Hello, internet. What's up?

You can call me Wolverinejoe, or Joe, or Joseph, or anything marginally related to that.

I live in Texas. No, I don't own a horse. Or a pair of cowboy boots, for that matter. Please stop asking.

Bio: I'm 17, a (as of 6/6/2014) senior in high school, and love to write. Seriously. Love it. I have so many ideas bouncing around in my skull, I sometimes think I'll explode if I don't put them on paper. Or, in this case, the Internet. But anyways.

I am also completely insane. Just thought you might like to know. I don't like to think of myself as average - who does, really? People describe me as attractive, though I guess I'll leave that up to you.

Feel free to shoot me a PM if you want any help with your writing, or if you just want to chat. Alternatively, hit me up on Skype. My account name is joyousnuisance.

I'm not going to give you a list of things I do and don't like. My likes change with the wind, and I have no hope of listing them all here. Wow that sounds incredibly pretentious. I'm actually much too lazy to give you a list, and think that taking the time to write out what I do and don't like is kind of pointless. You're here for the stories, not an insight into my soul.

Completed Fics:

Portal Cubed

Category: Portal

Summary: After her release from Aperture Science, Chell stumbles upon the abandoned laboratory of an old rival of Aperture's...

Additional Info: My first Fanfic ever (on this site), my longest completed work.

Fics in Progress:

The True Champion

Category: Pokémon

Summary: Tournament fic. Slight AU, Ash never went to Unova. Ash returns after six years of seclusion to compete in the first ever Pokémon World Championship. Can he fulfill his dream of becoming a Pokémon Master?

Pairing: Pokéshipping

Additional Info: I've gotten a few requests asking for a list of Ash's team, for future reference, so here they are: Pikachu, Athena ( Lucario), Eve ( Vaporeon), Soul ( Ninetales, shiny), and Spectre ( Salamence).

Misty's team consists of Starmie, Golduck, Gyarados, Squirtle (Originally Ash's), Aria ( Lapras, originally Ash's), and Suicune, though she has access to any Pokémon held at Cerulean City Gym.

Max's team consists of Grace ( Gardevoir), Shadow ( Mightyena), Cole ( Quilava), Stratus ( Castform), and a sixth Pokémon that has yet to be introduced (probably a Breloom).

Hope that helps!

Skyblock

Category: Minecraft

Summary: Two friends awaken on a strange island surrounded by Void. There is a single tree, a chest containing a note, a bucket of lava, and a block of ice. Can they survive this strange new world? Can they survive Skyblock? Novelization of the popular custom map 'Skyblock Survival'.

Additional Info: Features 'Sima' from Mellifluousness's lovely fic "Ears To Hear Us" as a cameo character. I may or may not write a prequel to this story, about Joseph and Travis's adventures before awaking on Skyblock. What do you guys think? Let me know.

The Dovah Games

Category: Elder Scrolls series

Summary: The Dovahkiin was never discovered. Alduin World-Eater has taken all Tamriel, and each year, two young men and women from each Province are forced to compete in a brutal and bloody fight to the death. May the odds be ever in your favor.

Additional Info: On hiatus until I ever get around to working on it again (What do you say, Muse? Lemme know). Although, an anonymous reviewer under the alias 'DW' managed to figure out the major plot twist just by reading the first (and currently only) chapter. So kudos to him/her.

Upcoming Fics I may or may not write:

Return to the Spirit Realm

Category: Spirited Away

Summary: Chihiro Ogino is sixteen years old, and has just finished her second year of High School. Her best friend Natsumi doesn't believe the stories she tells of the Spirit World - at least, until she herself is Spirited Away. Chihiro must brave the Realm of the Spirits once again to rescue her friend, but not without the help of some friends both old and new.

Elder Scrolls: Apocalypse

Category: Elder Scrolls series

Summary: 4E, year 203. Two years after Alduin's defeat, darkness returns to Tamriel. Strange creatures terrorize the land, killing anyone in their path. Even worse: Could Alduin World-Eater have returned? Will the Dovahkiin be able to bring peace to Skyrim, or will evil prevail?

My Life As A Trainer (Working Title)

Category: Pokémon

Summary: Response fic to the challenge set by Perfect Oblivion (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2796505/perfect_oblivion)

The Coming Darkness

Category: Legend of Zelda

Summary: It's been two years since the Hero of Twilight defeated the Usurper King Zant and the Dark Lord Ganondorf. Two years since the Twilight Princess, Midna, shattered the Mirror of Twilight, the only known gateway between the two realms. But with the return of the Triforce of Power, could darkness once more envelope Hyrule? Or can the Hero of Light bring peace to two realms?

Member of the Brotherhood of the Pen

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/The_Brotherhood_of_the_Pen_Headquarters/92754/

Rank: Beta

Number: 35

Gender: Male

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-Wolverinejoe