I sneeze like a cartoon character. I like airports and train stations because everyone's so purposeful and busy. I'm scared of moths and I don't like spiders being in the same room as me. I am a rare exception to that adage about never being able to forget how to ride a bike. I like to watch kids' TV shows. I'm a creator of melodrama. My favourite drinks are peach ice tea, frappes and Cherry Sourz. My life usually has an appropriate soundtrack. When I buy a new book, I can't flick through; all the words will escape. I've always wanted to learn how to surf and how to play the piano, not that the two are related in any way.

I'd like to meet a girl called Ruby. I'll call her up and say "Hey Ruby Baby, life's groovy." She'll likely change her number pretty quickly. I'd also like to meet a guy who'd do random crazy fun shtuff and be really hardcore cool and probably too cool for me, but he'd love me anyway.

If there's no slash, I'm not interested. It doesn't necessarily have to be obvious. I'm happy with the potential for slash. I can read into most things and find gay love there. It's a talent.

I'm currently a Fresher studying English Literature. I haven't quite adapted yet.