ATTENTION! I'm on a REALLY REALLY bad writer's block, so don't expect updates for a while! Also, I'm becoming addicted to reading stories on funny.com! Or, in other words, I've stopped writing for now, so sorry. Especially now that school's started and I'm in ALL PRE-AP (or honors) CLASSES! Note that. Think about it. It means A LOT MORE WORK! ahem Going on...

wrote ONE more chapter in tree realm. i was inspired.

About ME!

Name:Ryuta
Age:14

Home:Texas
Foods:Miso Soup...yeah, um, RAMEN! Can't forget ramen! And pocky! And CHOCOLATE! Sugar...

Lemme introduce Sean Adler to my bio. If you ever read me rambling about him and saying things about him that aren't even funny, it's because I'm in love with him. He's the sexiest guy in the school. EVERY SINGLE GIRL I KNOW (half the student body) is in love with him, including me. He's beautiful. From his brown curly hair to his shockingly blue eyes. I'm always watching him, obsessing over him. Listen to one of my many Sean Adler stories.
~Sean and I are both in Symphonic Band. Well, on October 1, 2004, concert and symphonic band had a lock in from 12:30 (half hr past midnight) to 7:00 AM. It was fun! Especially whenever I'd watch him and Steven (the other guy I obsess over, not as much as Sean) play video games. Yuki and I were walking outside to the go carts, and we passed the batting cages. Sean was in the 80 mph one. He kept on missing the ball. Well, just as we were walking by, he turned around and shouted at us "What am I doing wrong!" It was hilarious, to Yuki and I, anyway. Also, when he did something to his cell phone then dropped it officially breaking it. Yeah. That was cool. On 4/11/05 madsen (band director) was talking about what everyone hates about themselves, john, the funny one, said i'm too fat (and he's not fat) and sean said i'm too ugly. HAHAHA hilarious!

I'll stop now for your sake.

As of 4/12/05 i don't like sean that much any more. i like my band director's son. SCOTT. i think that's his name. it's what shannon said. incredibly hot.

Songs:
-Dearest, Fukai Mori, My Will, Owarinai Yume, Shinjutsu no Uta, I Am, Every Heart, Itasurana Kiss, Grip, Yura Yura (fav of dis show) all from Inuyasha
-Half, It's Gonna Rain, 4th Avenue Café, Heart of Sword, Namida wa Shitteiru, Ice Blue Eyes, Innocence, Journey, One Third. All from, the one, the best and only, RUROUNI KENSHIN!
-Love Deeper, Ao no Requiem-Samurai Deeper Kyo!
-Simple And Clean, Hikari-Kingdom Hearts!
-Always with me-Spirited Away
-TOOI KONO MACHI DE!-cardcaptors movie (read manga, anime not seen, music heard)
-Manatsu no eve-tenchi muyo
-Get over, Days-Hikaru no GO (haven't seen the anime, but heard da song)
-Let me be with you, Ningyo Hime-Chobits
-Suteki da ne-FFX
- 19-1000 words-FFX-2

Instrumental music: Loss of Me (ff9) and Swing low sweet chariot (as played by my band)

Candy:Kit Kat, 3 Musketeers, Hershey, PLAIN M&Ms, Trencito (spanish chocolate)
Eyes AND hair:brown
Band instrument-oboe (strange, I know) I'm first chair (best chair) in Symphonic Band (best band) for my 8th grade year! AND I made the district band! (best of the best!)

Billie=Victoria, kay? Kay.

Quotes:

Friendship is like peeing in ur pants, everyone can see it, but only u can feel the warmth-laurie

Baglebites, heaven in a microwave package-Yuki

Only a jackass can change world-Auron. From Gippal's Sphere (aka Jackasses) To learn how to get, look in the strategy guide for FFX-2

Life is a nose, don't blow it. -Riley (kid in my pre-ap english class)

Amanda:watching Billie peel the skin off the grape Billie, stop stripping the grape! Billie gets to the bottom part NO! Not that part! (we laughed until our stomachs hurt!)

Today, I learned that the world is a ball with a stick running through it.-Jimmy, looking at my globe.

Being over obsessive isn't pretty, it's fun.-Yuki, talking about my obsession with Soujiro-kun. -

Chocolate is the answer! Who cares what the question is!-this paper, um, thingy I saw.

Don't you look at me in that tone of voice.-Yuki (Amanda)

Where am I gonna find another stick, in the forest?-(bloopers)Benitora

I am called Little Buttercup, Dear Little Buttercup-(bloopers)Miguera

Don't be a fool you, you fool!-Miroku

Let's not let this slaying ruin our friendship-Touya

You're crazy Urameshi! The hell was that? You don't make bombs go boom in yer face!-Jin

Oh, it’s Miss Kaoru. I almost didn’t recognize you in women’s clothes.-Kenshin, to Kaoru

PERFECT practice makes perfect-Mrs. Anderson, the best teacher ever known to walk on this pitiful planet.

Mimi go bathroom?-spanglish-Cameron Duvall

The Lord said let there be cuteness, and there I was.-Yuki

Manny:Mrs.Harmon, Dalton called me stupid.
Mrs.Harmon:What did you call him?
Manny:Retarded.

I will not fill my head with nonsens-oh look a comic book! -Yuki

Can you moo like a caribou?- Billie

Qué haces...Don't you think haces sounds like the plural form of a certain cuss word?-Me. What! IT'S TRUE!

Yuki:I have a spatula, and I'm not afraid to use it.
Me:It's the spatula of DOOM!
Yuki:MUWAHAHAHAHA! starts whacking random people on the head with her spatula of doom which she found in my kitchen drawer. I don't know why she wuz in there

Guy from show:someone farts...yeah, we got squirrels. See, they hibernate for winter, and sometimes they get stuck between the walls. To get out, they need to deflate, thus, causing the passage of windage.(fart)

Akane:Me? Enter this "Miss Martial Arts Takeout" contest? Why in the world do I have to...sees her dad eating AH. Now I get it.
Soun(her dad while eating):Whagga you meam?
Akane:Selling out your own daughter for an order of eel teriyaki. Shame on you.
Soun:I did no such thing! shows Akane everyone else eating It was FIVE orders! How could I say no!

Mrs.Dixon(pre-ap history):(on friday)Class, your colony project is due on monday. If any of you haven't taken step one and bought a poster board, I suggest you do so. Just promise me you won't be doing it Sunday at midnight. (someone says something) Oh, okay. Everybody, Joe said he's going to do his at 11:00. Thanks so much Joe, it makes me feel better.

Silly. It's far too late at 22 to start changing one's wicked ways. -Megumi, vol. 4, in fox personality

Mrs.Rumsey(pre-ap english): Sometime's it's like I'm telling y'all to say 'apples', but you say, "BANANAS!"

i saw this old withered messed up rose, and it reminded me of you-schmuckles talking to rumsey. he got in BIG trouble

omg when i get home i'm going to get on a-i-m (like ay eye em)-what the sevies call aim.

pretty much everything funny from maison ikkoku

Anime & Manga:

Rurouni Kenshin-manga & anime
Inuyasha-manga & anime

Maison Ikkoku-manga
Yu Yu Hakusho-anime(can't stand the manga's art)
DB,DBZ,DBGT-anime
.hack//sign-anime
Tenchi Muyo-anime
Spirited Away-movie
Princess Mononoke-movie
Samurai Deeper Kyo-manga & anime
Planet Ladder-manga
Shaman King-manga and anime
Wish-manga
Ranma 1/2-manga
Demon Diary-manga
X/1999-manga
Angelic Layer-manga and anime
Petshop of Horrors-manga
Kodocha-manga
Cardcaptor Sakura-manga
Cardcaptor Sakura Master of the Clow-manga
Chobits-manga
Fushigi Yuugi-manga

Tactics-manga

Legend of Chung Nang (sp? name? can't remember and can't find it)-manga

Games:

Final Fantasy VII-Go Cloud and Sephiroth!

Final Fantasy IX-Sooooo many moogles! And Vivi’s AWESOME! and beatrix

Final Fantasy X-I LOVE AURON! Don’t care if he’s dead. He’s still the strongest, coolest, and bestest (yes, bestest) in my game! (140 strength+ w/break damage limit. Beat that!)

Final Fantasy X-2 – I love Gippal! And Baralai! And Auron! (even though he has like 2 scenes)

Hot guys of FFs standings
#1: Auron
#2: Gippal
#3: Baralai
#4: Cloud
#5: Sephiroth
#6: Wakka
#7: Tidus
#8: Brother
#9: Buddy
#10:Maroda
(will change as soon as I remember the rest, which I still can't)

guys I like : (bishounens)
-Soujiro. 1st place for forever!

Benitora
-Battousai
-Godai
-Leon aka Squall
-Riku (I look past that whole darkness thing)
-Yoko, Kurama, Hiei, Karasu, Jin, Touya
-Miroku, Sesshoumaru, Hiten
-Ohjiro, Icchan-not bishounen, just kewl-ICCHAN GO BOOM! hehheh
-Eriol (so evil!), Yukito, Yue! So much like Sesshoumaru! And Kurama, I think..., Toya (good looking, protective, has money...) Tori in the anime

Tidus (when he's not full of himself) FFX
-Auron-SO FRIKIN' AWESOME! Yes, frikin'. FFX and one or two scenes in FFX-2
-Wakka-when he isn't actin' like a baby. FFX
-Gippal-also awesome! but not frikin' FFX-2
-Baralai-that beautiful face... FFX-2
-Brother-so wacky! Fun to watch his movements! FFX and FFX-2
-Buddy-(to me) sexy voice, strong. FFX-2
-Cid-Almost all final fantasies!(not good looking, but cool)
-Vincent-FFVII. He's so awesome!
-Cloud-Just plain cool...sexy and, I LOVE HIM!
-Sephiroth (he has in own song in FFVII AND Kingdom Hearts! Now THAT'S a villain)

fav girls:
-Sango. Absolute fav for all time.

Kyoko

Kozue
-Yumi
-Shizuru
-Shampoo (you go gurl!)
-Akane, Ukyou, Kasumi, Nabiki
-Misaki/Misakichi
-Ayame from Inuyasha
-Sana
-all girls in Cardcaptor Sakura!
-Chi
-Miaka (sp? main character of Fushigi Yuugi)
-Yuna
-Lulu-kickass!
-Rikku-also kickass. Will give you energy when you've ran out.
-Paine-not as kickass as lulu and rikku, but'll do

Fav Words:
-unpoppable (just say it)

caucas

friggate

poon

wanker (not used in a bad way)
-anywho
-loon
-skwish
-gadzooks
-googleplex (dreammaster2411)
-tupperware (what kind of word is it? funny, that's what)
-schmigegie (sh-mih-geh-gee)
-blob
-fluke
-FOOL!
-athsprin (asprin with a lisp)
-geezer
-ya ol coot
-demented
-nihao
-schleeterhozen (sh-lee-ter-hoe-zen)
-litterer (my own word for someone who litters)
-personater (my own word for a liar or traitor)
-conundrum
-Billius Bobus (Billie's Victoria scientific name)
-Schmuckle!
-Schmuckles!
-Schmuckler!

THE STORY OF THE SCHMUCKLE!
How I found the word Schmuckle. There's a kid in my grade named Shkelqim (pronounced skel-chum). No teacher ever gets his name right the first week of school. When reading role, they're all like, "Last name..." It's so funny. Well, we had a sub in Spanish for the first few months because the real teacher was on maternity leave. He COULD NOTget his name (even when Shkelqim spelled it out skel-chum on the white board). One day, he called Shkelqim, Schmuckles. I've loved the word ever since. It's my username on Gaia! tee hee!

Read Chibi-tenken's fics! I ORDER YOU TO!
And seekin4therapy's too! When she writes one.
And Sakura Butterfly's!
And Grandmaster Rumi-chan's!
And Captain Black Rum's!

Where my story(s) is/are:
-The Movie That Almost Wasn't-I've stopped for a while since I'm off my drawing block and am on my writing block. I'll try and get another story going.
-Tree Realm-Ah, the newbie. I wrote the TWO CHAPTERS, and was immediately back on writer's block. I discovered I write better when I'm listening to music.

What I'm scared of
-spiders, roaches, any other bugs except butterflies...
-Daddy when he's mad (he cussed in front of friends!)
-sharks (I like my body parts)
-WORMS! EWWWW!
-geckos. I HAVE A REASON! Once, I was about to change my clothes in my bathroom, when I saw a gecko in the corner of the room! I don't want a reptile in the room I'm changing in! Yet I still think they're cool...
-losing a DVD, VCR, CD, PS2 game. What if I lost one? gasp
-mimes:they never talk and they stare at you w/out blinking. And have you ever noticed they smile all the time even when they are being hit with an invisible piano?
-clowns. They honk their noses, and they are too happy...
-Yuki's high pitched girly laugh. It came out of nowhere one day. Sounds like a high pitched horse neighing.
-Losing FFX and FFX-2. What if I lose Gippal? Or worse...AURON! This will give me nightmares everytime I think about it! AHHHHHHHHHH!

For some super funny stories, go to www.funny.com

Rurouni Kenshin pics from Scar-crossed Wanderer that are kewl/funny.

"Never get in an argument with a 13 year old"-that's right!

"Who knew he'd grow up to be a l'il hottie. ;-D" true,
but I dunno what he's holdin'.

Anybody who can translate it, TELL ME! IT SEEMS FUNNY!

If anybody wants to see more pics, go to

The Movie That Almost Wasn't-it's okay Shishio said sht, cause he's the MAIN bad guy. He has power, Hennya doesn't. Hennya's a weakling.