart enough to know if you don't die, u can have him all to yourself!

Hello Beautiful,

It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now, I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseparable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down I'm Still In Love With You. I don't wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdog in this situation, but I Am What I Am! I've been sending out an S.O.S hoping you'd help out some Poor Unfortunate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. I want you to BB Good to me, but I'm a One Man Show. Sorry, I can't help that I'm Burnin' Up for you. It'll only be A Little Bit Longer until you are Pushin Me Away. My heart is on a Shelf because I Can't Have You. And everybody knows that I Live to Party. Well, I got bit by this Lovebug and now you've Got Me Goin' Crazy. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye!

Put this on your page if you love the Jonas Brothers!

~Jonas Brothers~
~It takes 1 second to love their looks~
~It takes 1 hour to love their songs~
~It takes 1 day to fall in love with them~
~It takes 1 lifetime to forget them~

~I pledge to make peace~
~Between Jonas Brothers~
~Haters and Fans,~
~And be part of the~
~Solution-not the problem~

you know you're a true jonas bros fan when..

- your life goals include something about planting cotton candy trees
- at random times, you ponder the 'if a tree falls, and no one's around to hear it, does it make a noise?' theory
- you definitely know wha fantastalistic is
- when you see something you like, you yell 'SHOTGUN!'
- NJ.. IS off the chain..
- jobromance?! you wish you could have one of those..
- you can name every one of their songs off the top of your head
- you have joe's 'the cd is out' dance memorized.. down to the cape
- when joe did 'the look' on bonus jonas, you squealed
- your new favorite pick up line (even though you may or may not be a diabetic) is 'slow down sugar, cuz I'm diabetic!'
- you wish at 7:05 instead of 11:11
- on joe's birthday.. you threw a birthday party with your friends; cake, singing, presents & all
- lately you've noticed you've been drinking a lot of orange gatorade..
- starbucks, 2 miles'nuff said
- you quote the jonas brothers in almost every sentence
- you randomly 'EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING FOR THE POOL' blurt out JB related things
- you can honestly admit that you are fully obsessed.
- ..JB wall.. again, 'nuff said
- if you see them on the cover of a magazine, you have to buy it
- you cried when you heard about nick and his diabetes bless him..
- since that day, he's pretty much been your number one hero
- your parents know as much about the three as you do.. maybe a little less, but almost..
- you've annoyed anyone who'll come within a mile radius of you
- sometimes you just watch DC to catch the jonas brothers 'bonus jonas' time
- you know the words to 'Nick J is off the chain' - and you agree with it
- when you see someone who looks like Joe, Kevin, or Nick, you have to get really close to them just to make sure it's not a JB
- CORN POPS?! I want some..
- for some reason, every small thing reminds you of one of the boys. baby bottle pops.. butterfingers.. cotton candy.. screwdrivers.. and possibly water bottles
- you wish your name was Mandy.. and that you were born in Australia, but currently reside in California
- your ipod consists of JB and nothing but JB
- ..even your family can sing the words to atleast one of their songs
- JB IS ON TV! everyone around you knows not to touch the remote or they will lose an arm
- fantastalistic! and poned are part of your daily vocabulary
- you know how the jonas brothers started- AND you can name other songs besides the usual three that FAKE fans name. SOS, Hold On, Year 3000
- you ARE dj danger..
- joe has no anger problems.. he's completely and utterly.. NORMAL in your eyes
- you love God for giving kevin that one sick day, where he stayed home and learned to play the guitar..
- you just stare at people who ask if nick's hair is NATURALLY straight
- if someone were to play you in a movie, you'd want it to be johnny depp as jack sparrow.. playing you
- you like your crowds medium rare
- you know what 'campfire' is..
- the JB's routine before a show.. you know what they do and in what order
- you miss the 'joehawk' but the new hair is cute too
- ..sometimes you just like to listen to the sigh songs from back before nick hit puberty just to miss the old times
- you miss the old days, when the jonas brothers weren't quite so famous, but you're also proud of them for getting this far
- you'd vote Nick for president ANY DAY
- you honestly think that there are no cars in oklahoma, just because joe exlaimed it
- AAR = a group of douches who need to be shot.. just because they badmouthed JB
- joe said the world is only covered in 70 water.. so he must be right, no doubt about it, he's always right
- nick is a stud muffin - you agree with joe 100
- when something is illogical, you HAVE to say 'yo, that's illogical, I can't have it' and you can say it with a straight face
- you pretty much threw a part when you found out the the jonas brothers reached number one internet sold album
- frankie is most definitely the cutest little kid alive. ever.
- ..you know they're really the only guys that age who can pull off the tight pants look
- you remember the days back when kevin was a complete nerd, and joe was a little weirdo
- you even sat through 20 minutes of that show DLIFE just so you could see them for a whole of 5 minutes
- just because you can; you comment their myspace once a day.. it's tradition!
- you think it's deadly hilarious that kevin broke his sidekick the first day he had it
- you KNOW that joe is superman, and that he's from planet XZ315.. he doesn't lie, he only tells the truth
- you've watched every video of theirs on youtube so many times that you could probably say the words outloud
- you know what happened to nick's first purity ring, and where he got his new one
- ..you know what the purity rings symbolize
- if someone asked you if the JB's were really married, you'd laugh so hard you'd cry, then you'd go serious and nod, saying 'yea, to me'
- you're still a huge fan of 'It's About Time'
- since kevin watches music videos when he first wakes up, YOU DO TOO
- OH, and you nodded and smiled while reading through this
- ..and of course you just have to repost it because you're a true fan

If you have O.N.J.D (Obsessive Nicholas Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.J.B.D (Obsessive Jonas Brothers Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.F.J.D (Obsessive Frankie Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.J.J.D (Obsessive Joseph Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.K.J.D (Obsessive Kevin Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

"God sent us angels, and their names are Kevin, Joe and Nick."

When life hands you lemons, throw them back and yell...

"I WANT THE JONAS BROTHERS!"

Peace.Love.Jonas

Live.Laugh.Jonas

Live.Love.Jonas

Favorite Jobro quotes:

"It doesn't matter if life it getting you down, with Christ you have everything," Nicholas Jonas.

"Live like your at the bottom, even if you're at the top," Joseph Jonas.

"Girls with a strong belief system are beautiful in a great way," Kevin Jonas.

We live in a world
Where people pretend
That they are true fans
Well, this needs to be put to an end.
They fake like they know them
When in reality, they know squat
They act like they love them
Well, this acting has to stop!
They only notice their looks
Instead of what is deep inside
They never notice their music
And us real fans know it, those fake ones can't hide.
They don't know any songs
And they can't sing along, well that's not right
Whether it is Mandy, S.O.S, or Seven O Five.
They rate them for the wrong reasons
On scales of one to ten
Always picking Nick and Joe
But never Kevin.
He know he's treated differently
That much is true
Well, fake fans don't care
I sure care, do you?
They buy up all the tickets
Just so they can see their asses
Well, our boys can see through them
Those fake fans need some glasses!
They get to meet them before us,
The true fans in the stands
They just want to date them
Just like all the other bands.
Sure they might be pretty
And sure they might be smart
But their insecurity won't ever get
Their faces implanted on their hearts.
They will always go for us,
The real and the true
I am not a fake fan, but the question is...
Are you?
If you love and support these boys
You'll put this on your site
And always listen to their songs
And love them for reasons that are right.
Look past the faces
And dig deeper within
And discover the true beauty that lies
In Joe, Nick and Kevin.
Wow How awesome and true is that!?

Love Me.Hate Me.

It's still an Obsession.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile.

If you love Camp Rock, copy this to your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Jonas Brothers to the point of insanity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you support Nick Jonas, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think everyone should just get off Miley's case and let her live, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a wall(more like walls) dedicated to your favorite Jonas brother (all of them!!), copy and paste this into your profile.

If your singing in your head right this second, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is Jonas Bunny. Copy and paste Jonas Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

(\JB/) I am Jonas Bunny.
(='.'=) Fear me.
(")_(") JONAGE! lol~Put this on your profile if you are a true Jonas fan~

Please repost this on your profile if you feel the same way and help me to spread the Jonas love! (And if it helps create a few gentlemen in the process, I say... Good! The world could use a few more.)

Favorite JoBro Quotes:

"It doesn't matter if life it getting you down, with Christ you have everything," Nicholas Jonas.

"Live like your at the bottom, even if you're at the top," Joseph Jonas.

"Girls with a strong belief system are beautiful in a great way," Kevin Jonas.

Camp Rock:

Shane: "One word: payback." Jason: "That's TWO words!"

Shane: "I gotta finish what I came here to do." Jason: "Finish my birdhouse, right?"

Jason: "Yeah, no go backs; it's like the golden rule." Nate: "No dude, the golden rule is tell the truth." Jason: "Dude, then it could be like the silver rule." Nate: "Why is it the silver rule?" Jason: "Ok, fine! The copper rule!" Nate: "The copper rule?" Jason: "Give me a hint, at least!"

Hannah Montana:

Nick: "That dude smells really good." Kevin and Joe slap the back of his head.

Joe: "That's our song! ... isn't it?" Kevin: "I don't know, my ears are full of melted brain." Nick: "I kinda liked it." Joe and Kevin slap the back of his head.

Nick: "You're like a legend dude, uh sir, sir dude."

Nick: "You? I shared my nachos with that guy!"

Kevin: "We're such big fans." Joe: "We love your music!" Nick: "You're pretty!" He gets slapped on the back of the head by Kevin. "Pretty good with the singing and and dancing you do. Wow, you're pretty."

Youtube:

Joe: "Hey, Kevin, what are you doing in there?" Kevin: "Oh, you know... stuff." Joe: "Awkward."

"My name is Mufasa, I'm king of the land, I'll come smack you with the back of my hand." Kevin intruding on Joe's rap.

Joe: "I wanna record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us."

Kevin: "Hi guys, we're here, making another video for you because you're awesome and -" Joe: "Whee!! I'm a ghost!"

Nick: "So please, please, vote for us, guys, we love you." Kevin: "And maybe if you vote for us we'll carry on...burnin' up the charts!!" Joe: "YEAH!" Nick: "Kevin, you're sooo not funny."

Joe: "My secret is...I am an actually an alien from the planet XZ315." Nick: "You are such a freak."

Joe: "Watch me do a flip!...Oh crap!"

Joe: "Look at Nick, he's a stud muffin."

Interviewer: "What is your favorite store to shop at?" Nick: "I don't shop." Kevin: "Salvation Army." Joe: "Limited Too. And Payless Shoes."

Interviewer: "What is your favorite restaurant?" Joe: "Limited Too."

Fan Question: "What is your favorite animal?" Joe: "Barney...if that's an animal."

Joe: "Mereal and Cilk."

Joe: "Yo ma name is DJ Danger. They say it's dangerous to open umbrellas inside, but I AM DANGEROUS!"

Joe: "Have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Quaziggyziggyzam."

Joe: "I went to the year 3000!" Nick: "Yo, that's illogical, I can't have it."

Joe: "Hold on...to your bike...here's hold on."

Joe: "I got my library card and I'm checkin' you out."

Nick: "Slow down sugar cause I'm a diabetic."

Nick: "My dog tag says Nicholas Jonas diabetes because I have diabetes." Joe: "You have diabetes?!" Nick: "Yeah, Joe, I do. Isn't that crazy?"

Joe rapping to a kid's alphabet game: "Aw, you don't know what the letter is. This is the letter O-o."

Joe making fun of Kevin's picture: "Hi I'm Kevin Jonas and I'd like to sell you a car!"

Nick before he goes to bed: "It's time for the most exciting part of the night...retainer time!"

Joe making fun of obsessed fan girls (like me): "OMG! Nick you're so hot oh!"

Joe making fun of IM: "Like, like, lol!"

Joe: "I wonder if the Muffin Man has a grill? Oh yeah! Of course he has a grill!" Kevin: "He didn't say grill, she said 'grill'. As in, teeth grill." Joe: "Well, he has a grill. A muffin grill!" Nick: "It's not a grill!"

Joe: "Rice moves? Oh, nice moves, Joe. What kind of rice is that? Rice moves, don't eat it."

Joe (in a southern accent): "I'm gonna kill you... with my gun. And then I'm gonna put you in the trunk of my car and drag you to the desert. And then I'm going to bring you home and make sure you're okay."

Joe: "I had Barney fuzzy slippers!"

Kevin: "Why do you have a knife?" Joe: "I don't know." Nick: "That's creepy."

Joe: "The device I can't live without is a toaster."

Joe: "Hi, I'm Enrique Iglesias."

Joe: "Hi, mommy, hi. Can you draw my curtain, please?"

Joe: "Everyday at three o'clock I become a different character." He dresses up like a nerd. "I'm allergic to flowers. I'm allergic to ocean water and... dental floss. I'm allergic to air." He falls, pretending to die. Later on... "Hey, all the ladies are going out with me, Nick." Demi Lovato comes in. "Hey, lady! I got a new library card and I'm checkin you out!"

Joe: "I just found out that Poptarts taste better if you put them in the oven or microwave." Kevin: "You're supposed to put them in the toaster." Nick: "Yeah, that's why they call them POPtarts!"

Kevin: "They don't have instructions on how to crack an egg! It doesn't say, 'CRACK THIS'." Nick: "Yeah, that's because you don't have to!"

Nick: "Yeah, I know this is supposed to be a romantic moment, but I just hit my funny bone on my guitar and I'm just stalling until it goes back to normal."

Nick: "What's up guys? I'm just chillin' here. A lot of you guys think I don't like to talk, that's kinda true, but it's just because I don't have anything to say. I'm just kidding." He looks for his brothers. "Okay, guys, you can come back now." No answer. "I think that they actually went away."

Nick: "I love Poptarts. I always have it with milk. If there's no milk, I'll freak out on everybody, like 'where's the milk?!'"

Kevin: "Hi, I'm Kevin and the thing you don't know about me is..." He picks up an Xbox remote. "This remote is the only thing that controls my body."

Kevin: "Hi Popstar! My biggest secret is that I have to make my bed before I go to sleep. It doesn't have to be made after I wake up, but I have to make it before I go to bed." Nick: "Hi Popstar!. My secret is, I don't do that."

Kevin: "Yes! I want to get my motorcycle license immediately!" Joe: "I don't need no license. I ride a motorcycle any day of my life." Kevin: "Yeah, we'll see that!"

Today my friend told me that Limited Too is not a restaurant, it's a store, and that you can't shoot bacon out of your body! She also told me that Quanziggyziggyzam is not a holiday. She told me that the Jonas Brothers were not alive in 1923 and that the earth isn't covered in 75 percent water and that there are cars in Oklahoma! She also told me that no one can go to the year 3000! And, oh! You'll never believe this...she told me that there is no such place as Wisconsin, Ohio and that Joe secretly isn't Superman! She also told me that Kevin wasn't controlled by an X-Box remote! Psh, next she'll say that Kevin wasn't voted for Sexiest Men, Joe's not funny and Nick doesn't have diabetes!

They told us that we were crazy and we said, "We knew that a long time ago." They tell us to stop talking about them and we say, "We can talk about whoever, whatever, whenever we want." We don't care what anyone says. We won't stop talking about them, thinking about them, wishing for them, listening to them, watching them, dreaming about them, and most of all, caring for them. Never ever. So you can either get over it or leave us alone.
Written for all the Jonas Brothers fans who deal with these problems.
Put this on your page if you've ever had to deal with problems like these.

I HATE all those people who say"KEVIN'S GAY" cuz he smiles more than Joe and Nick...He smiles cuz he's happy to live his dream and he wants all theur fans to see that...he plays an important part in the Jonas Brothers...do you know how he feels?? everyone's against his dream,but he's not gonna let those haters stop him from living his dream...if you're against him, stop it...post this if you believe this...

Well, that's about it...as you can see, I've been infected by the OJD disease...I do not want to cure it(hahaha)...Im not sure if I'll start on my first fanfic but it'll be a one shot chappie...hope you enjoy mah profile and fanifcs!!Over and Out