Invisible Mission Scroll: Deidara loses a mission scroll he needs to give to Pein. This one scrolls makes his life in the Akatsuki change forever. This is a Yaoi romance. SasoDei and Hidadei. -Working On Fifth Chapter-

Orange Sand: Gaara can't help but think there is something missing in his life. Even the Kazekage needs someone there for him. Narugaa, Sasugaa, Love Triangle. Yaoi -Working On Sixth Chapter-

Akatuki Loves Deidara: Deidara gets convinced to stay single for awhile. So why not date around? Yaoi ItaDei, HidaDei, SasoDei, and PeinDei so far! -Working On Sixth Chapter-

Akatsuki Wants A Baby: Due to the small amount of member's the Akatsuki decides they need an heir. When Konan discovers she cannot have children, who will Pein turn to? Yaoi and Mpreg -Working on Chapter Seven-

I will most likely only write Naruto fanfiction but I may change my mind in the future. I may start a Durarara story soon. (Shizaya-ShizuoxIzaya) Rough Draft Complete!

Requests for stories are welcome. I will do mostly any Yaoi pairing, some Het, and I will NEVER do a Yuri. Requests need the pairing and some plot. Like is it high school, AU, or just goes with the Naruto story line. It will also need the genre. It will also need info on how long the story will be. I will gladly write any stories requested that fall into these guidelines.

You can contact me online at gaiaonline.com

My username is: Rubber Ducky Nitemare

Favorite Anime/Manga:

Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi

Naruto/ Naruto Shippuden

Durarara!!

Yu-Gi-Oh

Inuyasha

Dragonball Z

Favorite Pairings:

SasoDei

ItaDei

Hidadei

Narugaa

Sasugaa

Nejigaa

Kakasasu

KakaIta

Itasasu (Uchihacest)

HidaIta

MadaDei

TobiDei

PeinDei

Shizaya (Durarara)

Thiefshipping (Yami BakuraxMarik)

Bronzeshipping (Yami MarikxMarik)

Prideshipping (Yami YugixSeto Kaiba)

Scandalshipping (SetxAtem)

Takano M. & Onodera Ritsu

Kisa S. & Yukina K.

Y. Yuu & Y. Chiaki

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Hidan, Deidara, Gaara, Itachi, Sasori, Pein/Nagato, Konan, Kakashi, and Madara.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? SasoDei or any other Deidara-uke pairing.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi :3

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?If so, who, where and how many times? No. Maybe In the future. (If my best friend cosplayed too)

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Deidara's headband and manga. Nothing much. :/

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? If humanly possible? Hmmm, I'd say Hidan. We would get only well as long as he didn't try to sacrifice me.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruKiba? XD Hinata scares me alittle. Stalkers normally never end up with the person they stalk so I'd say KibaHina.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Neither.

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 7! One reason, Kakashi!

10. Do you support the obito theory? Unless Madara is using Obito's body I have to say no I don't.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? ...It's not like they look anything alike and it has been stated in the manga or anything...Wait...

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara! (you were not very surprised were you?)

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Eh, mixed. Sometimes I really hate him and other times he's ok.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No, I skip around a lot.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Nope, see question 14.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Do you really have to ask? Of course he does. :D

17. Sub or dub? Dub for Kakashi's, Deidara's, Gaara's, Itachi's, and Pein's voices. Sub for the rest of the characters.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Sometimes she is a bitch and other times she isn't. Eh, mixed again.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Creepy. Almost 100 year old Madara acting like a kid and being partnered with a 19 yearold...

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yup. Uchiha Madara.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly beast or Sexy nerd?

22. Which character would be the best cross-dresser? Deidara-Chan!! (Haku doesn't count because he already cross-dressed.)

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?...Weird?

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Gaara. Imagine him cross-dressing, dancing in flowers, and hugging Sasuke.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? *gasp* Maybe :3

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Do I?

27. Do you like lemons? Well written ones!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? The ones I rant about. .

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yesh! :3

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashers? No, but I will go look it up now...

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? No.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? No one recognized it...except my friends of course.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and
said 'WTF is this?' They gave my the 'WTF' face and walked away...

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Only in art.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope! :3

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? I'f I can read It with Kakashi.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? *Gasp* Minato is really Madara! Oh noes! XD

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? Yes, when people make requests for it.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No, just no.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Never.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Guess? :D

Naruto QUIZ!!Name 12 of your favorite characters in no particular order and answer the questions!!

1.Gaara

2.Madara

3.Suigetsu

4. Hidan

5. Itachi

6. Deidara

7. Kakashi

8. Shikamaru

9. Konan

10. Sasori

11. Kiba

12. Pein

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Yes I have and I still don't understand how you could pair them together! D:

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hotter than the sun? XD

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Konan would kill Pein and Shikamaru won't say 'This is troublesome'.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Nah.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Yes, too bad Madara didn't care he died. D:

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Ten for Yaoi!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Door opens*

K: So this is what the Akatsuki does. Wait, isn't that Madara Uchiha?!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

NEW PUPPET!- Sasori is searching around trying to find someone worthy to become his next puppet. Then he spots a certain mist ninja fighting and is captivated.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Hell yes there is!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Overcoming Pain

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to De-flower One?

Hidan using cheap pickup lines and Gaara being too naive to realize he is being hit on.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

...no.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No but I wish. :D

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

...I would write it myself. :D

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

If only this moment could be eternal!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

The Lazy Song. XD

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Molestation of two teens by a Leader. HARD YAOI

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Sasori: You look amazing. Want to see my best wood?

Madara: *gasp* Why yes I do.

19)How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

He would probably be freaked out and burn his eyes out.

20) How emo is Seven?

Gosh, He is too into self-sacrifice. Also I hate how he says 'Everyone special to me is already dead' it's really depressing. I'd say he is 65% emo.